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idiotsavant

quote everythin

im dying

# ? Aug 15, 2020 20:59

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:18

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

ASMR

mouth noises :h:

tapping

personal attention :h:

I'm leaving you for your brother and taking the kids (1:12:54)

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# ? Aug 15, 2020 21:30

Jaguars!

Distant Metallica, cheese melting, child in back room practices recorder

# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:29

idiotsavant

ASMR| Peaceful Night Whispering|CPAP Machine Noise|Awakening With Night Terrors And Panic Attacks (07:14:23)

# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:35

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

ASMR - Very tiny (6") Mongolian throat singer directly stimulates the hair cells in your cochlea with powerful haunting vocals (12 hrs GREAT FOR KIDS)

# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:37

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

ASMR - Very tiny (6") Mongolian throat singer directly stimulates the hair cells in your cochlea with powerful haunting vocals (12 hrs GREAT FOR KIDS)

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:39

Jaguars!

ASMR person in high pitched californian accent: Hi guys, I've just received my first commission, I want to get this done for you quickly, but I'm at work so there may be some rough patches

[Open's portaloo door, picks up sledge hammer and walks toward crew feeding a demolition materials into a crushing plant]

# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:43

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

[ASMR]accidentally recorded this with my laptops built in mic so you can only really hear the computer fan (03:28:40)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:57

xcheopis

[ASMR] (slow, dance) muffled, maddening beating of vile drums + thin, monotonous whine of accursed flutes (eternal)

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:05

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

ASMR | mouth noises | tingling | relaxation | grandma eating a MacDonald's soft serve without her dentures in (feat. Tingting ASMR) (9:13)

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:40

Finger Prince

ASMR - distant vibration of unknown origin that you can only hear in the dead silence of your bedroom as you're trying to sleep. occasional tapping from above.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:50

Finger Prince

ASMR: sleep/relaxation, compilation - 8hrs
-Single mosquito
-Distant dog barking
-Tapping on ceiling from above
-Barely detectable subsonic vibration
-Man in neighboring apartment peeing in toilet bowl standing up
-Door lock opening, but not your door, but maybe your door?
-Car with huge subwoofer stopped at a red light outside
-Revelers outside in the hall
-A couple downstairs having a heated argument.
-Building AFA heard through earplugs

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:08

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

asmr - Musica Universalis/The Music of the Spheres by god duration: eternity

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:21

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

ASMR roleplay: your parents are divorcing and it's all your fault [personal attention][wailing][no mouth noises] (02:13:29)

# ? Aug 16, 2020 01:29

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Img347.mp4(09:34:36)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 16, 2020 09:59

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

"an attractive young lady smiles warmly at the camera and starts to gently tap on the tail of the hungry hippo with her fingernails. She starts to tap more aggressively until she is hammering on the hungry hungry hippo with her fist, marbles flying across the room. She breathily whispers "looks like I'm winning"*

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:05

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

ASMR: (softly spoken) man continuously tutting and saying drat, whilst trying to paint Warhammer and continuously smearing paint and wiping mistakes with thumb. Drybrushing sounds at 10 minute point.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:20

Escape From Noise

ASMR-trying to make a grilled cheese but the burner keeps going out for some reason so it has to relit several times

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:35

posting smiling

[asmr] child tries proving to his mother that he can full combo free bird on guitar hero 2 (expert difficulty) but he keeps missing and saying "wait, that wasn't supposed to happen" and restarting and the buttons are really squeaky

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:47

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

channel update - going to start uploading more frequently again! (10:34)

posted july 23 2016

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:47

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

ASMR | mouth sounds | popping | relaxation | chewing tinfoil with braces on [extended version] (56:13)

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:50

Jaguars!

Chewbecca posted:

"an attractive young lady smiles warmly at the camera and starts to gently tap on the tail of the hungry hippo with her fingernails. She starts to tap more aggressively until she is hammering on the hungry hungry hippo with her fist, marbles flying across the room. She breathily whispers "looks like I'm winning"*

RickRogers posted:

ASMR: (softly spoken) man continuously tutting and saying drat, whilst trying to paint Warhammer and continuously smearing paint and wiping mistakes with thumb. Drybrushing sounds at 10 minute point.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 11:21

Jaguars!

ASMR | Personal Attention | Cat wants you to know it was food time 1/2 an hour ago 1:14:00

# ? Aug 16, 2020 11:22

idiotsavant

ASMR| Slapping A Wet Piece Of Flank Steak Against My Belly To Tenderize It (04:12:51)

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:31

nut

asmr (family rp) drinking hot beverages with my uncle who always says mmmm while sipping and then slaps out that loud �ahhhhhh� after swallowing each sip

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:34

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

RickRogers posted:

ASMR: (softly spoken) man continuously tutting and saying drat, whilst trying to paint Warhammer and continuously smearing paint and wiping mistakes with thumb. Drybrushing sounds at 10 minute point.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:17

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

asmr - stomach cramps with type 5 or 6 shits on the bristol stool scale in a low-flow toilet, 3-ply toilet paper, vigorous showering/scrubbing followed by second round of type 5/6 shits

# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:53

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Chewbecca posted:

"an attractive young lady smiles warmly at the camera and starts to gently tap on the tail of the hungry hippo with her fingernails. She starts to tap more aggressively until she is hammering on the hungry hungry hippo with her fist, marbles flying across the room. She breathily whispers "looks like I'm winning"*

lmao

# ? Aug 16, 2020 17:36

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

nut posted:

asmr (family rp) drinking hot beverages with my uncle who always says mmmm while sipping and then slaps out that loud �ahhhhhh� after swallowing each sip

I'm getting tingles just thinking about it

# ? Aug 16, 2020 17:56

Khanstant

unedited footage of a sandwich artist's life [8 hours]

gopro is dropped inside the ingredients tub of a subway restaurant for the artist's last shift

# ? Aug 16, 2020 18:04

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

[ASMR] I'm an insistent toddler and I want you to watch me bounce Daddy! [mouth sounds][trampoline sounds][tapping][roleplay](01:09:33)

# ? Aug 17, 2020 09:25

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

ASMR (Breathless Whispering/Barely Audible and mouth sounds)

Rubbing Polystyrene against teeth for 10 minutes.
Balloon licking and nibbling sounds (please wear stereo headphones!) For five.
I then wave my fingers very fast by the microphone whilst reciting extracts from the teachings of Siddhartha under my face mask for half an hour.
Chomping on Polystyrene and swallowing sounds for 2 hours.

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Have a blessed day.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 12:27

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Plant MONSTER. posted:

asmr - stomach cramps with type 5 or 6 shits on the bristol stool scale in a low-flow toilet, 3-ply toilet paper, vigorous showering/scrubbing followed by second round of type 5/6 shits

It's weird to see your morning routine so perfectly described by a stranger.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 12:37

google THIS

(whispering) So I've had a lot of requests for a fingernail tapping video (gets out a chalkboard)

# ? Aug 17, 2020 13:50

Twenty Four

ASMR: My Ex drunk as hell out in front of my house in the middle of the night alternating between screaming about how "they are too good for me" and sobbing for me to "take them back" while I wait for the police to arrive (2:04:87)

# ? Aug 17, 2020 14:53

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:18

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Chewbecca posted:

[ASMR] I'm an insistent toddler and I want you to watch me bounce Daddy! [mouth sounds][trampoline sounds][tapping][roleplay](01:09:33)

https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 15:09

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