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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Would if I could!

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



This stereotype is so funny to me because height and dick size have no real link.

I knew a dude who was 4'10" and had an 11-12" dick. An old classmate of mine is 6'8" and barely breaks 4" (which looks even smaller than normal because he's a pretty massive dude in other respects).
If dicks were always proportional, there would be more merit to "short guy syndrome". As it is, short dudes with big hogs are more blessed than they may realize.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm 69 cm tall and have 420 cm balls.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Inzombiac posted:

This stereotype is so funny to me because height and dick size have no real link.

i too have seen Goldmember

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

I'm 69 cm tall and have 420 cm balls.

Tall is stored in the balls?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
There was a big (giggle), long (titter) thread about dicks in GBS at one point and i thought the science was that throughout the population there was a dick size->lean body mass correllation but it wasnt massive (lol) or in any way a guarantee for any individual.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


One More Fat Nerd posted:

There was a big (giggle), long (titter) thread about dicks in GBS at one point and i thought the science was that throughout the population there was a dick size->lean body mass correllation but it wasnt massive (lol) or in any way a guarantee for any individual.

makes sense, dicks don't weigh that much

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Show controls and un-mute.

https://i.imgur.com/upKraNf.mp4

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Inzombiac posted:

This stereotype is so funny to me because height and dick size have no real link.
there's an established statistical correlation but it's not especially strong

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Spare my children, I will be your sacrifice!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Data Graham posted:



A friend who's into bodybuilding / strongman competitions showed me this photo and I was like "Wow impressive, but who's that scrawny guy in the middle? Oh wait holy poo poo"



LOOK AT THE HEEDS ON THOSE BOYS

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Rejecto Patronum

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Inzombiac posted:

I knew a dude who was 4'10" and had an 11-12" dick.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man posted:

Rejecto Patronum
:v:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Inzombiac posted:

This stereotype is so funny to me because height and dick size have no real link.

I knew a dude who was 4'10" and had an 11-12" dick. An old classmate of mine is 6'8" and barely breaks 4" (which looks even smaller than normal because he's a pretty massive dude in other respects).
If dicks were always proportional, there would be more merit to "short guy syndrome". As it is, short dudes with big hogs are more blessed than they may realize.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I'm 69 cm tall and have 420 cm balls.

Circumference or diameter

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/tZZsKDV.gifv

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Good Citizen posted:

Circumference or diameter

radius. my man look like fred flintstone driving side saddle

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Nah. I think it's Napoleon

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






























Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Who is this clown?

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Pagliacci! Very funny clown!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
table tennis is super fun

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Good Citizen posted:

Circumference or diameter

Length.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



420 ccm balls imo

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Agents are GO! posted:

Pagliacci! Very funny clown!

But doctor, I am Pagliacci!

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

...

Dennis wife IRL

Spin And Speed
Apr 3, 2019
If you don't like table tennis, you can eat my balls.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Today I found out that people on Orkney speak with a Norwegian dialect due to the vikings and it's loving with my head trying to parse it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk-_XlU5s6A

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

Lodin posted:

Today I found out that people on Orkney speak with a Norwegian dialect due to the vikings and it's loving with my head trying to parse it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk-_XlU5s6A

They're speaking english in that video?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Abalone Malone posted:

Dennis wife IRL

Fun fact, Gladys in the wheelchair is Devito's wife Rhea Perlman. She's pretty old but they made her look super old, I saw pics of her recently and she looks very spry and younger.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/BoldlyBuilding2/status/1295870236080648192?s=19

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

This is so something awful that it hurts.

The fact it wasn't originally posted here makes it even more SA.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

lemonadesweetheart posted:

They're speaking english in that video?

They're speaking Orcadian Scots, a dialect of Scots, a distinct language closely related to English and mostly mutually intelligable.

The Orcadian dialect of Scots has a lot of features influenced by the Norse speakers who settled the islands, which also makes it somewhat intelligable with other Norse languages.

There are Northumbrian dialects of English that I have heard anecdotes about being understood by Norwegians for similar reasons.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

biracial bear for uncut posted:



Start building guillotines.

WHO THE gently caress SAYS FIZZY POP

:goonsay:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

snergle posted:

WHO THE gently caress SAYS FIZZY POP

:goonsay:
Zohan..?

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
Let's play "Who Said It?"

Mitch Hedberg, or Donald Trump?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LargeHadron posted:

Let's play "Who Said It?"

Mitch Hedberg, or Donald Trump?



Mitch Hedburg wasn't stupid, he was being funny on purpose. The shark thing is incredibly stupid and not funny at all.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Data Graham posted:

Pyongyang South Korea lolmao

What about it

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
https://i.imgur.com/w6hpzQG.mp4

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