WWE Discussion for August, 2020: Where Are We Really At Here?

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Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

So the big dog is back, with what looks like some plastic surgery/botox? and to put his immunocompromised body on the line for a company having record profits while giving nothing back to the wrestlers

wwe is a cult

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explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Lol I thought Satin was on the WWE payroll.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:21

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DeepDickPizza posted:

The word "simp" has been around for literally a century. While its recent usage may partially stem from incel communities, it's very popular with all sorts of incredibly online people and word usage is constantly evolving. Seems to me that calling Ryan Satin a simp is not, in fact, doing a misogyny.

It�s a pretty fun word to abuse for politics.

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Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

He�s a Dumb Dora.

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Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

I'm glad I didn't grow up in a time where every slang term also gets a discourse.

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

explosivo posted:

Lol I thought Satin was on the WWE payroll.

Backstage got canceled in June

Part of why Renee was able to give notice and leave so quick (yesterday was her last day)

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:25

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

explosivo posted:

Lol I thought Satin was on the WWE payroll.

Well, he was...now he's not. Unless he is again.

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Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Walnut is one of my go to insults. It means nothing but holy poo poo you don't want someone calling you a fuckin walnut.

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

but walnuts are delicious

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i'm sorry for any hurt caused when i briefly explained why a word became very popular slang recently

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DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

Seams posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFZYKlv92Ck

Did they change Roman's theme? I hear these words every time I heard that annoying theme. Hard to believe I thought it was cool once upon a time.

Critical posted:

oh cool can we call him a cuck next since we're using meaningless jargon for teenagers?

I thought simp was short slang for simpleton. Is that not true? I do half miss the old SA days where every other word in a post was "cuck" though. Terrible at the time but now it seems like such better days. Feels like someone should be playing that bloody Evanescence song over a best of Buffy and Spike clipshow on the Youtube.

ICR posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AngelGarzaWwe/status/1297939289007886339?s=19

Corbin did one like this today. And of course Satin who might as well be on payroll.

I wish I believed I was this perfect and any flaws were not flaws at all: just perfections!

One of the things that astounds me is how often they want to point fingers at the few fans they have left. I mean... they don't have to be overly nice but at least not just actively insult what few fans they have left. Just don't say anything and let the bunch of old people that are willing to shell out money just let them be content with feeling a part of the WWE Universe. Constantly insulting and blaming what few people stick around on top of milking them for as much money as they can just feels gross.

Cavauro posted:

i'm sorry for any hurt caused when i briefly explained why a word became very popular slang recently

You are such a walnut. And by walnut I mean delicious and full of protein.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Aug 24, 2020

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JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

Cavauro posted:

i'm sorry for any hurt caused when i briefly explained why a word became very popular slang recently

You ever consider joining The Hurt Business?

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Critical: Aug 23, 2007

i regret this derail wholeheartedly. im going to make myself watch one (1) braun strowman match as penance

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Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Gumball Gumption posted:

Walnut is one of my go to insults. It means nothing but holy poo poo you don't want someone calling you a fuckin walnut.

You would say that you cashew

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Never talk about WWE

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Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007

Someday I'll be the only WWE fan left and Baron Corbin will show up at my house to call me stupid then Angel Garza will show up later to call me depressed, the next night i'll be sitting on my couch watching WWE's Great Balls of Fire X.

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Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Please have Braun flip his poo poo and tear down the screens in the Thunderdome.

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El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Do it ironically posted:

So the big dog is back, with what looks like some plastic surgery/botox? and to put his immunocompromised body on the line for a company having record profits while giving nothing back to the wrestlers

wwe is a cult

At least it gives AEW material to mine for the Dark Order

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:46

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Eat My Fuc posted:

Someday I'll be the only WWE fan left and Baron Corbin will show up at my house to call me stupid then Angel Garza will show up later to call me depressed, the next night i'll be sitting on my couch watching WWE's Great Balls of Fire X.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:47

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

DogsInSpace! posted:

I thought simp was short slang for simpleton. Is that not true?

The more misogynistic use comes from �Sucker who Idolizes Medicore Pussy�. You see people use it in all kinds of forms though. People will call themselves a simp for someone in the same way they call themselves a Stan.

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Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Every wrestler bitching about 'negative' and 'complaining' fans is speaking to Vince and Vince alone in the desperate hope that sucking up to his bizarre worldview will keep or earn them a spot in his idiot circus

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Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

Someday I'll be the only WWE fan left and Baron Corbin will show up at my house to call me stupid then Angel Garza will show up later to call me depressed, the next night i'll be sitting on my couch watching WWE's Great Balls of Fire X.

I knew you were Vince.

