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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Chris James 2 posted:

Every other tag title reign on the brand since Dec 2016 (team, days held) per wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_Raw_Tag_Team_Champions

Cesaro and Sheamus, 42
Gallows and Anderson, 64
Hardys, 64
Cesaro and Sheamus, 77
Dean and Seth, 79
Cesaro and Sheamus, 49
Seth and Jason Jordan, 34
Cesaro and Sheamus, 71
Braun and Nicholas, 1
Bray and Matt, 80
Bo and Axel, 50
Dolph and Drew, 49
Dean and Seth, 14
AOP, 34
Roode and Gable, 63
Revival, 54
Hawkins and Ryder, 64
Revival, 49
Gallows and Anderson, 21
Braun and Seth, 26
Dolph and Roode, 29
Viking Raiders, 98
Seth and Murphy, 41

Street Profits have held it almost half a year, one other team got to hold it for as long as three months

Whenever I feel bad about Gedo's tag team booking I will look at this post.

Braun & Nicholas.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Seth and Jason Jordan is a bad game of madlibs

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

CopywrightMMXI posted:

JFC thats a lot of title changes over 4 years. No wonder no one gets over.

roughly 15 of those people still in the company, 11 left (not sure about a few like jordan/bo/axel).


Kind of a high turnover rate now that WWE has a legitimate competitor :allears:

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I occasionally need to be reminded that the WWE has one of the most incredible physical specimens and performers in the history of the sport in Cesaro and the highest-profile thing they've ever done with him is have him lose a championship match to a ten year-old at Wrestlemania

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Hirez posted:

roughly 15 of those people still in the company, 11 left (not sure about a few like jordan/bo/axel).


Kind of a high turnover rate now that WWE has a legitimate competitor :allears:

Bo's there, Axel's gone, Jordan's retired but still there as a producer

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

hahaha braun and nicholas. its cool how quick you forget things

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Why the hell did they make Jordan Kurt's son and not Gable?! The angle sucked either way but like Gable was getting Lurt comparisons in developmental and how good he was so loving fast... Gable's likely to be relegated to a New Blood position of an insanely good talent hooked into a dying ship. The 2020 EZ Money.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Lid posted:

Why the hell did they make Jordan Kurt's son and not Gable?! The angle sucked either way but like Gable was getting Lurt comparisons in developmental and how good he was so loving fast... Gable's likely to be relegated to a New Blood position of an insanely good talent hooked into a dying ship. The 2020 EZ Money.

Because it was a rib on the fact that Angle has been known to be attracted to black women.

I am not loving kidding.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Bray and Matt have been listed as having an 80 day title reign. I have no recollection of this nor can I figure out how this team would even be a team.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Because it was a rib on the fact that Angle has been known to be attracted to black women.

I am not loving kidding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pvm31KMhDg&t=106s

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
uh clearly that was just mind games against booker t because


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZszUb5-bA_U

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

TV Zombie posted:

Bray and Matt have been listed as having an 80 day title reign. I have no recollection of this nor can I figure out how this team would even be a team.
It was (from what I recall) your standard "feuding wrestlers find they have newfound respect for each other" set up that got derailed quickly by one of them getting injured. As for why you don't remember half of these ad-hoc teams, here's the same list as above with "successful title defenses" swapped in for number of days

Cesaro and Sheamus, 2
Gallows and Anderson, 3
Hardys, 2
Cesaro and Sheamus, 2
Dean and Seth, 2
Cesaro and Sheamus, 2
Seth and Jason Jordan, 0
Cesaro and Sheamus, 4
Braun and Nicholas, 0
Bray and Matt, 0
Bo and Axel, 3
Dolph and Drew, 3
Dean and Seth, 0
AOP, 1
Roode and Gable, 3
Revival, 3
Hawkins and Ryder, 1
Revival, 1
Gallows and Anderson, 0
Braun and Seth, 0
Dolph and Roode, 1
Viking Raiders, 4
Seth and Murphy, 2
Street Profits, 4

