|
people ITT not facin' up smdh
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2020 23:23
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 19:50 |
|
|
i'm so white the flash from the nuclear blast is going to reflect right off me.
|
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2020 23:37
|
|
|
Fame Douglas posted:Just realized this thread is in GBS. That explains all the really dumb posts.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 00:51
|
|
|
 It was GBS all along
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 01:08
|
|
|
Phlegmish posted:
(YES WE'VE FINALLY MADE A DOOMER OUT OF HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM)
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 01:38
|
|
|
World War Mammories posted:
I totally think we're going extinct, it'll be our most impressive accomplishment
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 02:08
|
|
|
youre dick posted:Every generation, or at least the last few, love to imagine themselves important in that way. Boy howdy are they going to be disappointed again when they wake up one day in 50 years and the only changes of note are another 17 varieties of doritos and some sort of instantaneous delivery service for said doritos Or more likely, one kind of dorito and 17 delivery services
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 02:15
|
|
|
Dont Touch ME posted:In the last century there were two global wars, with an intermission consisting of widespread civil wars and a plague that killed 25% of the world's population. The second one ended in usage of nuclear weapons and the wind down was 50 years of imminent nuclear annihilation, and among other things, literal mind control experiments. And prior to the century you're referring to we (humanity) had already begun terraforming this planet, via anthropogenic emissions, your argument is disingenuous at best.... Please quote the poster that said "the end is tomorrow". You can't because you're projecting that rhetoric hard onto the posters itt, no one has said that. Climate Change is a slow lovely burn with its ramifications already felt globally and continuing to worsen. I'm curious to know how you expect humanity to survive after we've killed of the entire bio-sphere, you know the thing that harbours all life. I mean climate change isn't even the sole driver of the bio-sphere collapse, although it does contribute substantially. https://eur03.safelinks.protection....8%3D&reserved=0 quote:Human actions threaten more species with global extinction now than ever before. Suggesting that around 1 million species already face extinction, many within decades, unless action is taken to reduce the intensity of drivers of biodiversity loss. And the IPBES like the IPCC is forever proven to be exceptionally conservative. At this point considering how much peer reviewed literature there is, which I can't be bothered to post or hand hold you through. I have to consider your viewpoint wilful ignorance, which if an attempt to protect your mental health then sure go nuts, but coming into a thread like this and calling everyone "soft" and "naïve" just shows how little you know. youre dick posted:Yeah i've tuned it out because we keep getting dire predictions that don't come anywhere near true. Yeah, it's always worse... sure okay posted:Lmao if you think climate change will kill more than, say, 4 billion people. Just lmao if you dont think humanity wont just trudge forward after that. Humanity knows how to do it and we're full steam ahead atm. Some people have no idea how to understand climate system dynamics.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 02:27
|
|
|
nah it's fine, we'll build huge domes to live in and we'll keep the good climate inside and the bad climate outside
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 03:29
|
|
|
The world is going to blow up on Friday *looks out the window on Tuesday* Pfft, yeah right.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 03:30
|
|
|
honestly dont worry we'll turn this around any day now https://twitter.com/CarbonBrief/status/1211631520760221696 aaaaany day now..
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 03:33
|
|
|
The Protagonist posted:honestly dont worry we'll turn this around any day now UNEP? more like UNEPT!
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 03:45
|
|
|
hehehe
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 03:45
|
|
|
im so smart
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 03:45
|
|
|
The dudes who spent the 00s smirking about the irrational xtians with their invisible sky wizard becoming the modern day flagellates who spend all day self-inflicting panic and pain from behind their keyboards because of the incredible isolation and hopelessness that having no faith or community and nothing bigger than yourself to believe in actually makes a lot of sense.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 04:14
|
|
|
Fartbox posted:An asteroid might end all life on earth, but God will spray his seed over this planet and humanity will be born again The aging sun won't give earth enough time to re-evolve complex life if that happened!
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 04:17
|
|
|
Your posts aren't showing up you oughta post harder sleeves
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 04:46
|
|
|
No lie I will go gay for pay in the apocalypse. If you need a blowie, cough up some of your neighbor's molars.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 05:37
|
|
|
tons of religious groups have been wrong in the past plus there hasnt been a massive nuclear exchange, therefor climate change isnt real
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 06:59
|
|
|
One of the few upsides of Covid is that it finally put a bullet in the back of the head of the idea that lunatic paramilitary survivalists would in any way be the ones running the show after the collapse of society because they can't even wear a paper mask without throwing a temper tantrum. The dude who killed Bin Laden is literally asking to speak with the manager and the people who worship him are blowing their dicks off by accident trying to get Facebook likes, and this is less than six months in with the full comfort of modern living.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 07:02
|
|
|
I can't wait for Sweden to get flooded when all the ice in the world melts. I've already constructed a gigantic submarine capable of harboring myself and multiple moose... mooses? We will simply live on the submarine thereafter, me and my mooses It'll be like Noahs ark, but only for moose
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 08:24
|
|
|
Meeses. Also, username, post, etc.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 10:11
|
|
|
Protip to all the "Armageddon isn't literally upon us, I am very intelligent" types, people don't actually think the human race is on the verge of extinction, they're just using gallows humor to cope with the fact that various ecological and political forces are about to/have begun making the standard of living they've been enjoying substantially worse.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 11:04
|
|
|
I literally believe that drought, famine, and societal collapse are something that anyone under 50 should expect to experience in their lifetime and that said collapse has a not insignificant chance of spiraling out of control until humanity is in a situation where it may well face extinction. We are in a great deal of peril right now.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 11:12
|
|
|
Why would you even care about humanity extinction or anything else really if it happens outside your lifetime.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 13:26
|
|
|
Dont Touch ME posted:Y'all are soft as gently caress. I guess this is the inevitable conclusion of screeching like a banshee over absolutely loving nothing. It becomes inevitable that when there's even the slightest bump of something not great, the screeching intensifies 10 fold. Yo but it didn’t happen over the course of a century or two did it, dipshit?