But like a Vince who's just old and weird so that this joke is funny and not the real Vince who is a horrific monster of a person.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:48

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Insertnamehere31 posted:

The more misogynistic use comes from “Sucker Who Idolizes Medicore Pussy”. You see people use it in all kinds of forms though. People will call themselves a simp for someone in the same way they call themselves a Stan.

Nonono

SWIMP is like the mascot at Hardee's. He gets on the counter and eats fries.

He's a chunky racoon.

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Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Eat My Fuc how do you feel about steak wraps covered in ketchup?

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

shrimp

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Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007

Rarity posted:

Eat My Fuc how do you feel about steak wraps covered in ketchup?

Sounds mouth watering pal! Does Vince eat his steak well done like Trump because man what the gently caress if so, imagine being rich and loving up your food anyway.

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Spiderdrake: May 12, 2001

Eat My Fuc posted:

Someday I'll be the only WWE fan left and Baron Corbin will show up at my house to call me stupid then Angel Garza will show up later to call me depressed, the next night i'll be sitting on my couch watching WWE's Great Balls of Fire X.

You'll be the second one left. The last one will be J-Ru yelling at himself in the GDT.

(Reminder that J-Ru wondered outloud if a show would make two pages and then did an entire page himself)

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flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

I don't remember which thread it was in, but Renee's goodbye message referred to still being able to see her on Fox Sports. What's that about?

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TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Critical posted:

i regret this derail wholeheartedly. im going to make myself watch one (1) braun strowman match as penance

You make good posts and I like your avatar. No penance needed, friend.

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DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

Insertnamehere31 posted:

The more misogynistic use comes from �Sucker who Idolizes Medicore Pussy�. You see people use it in all kinds of forms though. People will call themselves a simp for someone in the same way they call themselves a Stan.

<sigh> I swear awful people just spend 90% of their time trying to co-opt words and phrases. It's a long con as they know anyone else will avoid those words so if they just claim as many as they can they think anyone reasonable will just sit and fume in silence. I'm still mad about the bloody nazis taking the swastika from Buddhists.

Eat My Fuc posted:

Sounds mouth watering pal! Does Vince eat his steak well done like Trump because man what the gently caress if so, imagine being rich and loving up your food anyway.

I just know that a typical WWE way to get a new guy fired is that newbie to ask McMahon about his steak wraps and saying all excited "I also love burritos!"
Just imaging Vince's scowl and twitching bloodshot eyes if you mentioned putting beans, salsa, onions or really anything in a burrito. Some salsa verde, cheese, bits of onion and a tiny bit of cilantro and lime. I prefer black beans to refried. Now I'm hungry and way too far north for a decent burrito.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:06

SunshineDanceParty: Feb 7, 2006; One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Eat My Fuc posted:

Sounds mouth watering pal! Does Vince eat his steak well done like Trump because man what the gently caress if so, imagine being rich and loving up your food anyway.

Sometimes when I'm making truley delicious food like I did last night I remember that I eat better than some billionaires because I'm not a lazy idiot.

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Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

more like ryan shatin

alright take care everyone, god bless

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Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007

DogsInSpace! posted:

<sigh> I swear awful people just spend 90% of their time trying to co-opt words and phrases. It's a long con as they know anyone else will avoid those words so if they just claim as many as they can they think anyone reasonable will just sit and fume in silence. I'm still mad about the bloody nazis taking the swastika from Buddhists.

I just know that a typical WWE way to get a new guy fired is that newbie to ask McMahon about his steak wraps and saying all excited "I also love burritos!"
Just imaging Vince's scowl and twitching bloodshot eyes if you mentioned putting beans, salsa, onions or really anything in a burrito. Some salsa verde, cheese, bits of onion and a tiny bit of cilantro and lime. I prefer black beans to refried. Now I'm hungry and way too far north for a decent burrito.

One of the funniest videos i've seen from WWE is Vince learning about Mexican food on Tuesday Night Titans and being astounded at things like a simple taco.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

ICR posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AngelGarzaWwe/status/1297939289007886339?s=19

Weird coincidence how the complaining era is happening at the same time as the lost 75% of our audience in four years era and the record low ratings every other week era.,

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:17

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Rarity posted:

Eat My Fuc how do you feel about steak wraps covered in ketchup?

I genuinely wretched reading this

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:21

LionYeti: Oct 12, 2008

I simply do not understand how the WWE can gently caress up the fiend this badly when they had the perfect prototype in the Undertaker. Just be cool and spooky have domineering performances and not be in the world title picture too much because you don't need to be.

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

https://twitter.com/jpr_otsstf928/status/1297718114960969728?s=21

https://twitter.com/johnblud/status/1297992688625750016?s=21

lmao people are posting videos of the wwe cheer director

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Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

You guys are havin' fun!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:27

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

the wwe is a cult

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Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Oh my god it's soooo lame

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