This could be why so many of these teams aren't well remembered for their title reigns. (New Day had 21 successful titles defenses on TV/PPV during their year+ reign)

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


https://twitter.com/andreashale/status/1297535814209961984?s=21

Man, this dumb gently caress doesn’t even let Big E get his argument out before he gets defensive for no reason.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

man

i loving hate the miz

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Alaois posted:

man

i loving hate the miz

no don't they might make him champion again

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Hahahaha omg, are they doing this at summer's lamb?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/andreashale/status/1297535814209961984?s=21

Man, this dumb gently caress doesn’t even let Big E get his argument out before he gets defensive for no reason.

This might as well be Vince vs All Black Talent

Jesus christ

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
miz is trying really hard to make another daniel bryan moment happen

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012



anti-click zone

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


New Day has probably drawn more money in merch alone than Miz ever has in anything (Dont give me that WM27 nonsense not one dime was because of him, even his grandmother was more excited to see The Rock)

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Miz has the cool video package and the goofy inflatable AWESOME at the WM. the duality of man

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Alaois posted:



anti-click zone

It’s a very good video and he talks about Wyatt for maybe like 30 seconds saying The Fiend moves and wrestles differently than before

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

extradite THIS! posted:

he talks about Wyatt for maybe like 30 seconds saying The Fiend moves and wrestles differently than before
That's the kind of amazing insight you can only get from a guy who made a half-hour long video about "the existentialism of Steamed Hams".

Hopkins FBI fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Aug 23, 2020

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Alaois posted:



anti-click zone

Who are you to doubt super Eyepatch wolf?

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





it'd be better if he didn't sound like he was trying not to cry on every line.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/andreashale/status/1297535814209961984?s=21

Man, this dumb gently caress doesn’t even let Big E get his argument out before he gets defensive for no reason.

burying the lede here and not mentioning that miz "only found out today im hosting this because they need a host" which to me absolutely confirms they only brought back talking smack as a leverage move to try to get renee to stay

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/andreashale/status/1297535814209961984?s=21

Man, this dumb gently caress doesn’t even let Big E get his argument out before he gets defensive for no reason.

Big E having that conversation with his legs spread and elevated like that is incredibly impressive.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I thought Xavier was supposed to be the co-host?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TV Zombie posted:

I thought Xavier was supposed to be the co-host?

He was on the advertisement Friday afternoon

Then it was changed I guess that night on the SD ad?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Alaois posted:



anti-click zone

I clicked and it's just a guy reading Seth's Twitter feed?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Isn't Woods still injured? Wouldn't surprise me if he said 'gently caress it' to flying down to Orlando just to do some lovely talkshow.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


I think Woods lives in Orlando? Since he and Breeze hang out quite a bit. Hard to keep track

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/andreashale/status/1297535814209961984?s=21

Man, this dumb gently caress doesn’t even let Big E get his argument out before he gets defensive for no reason.

Big E: "I just have something that's really been bothering me about how my mentor was treated and I have to get it off my chest"

Miz: "look out here comes my kayfabe lol"

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/andreashale/status/1297535814209961984?s=21

Man, this dumb gently caress doesn’t even let Big E get his argument out before he gets defensive for no reason.

I couldn't even finish the video cause Miz was so insufferable right out the gate. And I don't even blame him because he's been apart of the system forever and has been told the same BS that he's spewing now, not realizing that it's bs.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Have to appreciate the stones on the Miz to get indignant to the guy who’s better than you in every single way besides Big E not having a reality show or the worst Wrestlemania main event.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Miz's main event was poo poo but it was still better than 9

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Something that I've been trying to wrap my head around, and maybe it's a lost cause because WWE booking makes no sense. Why do they have guys that are about to get called up lose in NXT before they do?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Uh... is Summerslam on tonight?!

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

surely you didn't forget about the party of the summer, live from the thunderdome

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Uh... is Summerslam on tonight?!

WHAT?!

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