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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

old beast lunatic posted:

wait people itt think Biden has a chance? There were probably more people watching dota than than the DNC. And since when do words matter? Trmp has been consistently saying the dumbest things ever said very publicly for years while maintaining a solid base of support because Americans are the stupidest motherfuckers to ever walk the earth.

Supposedly if Biden is polling 3-4% better than Trump on a national level, it's very unlikely that Trump will win even with the electoral college favoring republicans. At 5-6%, it's virtually impossible. Biden is currently leading 8-9%.

Also, this is not 2016. People stayed home and didn't vote because they were all told Clinton had this in the bag with a 99% chance of winning. Who the hell is going to bother to vote when you think your candidate has a 99% chance of winning? I wouldn't bother to get up off my rear end and vote for my own brother if I thought he had a 99% chance of winning.

For Trump to win, he'd have to pretty much GAIN support since 2016. He has his diehard fan base but that's not enough to get him to win Florida, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan again.

Finally, look to the 2018 midterms to get an idea of how hosed Trump is.

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Fake News :[

https://twitter.com/jfb880/status/1296629159645646848

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Also, this is not 2016. People stayed home and didn't vote because they were all told Clinton had this in the bag with a 99% chance of winning. Who the hell is going to bother to vote when you think your candidate has a 99% chance of winning? I wouldn't bother to get up off my rear end and vote for my own brother if I thought he had a 99% chance of winning.

Clinton was also the most unpopular candidate the Democrats had ever put up and Biden can ride on being VP for Obama (one of the most popular ex-presidents).

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Groovelord Neato posted:

The picture he posted is from a google image search so I'm guessing it's a troll account.

Nah he's just using the Doobie defense


https://twitter.com/TomCrenshaw4/status/1296647863624249344?s=19

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

Groovelord Neato posted:

The picture he posted is from a google image search so I'm guessing it's a troll account.

Yeah it's a bullshit account but The President actually posted "CHINA!" is my point. I guess it's not that weird nothing is weird anymore or everything is I can't tell anymore

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Supposedly if Biden is polling 3-4% better than Trump on a national level, it's very unlikely that Trump will win even with the electoral college favoring republicans. At 5-6%, it's virtually impossible. Biden is currently leading 8-9%.

Also, this is not 2016. People stayed home and didn't vote because they were all told Clinton had this in the bag with a 99% chance of winning. Who the hell is going to bother to vote when you think your candidate has a 99% chance of winning? I wouldn't bother to get up off my rear end and vote for my own brother if I thought he had a 99% chance of winning.

For Trump to win, he'd have to pretty much GAIN support since 2016. He has his diehard fan base but that's not enough to get him to win Florida, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan again.

Finally, look to the 2018 midterms to get an idea of how hosed Trump is.

Purely based on SA and reddit, which is the only way I have any contact to Americans, it also seems that people simply hate Biden less. Biden is not well regarded, and Bernie chuds despise him, but Hillary seemed to be well disliked by pretty much everybody last time around. Biden is seen as too old, as too much center dem or without a vision, but it seems like most people are absolutely fine with a non offensive guy thst will make the madness stop and just don't react as strongly to him.

This is purely my subjective feeling, so take that as you will.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






It's only apt that he may be distantly related to the other dipshit Crenshaw

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Shanghaied posted:

20 days for FDA approval, not the results.

Yay, rush those tests through approval, they’ll probably be okay, maybe.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Stoatbringer posted:

Yay, rush those tests through approval, they’ll probably be okay, maybe.

Warp Speed!TM

Edit: incidentally, you know, you just loving know, that one of Jared's Ivy League dildo wannabe-VC-bro friends came up with that loving name, Operation Warp Speed.

"I need a name, guys. My people tell me Geek CultureTM is in right now. I'm thinking Elon Musk, Tesla, Cybertruck, SpaceX. Give me a name".

