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TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

OwlFancier posted:

That whole account just makes me feel extremely old. Am I supposed to get any of it?

Straight men also don't have attraction to women, so apparently they can say "dyke" according to this weirdo.

# ? Aug 19, 2020 22:43

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:14

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

OwlFancier posted:

That whole account just makes me feel extremely old. Am I supposed to get any of it?

I don't think you're meant to if you're not an annoying 19-year-old Gold Star

Henchman of Santa posted:

Also Randy Rainbow�s many racist tweets got dug up the other day

Also a smattering of his transmisic tweets so yah he's trash

# ? Aug 19, 2020 22:50

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

TinTower posted:

Straight men also don't have attraction to women, so apparently they can say "dyke" according to this weirdo.

I also didn't get that so I appreciate the clarification, but just generally the account is nigh incomprehensible.

Here I thought I just had to be attracted to people regardless of gender presentation.

# ? Aug 19, 2020 22:54

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

MizPiz posted:

# ? Aug 19, 2020 22:56

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

I tweeted once about the FBI accidentally retweeting the Protocols and I got the most twitter notifications I've ever gotten out of it. It's like 90% nazis and I hate it so goddam much.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 00:24

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

It's not even good propaganda, it's poorly plagiarized propaganda, from over a hundred loving years ago.

Also the nature of that particular document should probably be widely known.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 00:41

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Bogus Adventure posted:

That's a bad tweet, but Randy Rainbow does some pro-tier song parodies on Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lJondUzeKk

Even without the racist tweets this is insanely embarassing.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 01:59

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/robtrench/status/1296165066522402823?s=19

# ? Aug 20, 2020 02:49

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I'd put the odds at basically 50/50 whoever wrote the Pacino tweet for Netflix knew it was wrong.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 02:53

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

i'm so glad that some lesbians have decided that the real enemy isn't the oppressive power structure that dehumanizes them, it's the people who are very similar to them but slightly different

Emo Phillips posted:

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative�Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 03:36

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

"franchise"? :psyduck:

# ? Aug 20, 2020 03:41

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

# ? Aug 20, 2020 04:44

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here

# ? Aug 20, 2020 04:47

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Bogus Adventure posted:

That's a bad tweet, but Randy Rainbow does some pro-tier song parodies on Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lJondUzeKk

This video sure was a... Bogus Adventure.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 05:05

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Captain Monkey posted:

This video sure was a... Bogus Adventure.

Lol

Like I said, I didn't know anything about his tweets. I just like song parodies and musicals. There's a reason I sport a Skimbleshanks tag.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 06:06

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I know we've collectively agreed to forget the last season of Game of Thrones, but maybe we shouldn't have.

https://twitter.com/JohnFugelsang/status/1296286829969367040?s=20

# ? Aug 20, 2020 06:07

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

she said "why'd you say that twice?" and i said, "i didn't!"

:haw:

# ? Aug 20, 2020 06:14

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Crusher of Kavanaugh! (Who now sits on the Supreme Court for life)

# ? Aug 20, 2020 07:06

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Captain Monkey posted:

Crusher of Kavanaugh! (Who now sits on the Supreme Court for life)

"Khaleesi of Oak-Land"

Ask criminal justice reform advocates in the Bay their opinion of the Khaleesi.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 07:27

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/TheRealPatCash/status/1296235191296458754

# ? Aug 20, 2020 08:15

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Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/TheRealPatCash/status/1296235191296458754

That lead me to another good one

https://twitter.com/petraliverani/status/1296311082810662913?s=21

# ? Aug 20, 2020 08:26

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

christmas boots posted:

That lead me to another good one

https://twitter.com/petraliverani/status/1296311082810662913?s=21

You've certainly made me think *squints at url* occamsrazorterrorevents.weebly.com

# ? Aug 20, 2020 08:40

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 10:56

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

I feel like this is only borderline idiocy because who the gently caress knew Macaulay Culkin was running a satire site?

# ? Aug 20, 2020 11:03

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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TinTower posted:

Straight men also don't have attraction to women,

Somebody should go tell the straight men they're doing it wrong

# ? Aug 20, 2020 11:29

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Splicer posted:

Somebody should go tell the straight men they're doing it wrong

Wasn't this what Small Ben's last round as twitter's main character was all about?

# ? Aug 20, 2020 12:16

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I feel like this is only borderline idiocy because who the gently caress knew Macaulay Culkin was running a satire site?

I did, but only because I listen to far too many podcasts. But who the gently caress takes news from a site named bunnyears any goddamn way

# ? Aug 20, 2020 12:20

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Doc Hawkins posted:

she said "why'd you say that twice?" and i said, "i didn't!"

# ? Aug 20, 2020 12:37

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

mng posted:

Isn't that dude like legit crazy?

# ? Aug 20, 2020 13:12

Gargamel Gibson: Apr 24, 2014

Yeah, he threw his gun away and tried to fight the Predator with just a knife. Batshit.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 13:16

IncredibleIgloo: Feb 17, 2011

Agents are GO! posted:

Isn't that dude like legit crazy?

He is dead actually, but he was a wild Libertarian right wing guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonny_Landham

# ? Aug 20, 2020 14:18

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Splicer posted:

Somebody should go tell the straight men they're doing it wrong

If you think you can finally get through to them, please fuckin do.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 14:55

SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

Skwirl posted:

I'd put the odds at basically 50/50 whoever wrote the Pacino tweet for Netflix knew it was wrong.

Yeah, I reckon they did the bare minimum "Was he in shorts in any of his famous movies?" research because it'd get some "Huh, thats theoretically slightly interesting" retweets, and if it turned out to be wrong (which it did) it would get a bunch of "What about this?" replies. Either way, its engagement they can point to and say to netflix "See, I did the social media good. Continue to employ me.".

# ? Aug 20, 2020 17:05

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Agents are GO! posted:

Isn't that dude like legit crazy?

One of my favorite stories from the Predator special features was the production crew had to hire a bodyguard for Sonny Landham. To protect other people from him.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 17:20

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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Just because the Libertarian party removed him from a ballot in Kentucky because he publicly endorsed genocide doesn't mean he's crazy.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 18:28

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1296447300684918787?s=21

# ? Aug 20, 2020 18:37

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Ross isn�t the idiot here.

https://twitter.com/rubberninja/status/1296293629883908096?s=21

https://twitter.com/rubberninja/status/1296319037786320897?s=21

https://twitter.com/rubberninja/status/1296497838113734656?s=21

# ? Aug 20, 2020 18:50

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

There is nothing like streamer and influencer drama to make me feel old and out of touch.

If anyone needs me, I'll be outside yelling at clouds.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 19:15

CitizenKain: May 27, 2001; That was Gary Cooper, asshole.; Nap Ghost

AFewBricksShy posted:

There is nothing like streamer and influencer drama to make me feel old and out of touch.

If anyone needs me, I'll be outside yelling at clouds.

There is some weird drama about someone named Pokimane and I tried to figure out what its about, read about one paragraph and then I had to stop.

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Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

AFewBricksShy posted:

There is nothing like streamer and influencer drama to make me feel old and out of touch.

If anyone needs me, I'll be outside yelling at clouds.

I�m right there with you; I only posted that because you don�t really need any prior knowledge of who�s who to know what�s going on.

# ? Aug 20, 2020 19:45

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