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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Milo and POTUS posted:

He trying to suck his own dick

A futile attempt

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Milo and POTUS posted:

He trying to suck his own dick

Extremely human centric to think everything with two nuts has a dick

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Milo and POTUS posted:

He trying to suck his own dick
a peanut who suck he own dick a shameful peanut

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
"Deez nutz won't suck themzelves but we'ze trying"

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

Milo and POTUS posted:

He trying to suck his own dick

Whats he think he is a circus peanut?

Zoig
Oct 31, 2010

Hyperlynx posted:

I just found out that Mick Gordon, who did the music of the new Doom game, also did music for the original Killer Instinct. I found this out while listening to music in a Discord channel, exclaiming "this sounds like Doom!", getting the reply "yeah, it's the same guy".

He also did the music for the first 2 seasons of the new killer instinct, its neat that he did the originals too though.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
He only did the newer games, he was like 9 when the original came out.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Baron von Eevl posted:

He only did the newer games, he was like 9 when the original came out.

Whoops.

I did look up the game to check, but I evidently looked it up wrong. I must say I was surprised to hear he'd been in the game so long and was apparently much older than I previously thought...

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Milo and POTUS posted:

He trying to suck his own dick

who isnt

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'm not! I would never try to sick a peenut's dick! I mean think about it: if pee is stored in the nuts, what fresh hell could be stored in peenuts!?!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I'm not! I would never try to sick a peenut's dick! I mean think about it: if pee is stored in the nuts, what fresh hell could be stored in peenuts!?!
Cum, which is after all just curdled pee.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



E: reading comprehension

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Potato plants produce fruits.












They're poisonous don't eat them.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I will never stop eating potatoes

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

I will never stop eating potatoes

Potatoes aren't fruit.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



3D Megadoodoo posted:

Potatoes aren't fruit.

:???: I didn't say they were, just that I'll never stop eating them.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

:???: I didn't say they were, just that I'll never stop eating them.

Oh. Well. I can't believe you can't believe you just figured out you will never stop eating potatoes.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*confusedly grows ever larger while constantly shoveling delicious starch bombs into mouth*

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

*confusedly grows ever larger while constantly shoveling delicious starch bombs into mouth*

Foreverially potatized and loving it.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Two unrelated discoveries:

The drummer/producer from Death Grips is the drummer from Hella

All citrus fruits are just crossbreeds between mandarins, pomelos, and citrons. Limes? Lemons? Grapefruit? Clementines? Kumquats? All of them are just combos of those three fruits.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


Anthony Scaramucci posted:

I'm Not Steve Bannon, I'm Not Trying to Suck My Own Cock.

Slowpoke Rodriguez
Jun 20, 2009
That Carrie Brownstein from Sleater-Kinney is also Carrie Brownstein from Portlandia.

I also find it weird that Carrie Brownstein and Kerri Kenney were both in all-female indie rock groups before going on to do comedy.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

I just found out country singer Patsy Cline died in a plane crash and not from cancer or something. I also have no idea whatsoever why I would have thought that.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



The guy who voiced the medic in TF2 is loving Byron from Babylon 5.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAZB-RUmPYg

Also the soldier, Rick May, passed recently thanks to loving covid and I know tons of you played and it makes me sad.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/rickmele/status/1296539638463692800

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Montréal quatre-vingt-dix-neuf

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


https://twitter.com/VideotronDiv/status/1296220686881628164

Not using bright sitcom lighting and colors really stands out too.

ShimaTetsuo
Sep 9, 2001

Maximus Quietus
Quebec has a history of adapting american TV shows for our local audience and then having them be cancelled very quickly because no one watches them e.g. "La Job" (The Office) or SNL Quebec (this skit might look familiar) only lasted ~10 episodes each. Most people don't want to watch the knock-off version of anything if they know the original exists. The adaptation of Brooklyn 99 has not begun airing yet but who knows how long it will actually last.

In return we have provided the world with Just for Laughs: Gags, a prank show without any talking parts (thus easy to export), and "Un gars, une fille", a comedy based on common stereotypes of the differences between men and women which has been adapted in like every country (although not successfully in the US, I think).

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Courtesy of the media that did not age well thread:

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I don't know if this has been mentioned but as a fan of Aliens, I only found out this year that Pvt. Vasquez is played by a white woman wearing contacts and full-body makeup.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Leavemywife posted:

Courtesy of the media that did not age well thread:

Not to mention

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Leavemywife posted:

Courtesy of the media that did not age well thread:

lol

Instead of picking an actor with the desired skin tone, or just having the white actor play someone called Vasquez (it's not like everyone with a Spanish last name is the exact same shade), they went with the option that both required the most effort and was most likely to be controversial. Although I guess the latter point wasn't really true when the movie came out

e: like they had to make her wear contacts because otherwise the character wouldn't quite fit their view of what someone with that background is supposed to look like. Jesus at that point just get an actual mixed-race/indigenous actress.

vv alright, that actually makes sense.

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Aug 24, 2020

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Phlegmish posted:

lol

Instead of picking an actor with the desired skin tone, or just having the white actor play someone called Vasquez (it's not like everyone with a Spanish last name is the exact same shade), they went with the option that both required the most effort and was most likely to be controversial. Although I guess the latter point wasn't really true when the movie came out

Apparently she brought her own 💪 guns 💪

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

ShimaTetsuo posted:

In return we have provided the world with Just for Laughs: Gags, a prank show without any talking parts (thus easy to export), and "Un gars, une fille", a comedy based on common stereotypes of the differences between men and women which has been adapted in like every country (although not successfully in the US, I think).

There's also the cop drama 19-2, both French and Anglo versions had an episode with a minutes-long continuous shot involving a school shooting, but only the Anglo one starred Wayne from Letterkenny

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I mean she's part Brazilian, it's not like she isn't latino.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



:wrong: All Latinos look exactly the same, that is to say, like Dora the Explorer. If you see anyone darker or lighter than that, they're obviously a fraud.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Captain Hygiene posted:

Not to mention


She also plays the flaming red head Irish peasant who drowns with her children in ‘Titanic’.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

ShimaTetsuo posted:

In return we have provided the world with Just for Laughs: Gags, a prank show without any talking parts (thus easy to export)

I love these on YouTube.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Leavemywife posted:

Courtesy of the media that did not age well thread:

She also runs a fairly successful underwear store.

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Apparently she brought her own 💪 guns 💪

And had a British equity card.

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