*180 000 Americans die*

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Aug 21, 2020

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


I'm pretty sure this is a parody account

https://twitter.com/TomCrenshaw4/status/1262432927759118337?s=20

https://twitter.com/TomCrenshaw4/status/1261810809220542465?s=20

https://twitter.com/TomCrenshaw4/status/1263483405792161794?s=20

...I hope

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1075797435094630400?s=19

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Son of Rodney posted:

Purely based on SA and reddit, which is the only way I have any contact to Americans, it also seems that people simply hate Biden less. Biden is not well regarded, and Bernie chuds despise him, but Hillary seemed to be well disliked by pretty much everybody last time around. Biden is seen as too old, as too much center dem or without a vision, but it seems like most people are absolutely fine with a non offensive guy thst will make the madness stop and just don't react as strongly to him.

This is purely my subjective feeling, so take that as you will.

Clinton is an awful vile person but she was also attacked by the right as a boogeyman for decades which totally poisoned her in the public eye.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Noted dumbfuck Steve Bannon :sickos:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
This I did not know. What a time to be alive.

https://twitter.com/TheDailyEdge/status/1296563719988805633

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
This Biden story reminded me of the time Trump bragged on Howard Stern

https://twitter.com/jzembik/status/1296653399652552704?s=21

”Trump” posted:

"I was at Mar-a-Lago and we had this incredible ball, the Red Cross Ball, in Palm Beach, Florida.

And we had the Marines. And the Marines were there, and it was terrible because all these rich people, they're there to support the Marines, but they're really there to get their picture in the Palm Beach Post.

So, you have all these really rich people, and a man, about 80 years old - very wealthy man, a lot of people didn't like him - he fell off the stage...

So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died.

And you know what I did? I said, 'Oh my God, that's disgusting,' and I turned away.

I couldn't, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn't want to touch him. He's bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible.

You know, beautiful marble floor, didn't look like it. It changed colour. Became very red.

And you have this poor guy, 80 years old, laying on the floor unconscious, and all the rich people are turning away...

[...]

I was saying, 'Get that blood cleaned up! It's disgusting!' The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say is he OK.

It's just not my thing."

https://soundcloud.com/thedailybeastpodcast/howard-stern-interviews-donald-trump-july-16-2008

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



my favorite trump lol has almost completely faded from my memory at this point but i think it was something where somebody got killed, trump flew out to console them, and then brought the killer in to the room to meet the victim's parents like he was hosting some sort of psychotic Maury

either that or the thumbs up picture with the baby whose parents were killed

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Remember when Trump called one of the victims of Parkland and called the shooter a "sick puppy" and said "oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy" and the girl said it was the least impressed she'd been in her life.

Polio Vax Scene posted:

my favorite trump lol has almost completely faded from my memory at this point but i think it was something where somebody got killed, trump flew out to console them, and then brought the killer in to the room to meet the victim's parents like he was hosting some sort of psychotic Maury

American diplomat's wife drove on the wrong side of the road in the UK and blasted a kid on a motorcycle. And yeah he had her in the other room like it was a reality show.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Polio Vax Scene posted:

my favorite trump lol has almost completely faded from my memory at this point but i think it was something where somebody got killed, trump flew out to console them, and then brought the killer in to the room to meet the victim's parents like he was hosting some sort of psychotic Maury

either that or the thumbs up picture with the baby whose parents were killed

The thumbs up broke my brain that day, I had to completely stop watching the news and stuff for a few days. Imagine being that kid in 20 years and seeing that picture lol.

"Oh yeah, that's the former President of the United States giving a thumbs up after I was orphaned!"

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009

Polio Vax Scene posted:

my favorite trump lol has almost completely faded from my memory at this point but i think it was something where somebody got killed, trump flew out to console them, and then brought the killer in to the room to meet the victim's parents like he was hosting some sort of psychotic Maury

either that or the thumbs up picture with the baby whose parents were killed

It was the parents of that kid killed in the UK by the wife of an ambassador I believe

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Also I think the baby's dad at least was a Trump supporter and the uncle still is despite Trump inspiring the massacre. lol!

