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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Son of Rodney posted:

During my student days I lived in a flat with a huge Nintendo fan, he had a snes and a solid collection of the greats. Playing them on his old tube TV was such a nostalgic yet surprisingly fun trip back in time. Having a old school snes and the actual game cartridges is somehow a step above emulating them or even using the snes classic. Blowing a cartridge and then slamming and wiggling it into the tight slot, while anxiously fingering the well used buttons of the curvy yet petite controller is just an amazing thrill every time. Aw yeah.

It's almost 30, so nothing wrong with that post. But if it had been about a Switch you'd be in jail.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh, sure, this tiny thing only looks like it's three years old, it's actually 30



You sick freak

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
As a teenager, I was often teased for my attraction to controllers on the thicker side, ones that were shorter and curvier.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dareon posted:

As a teenager, I was often teased for my attraction to controllers on the thicker side, ones that were shorter and curvier.

I'm not funny, so just pretend I came up with a really good joke about Jaguar controllers being like cougar porn or something.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
Gross. Cords

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Some people like 'em thicc.

Vanadium
Jan 8, 2005

Did gaming accessibility chat mention https://www.specialeffect.org.uk/ yet? They're a charity that shows up at people's houses to design custom solutions for individual disabled kids' needs, like hacked up controllers or I think even modding games or whatever. I heard a talk they gave a few years ago, it's pretty good stuff.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:fap:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gross dude. She's old enough to be your mother. More like oscillonope.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

The Golden Gael posted:

Brian Wilson wouldn't be off the mark. It's true that he had a meltdown during the production of Smile and in his words was "about ready to die". But the stories I can't confirm are pretty close to the orange juice madness; for example, he supposedly had a truckload of sand brought into the recording studio and had the boys dress in lays and Hawaiian shirts to make the music better.

There's also a story that he thought a song he was writing called Fire was causing fires in his neighbourhood, so he burnt all the masters to stop it.

Brawnfire posted:

Now here's a story all about how
My neighborhood almost burned down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
As I tell you how my song set fires in Bel-Air

In front of my piano penning rhymes
In the studio is where I'd spend most of my time
Writing down notes and composing progressions
For another successful musical session
When a couple of fires that were not very good
Starting breaking out around Inglewood
That one little fright was all I required
to destroy all the masters of a song I called Fire

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

SageSepth posted:

I find stupidity in people who can't use thier imagination to think past the initial plot in a story.

Also why do you care if i use capitals or periods, i forgot this was an english exam and i should conform to all those standards, oh and you can kiss my rear end

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



This site was really quick to ban people when it wasn't yet hemorrhaging users.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Phlegmish posted:

This site was really quick to ban people when it wasn't yet hemorrhaging users.

Allnighte posted:

ur such a stupid gbs whore. ur worthless and you posted in this thread SO NOW WE ALL HAVE TO REPLY

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Phlegmish posted:

This site was really quick to ban people when it wasn't yet hemorrhaging users.

Still was til we decided to stop giving money to an abuser. All a ban really means in another $10, because if you still post here on 2020, you aren't going anywhere

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Ya know, I really think the whole early-mid 2000s shtick of mods coming down on lax punctuation like a ton of bricks is one of those great filters that, in hindsight, really prevented this place from turning into 4chan.

of course these days loving up punctouation and spelling is the hallmark of a cool poster

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Thats because now the adversary is reddit

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I honestly miss punctuation punishments. This forum is probably a big reason why I text in full sentences and don't use a million emojis.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Solice Kirsk posted:

I honestly miss punctuation punishments. This forum is probably a big reason why I text in full sentences and don't use a million emojis.

:same:

also because I'm an old fart and former proof-reader, so txt-speak gives me the jibblies

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

JacquelineDempsey posted:

:same:

also because I'm an old fart and former proof-reader, so txt-speak gives me the jibblies

Lol ya I feel u 💯

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Solice Kirsk posted:

I honestly miss punctuation punishments. This forum is probably a big reason why I text in full sentences and don't use a million emojis.

Typing in full sentences I'm down with but sometimes I wish I understood the emoji scene more. Railing against them feels like the previous generations going nuts about txt spk. Language evolves and keeping up with it is important when it comes to staying connected to people.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Totally.

🍆

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



What the gently caress even is yeeting, anyway

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I don't use them because I don't understand what they all mean. I get that eggplants are penises and peaches are butts or vaginas and the water splash is cum, but outside of that I'm at a loss. I'm afraid I'll send an emoji of like a funny crab after talking about seafood only to find out later that it's been openly claimed by some sort of aquatic sex cult and now my text of "Wanna bury my face in some crab! :funnycrabwithasombreroemoji:" now makes me look like one of those idiots instead of a guy that's genuinely excited about fresh seafood.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

What the gently caress even is yeeting, anyway

ejecting something from somewhere at very high speed

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
buncha olds all up in this thread jeez

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Ya know, I really think the whole early-mid 2000s shtick of mods coming down on lax punctuation like a ton of bricks is one of those great filters that, in hindsight, really prevented this place from turning into 4chan.

of course these days loving up punctouation and spelling is the hallmark of a cool poster

yay someone thinks im cool

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Captain Hygiene posted:

What the gently caress even is yeeting, anyway

yeet is kobe but for distance

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
The only punctuation I use is the ones my phone adds for me because I'm not a fuckin nerd

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Dabir posted:

ejecting something from somewhere at very high speed
Pretty sure it's more about attitude than velocity but also I'm old so

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

In a random GBS thread about stew:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It takes stew to make-a things go riiiiggghht,
It takes stew to make it out of sight.

:slick:

Empty Sandwich posted:

stew
yeah
stew
yeah

I chuckled :sigh:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Captain Hygiene posted:

What the gently caress even is yeeting, anyway

It's the opposite of yoinking.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Captain Hygiene posted:

What the gently caress even is yeeting, anyway

Defenestration for people who can’t spell

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

What the gently caress even is yeeting, anyway

yeet for distance kobe for accuracy

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
the lord yeeteth and the lord yoinketh away

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Yoots are called yoots because they have relatively recently been yoot out of their mothers.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

fauna posted:

last night i was reading emma and the words "tane austen" popped into my head and i was like haha that will be funny one day, i will drop it at the exact right moment and everybody will think i'm a genius. but then i realised how vanishingly unlikely it will be that the exact circumstances arise in which i can say "tane austen", and sank into despair. so i'm just going to say it now. tane austen

Trevor Hale posted:

Posting this now and not at the optimal moment was a Tane Eyre

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Dareon posted:

the lord yeeteth and the lord yoinketh away

Immediate reverend lovejoy voice in my head

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