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 13:41
|
|
|
Jakabite posted:Yo but it didn’t happen over the course of a century or two did it, dipshit? Add an insult because that's how you make your point stronger.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 14:10
|
|
|
Furcht posted:And prior to the century you're referring to we (humanity) had already begun terraforming this planet, via anthropogenic emissions, your argument is disingenuous at best.... Please quote the poster that said "the end is tomorrow". You can't because you're projecting that rhetoric hard onto the posters itt, no one has said that. Climate Change is a slow lovely burn with its ramifications already felt globally and continuing to worsen. RTFT agitprop dipshit. You're spending a lot of effort to assert yourself as some kind of scientific authority, which clashes with your pseudoscientific scare mongering you've ripped straight from twitter. The idea that even a universal 30C increase in temperatures across the global climate would "wipe out the biosphere" is exactly the kind of hyperexaggerated nonsense that makes people laugh at you. Some real 呵呵 poo poo. You clearly don't know the first thing about biological stress, let alone the macroscopic ecological stress. Cut the bullshit, twitterbrain. You're screaming and grasping at the reeds as you're getting sucked into the bog, lmao. Very typical scene for those of your deathcult when forced to reconcile that your beliefs are dumb bullshit for depressed terminally-online nerds. Jakabite posted:Yo but it didn’t happen over the course of a century or two did it, dipshit? What the gently caress are you even trying to say? Using dummy pronouns to reply to a broad spectrum of clauses is profoundly stupid.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 14:12
|
|
|
Dont Touch ME posted:RTFT agitprop dipshit. You're spending a lot of effort to assert yourself as some kind of scientific authority, which clashes with your pseudoscientific scare mongering you've ripped straight from twitter. The idea that even a universal 30C increase in temperatures across the global climate would "wipe out the biosphere" is exactly the kind of hyperexaggerated nonsense that makes people laugh at you. Some real 呵呵 poo poo. You clearly don't know the first thing about biological stress, let alone the macroscopic ecological stress. Cut the bullshit, twitterbrain. Hey. Hi. What's your point? That global warming, climate change, and the stressors that it will place on society as we know it won't be impactful? You're using this as yet ANOTHER reason to scream at people for being stupid, full of bullshit, and nerds, yet you post daily, and are always around, and constantly told you yourself are the one full of poo poo. Dude. Great. What do you want to hear? That actually, you're right, global warming is good now and we were wrong, thanks for letting us know? Because if that's what it takes to get you to gently caress off, then just imagine I'm saying it.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 14:43
|
|
|
Fartbox posted:I can't wait for Sweden to get flooded when all the ice in the world melts. I've already constructed a gigantic submarine capable of harboring myself and multiple moose... mooses? Spotted the moose fucker
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 14:45
|
|
|
how do i sign up to the death cult?
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 14:45
|
|
|
Fartbox posted:I can't wait for Sweden to get flooded when all the ice in the world melts. I've already constructed a gigantic submarine capable of harboring myself and multiple moose... mooses? If this guy asks you to go on a test ride in his submarine, do not accept, especially if you are a female journalist
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 14:51
|
|
|
Strumpie posted:how do i sign up to the death cult? good news! you're already in one if you seek/use dollars on a daily basis
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 14:53
|
|
|
new climate change deniers are so Xtreme. didnt you know climate change is just a twitter death cult hoax
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 16:14
|
|
|
I was replying to the part about this not being a once in a planet event. To imply it isn’t because the climate has changed before but at a rate orders of magnitude slower is a dipshit opinion.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 16:33
|
|
|
Dont Touch ME posted:RTFT agitprop dipshit. You're spending a lot of effort to assert yourself as some kind of scientific authority, which clashes with your pseudoscientific scare mongering you've ripped straight from twitter. The idea that even a universal 30C increase in temperatures across the global climate would "wipe out the biosphere" is exactly the kind of hyperexaggerated nonsense that makes people laugh at you. Some real 呵呵 poo poo. You clearly don't know the first thing about biological stress, let alone the macroscopic ecological stress. Cut the bullshit, twitterbrain. uh, 30C is a typo and you meant 3, right? arguing that 3C wouldn't be devastating for the biosphere and therefore modern civilization is also incorrect, but I'm just trying to gauge the magnitude here
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 17:22
|
|
|
Strumpie posted:how do i sign up to the death cult? The RNC is on all week. Watch, donate and vote.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 17:33
|
|
|
Strumpie posted:how do i sign up to the death cult? Follow the smell, not the signage
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 17:41
|
|
|
Anything less than constant prodromal chanting about drowning in boiling sea water is climate change denialism, five golden crocoducks for all of you.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 17:41
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 19:50 |
|
|
Sleeveless posted:Anything less than constant prodromal chanting about drowning in boiling sea water is climate change denialism, five golden crocoducks for all of you.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2020 18:19
|
|