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Didn't he also autograph a photo of a dead soldier? or student? I forget

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Cool, Yaakov Smirnov is gonna talk. He's taken a hard right turn.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Oscar Wild posted:

Cool, Yaakov Smirnov is gonna talk. He's taken a hard right turn.

In Socialist America, Government Hates YOU

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

A Fancy Hat posted:

The thumbs up broke my brain that day, I had to completely stop watching the news and stuff for a few days. Imagine being that kid in 20 years and seeing that picture lol.

"Oh yeah, that's the former President of the United States giving a thumbs up after I was orphaned!"

A writer for The Atlantic pointed out that he used the same stupid grin and thumbs up he used for the taco bowl .

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LOL!!!

Good job, brainiac.

Edit:


You lying motherfucker!!!!

Gutter Phoenix fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Aug 21, 2020

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

mono posted:

Didn't he also autograph a photo of a dead soldier? or student? I forget

Was definitely mass shooting victims. Forget which one, but to be fair there are a lot of them.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Please let some trump hat wearing person slash some semi tires on cam...I want to see that head/hat come flying off.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


old beast lunatic posted:

Was definitely mass shooting victims. Forget which one, but to be fair there are a lot of them.

He autographed the photos of the "victims" of "illegals" (most of them were killed in car accidents) during that incredibly fascist "Angel Families" event. Was posted a couple pages back.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Remember when trump invited the family of that kid that was killed by our ambassador or something, to the white house then at the last second on camera were like "yeah the lady that killed your son but cannot be prosecuted is next door you want to meet her?" and they were like "wtf no, gently caress you"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Oh wait i'm remembering the time he was holding a small child doing dog grin after it's parents were both shot to death in wallmart I think.

My memory sucks Melanie was holding the mass shooting orphan but I was on the money about the taco bowl dog smile

old beast lunatic fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Aug 21, 2020

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
remember when failed real estate heir Donald J. Trump became president of the United States of America?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


TheAardvark posted:

remember when failed real estate heir Donald J. Trump became president of the United States of America?

Was driving into work and remembered how an idiot reporter asked a question about QAnon in a stupid way so Trump ended up endorsing it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Remember when trump said there were good people on both sides after a neo-nazi ran over and killed a protester? lol

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
He is a self made man he only had one million dollars in inheritance to start with maybe we should all just chill out and give him a break

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TheAardvark posted:

remember when failed real estate heir Donald J. Trump became president of the United States of America?

thats not a very nice way to talk about the president who made america great again

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


caleb posted:

He is a self made man he only had one million dollars in inheritance to start with maybe we should all just chill out and give him a break

That Bannon interview I quoted yesterday was hilarious because he was arguing Trump was self-made because his dad only gave him a what 100? 50? 40? million grubstake.

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

caleb posted:

He is a self made man he only had one million dollars in inheritance to start with maybe we should all just chill out and give him a break

Yes, only one million dollars to start with, plus the millions of dollars his father funneled to him through shell corporations and tax dodges. He is a self-made man who has had a life of struggle.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Remember when he invited Comey into the oval office and tried to convince him that the piss tape wasn't real, and Comey thought it was so weird that he immediately took notes about the meeting so he could detail how weird it was?

LOL!!!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
How old was Donald John Trump when he became the registered owner of an apartment building? Six?

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


HJE-Cobra posted:

Yes, only one million dollars to start with, plus the millions of dollars his father funneled to him through shell corporations and tax dodges. He is a self-made man who has had a life of struggle.

lolling that Trump's sister had to resign from the bench to dodge an ethics investigation when the NYT story hit that their dad had illegally given them hundreds of millions of dollars in a tax avoidance scheme.

lolling again that resigning from the bench allows you to totally avoid ethics or corruption investigations.

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