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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Ah, the sunk cost fallacy. Probably what's been keeping this forum going occasionally. I paid ten bucks for this dead gay comedy forum, and by God I will get ten bucks of dead gay comedy out of it if I need to reregister five times.

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Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
$10 for SA has been giving better ROI on laffs than “this website is free” for Twitter

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Laserjet 4P posted:

$10 for SA has been giving better ROI on laffs than “this website is free” for Twitter

Twitter is more "work makes free" than "this website is free".

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That was “bobcat in a box” from the Dumb Moves in Marketing thread.

It was an XKCD comic. Someone made it into a real service and multiple goons fell for it.

Here’s the train.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Platystemon posted:

That was “bobcat in a box” from the Dumb Moves in Marketing thread.

It was an XKCD comic. Someone made it into a real service and multiple goons fell for it.

Here’s the train.

Lmao I was thinking "a cardboard cut-out of a train could be decent" but I didn't remember it was that loving thing.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
When you pay for dumb poo poo and get dumb poo poo can you really say you're disappointed?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah I don't know if that really counts as a scam, most actual wish.com products are far more useless than a drawing of a train

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Dareon posted:

Ah, the sunk cost fallacy. Probably what's been keeping this forum going occasionally. I paid ten bucks for this dead gay comedy forum, and by God I will get ten bucks of dead gay comedy out of it if I need to reregister five times.

I paid 30 bucks in total I demand at least 30 years out of this. Halfway there!

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

That was “bobcat in a box” from the Dumb Moves in Marketing thread.

It was an XKCD comic. Someone made it into a real service and multiple goons fell for it.

Here’s the train.

What about the blind boxes that some goon set up and everyone who ordered got dracula teeth or something. They even had a few shills posting their boxes with good stuff to make people think it was something other than a scam?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Hempuli posted:

Haha, thanks for this! Implemented it in-game:



(I had to adjust the design a little because in the original Jimbo couldn't get into the bottom corridor safely.)

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

When you pay for dumb poo poo and get dumb poo poo can you really say you're disappointed?

Only when you’re in management.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Ghost Leviathan posted:

When you pay for dumb poo poo and get dumb poo poo can you really say you're disappointed?

I'm quite happy with my forums account purchase tyvm.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Phlegmish posted:

Yeah I don't know if that really counts as a scam, most actual wish.com products are far more useless than a drawing of a train

How many did you order

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Captain Hygiene posted:

How many did you order

I ordered five times, hoping to get a drawing of a different train, but nothing ever arrived

Think it was just circumstances, willing to give that goon the benefit of the doubt

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

vyelkin posted:

so long suckers! i rev up my alt account and create a huge cloud of praise. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely permabanned on the pavement

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Art

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That thread has been amazing. It's just a nonstop hit parade in there. Makes me think that the forums are finally ready to move on and heal. It's moving, in a way.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Platystemon posted:

That was “bobcat in a box” from the Dumb Moves in Marketing thread.

It was an XKCD comic. Someone made it into a real service and multiple goons fell for it.

Here’s the train.
Thank you! I was there for that! I thought it was a great idea! It was not a great idea.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Solice Kirsk posted:

That thread has been amazing. It's just a nonstop hit parade in there. Makes me think that the forums are finally ready to move on and heal. It's moving, in a way.

Yeah, 80 pages of almost non-stop comedy interspersed with some realtalk. It's the sort of catharsis this forum needs. Now we just need confirmation that the Toesnax deal has gone through, preferably involving hilarious circumstances

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Phlegmish posted:

Yeah, 80 pages of almost non-stop comedy interspersed with some realtalk. It's the sort of catharsis this forum needs. Now we just need confirmation that the Toesnax deal has gone through, preferably involving hilarious circumstances

It's gonna be like a lot of other mistakes in his life where he can only visit us on the weekends.

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
"Comedy"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


rodbeard posted:

Am I supposed to see a banner ad of a woman with a coke bottle in her vagina when I go to that thread?

Oh are the forums doing targeted advertising now?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Captain Teh posted:

"Rinsing out tuna cans and tying up newspapers may make you feel virtuous, but recycling could be America's most wasteful activity.

-By John Tierney"

I just got done watching Penn & Tellers fantastic TV program "Bullshit". In teh epsidoe I watched tehy "trashed" recycling. I was at first skeptical, but as teh program continued, I realized that what tehy were saying wasnt conjecture or farce, it was truth, recycling isnt at all helping anyone. teh waste produced from recycling all of tehse materials far exceeds teh waste that would be produced if tehse products were to be produced from scrathc. Why furtehr hurt teh environment by recycling paper when you can just cut down trees (a replenishable resource) and mill more paper. Recycling is pushed in so many communities because tehse communities serve to make money off of it. Its just business, and has nothing to do with saving teh earth.

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Captain Goatse posted:

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP... BLERGHHSHSHHH......

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Captain Teh what a gimmick.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Chomp8645 posted:

Traditional porn is limited. Limited by the availability and expense of performers. Limited by the performer's attributes or consent. Limited by the laws of man. Limited by the natural laws of physics, biology, and linear time.


But with hentai, the only limit is the imagination.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I feel like this is one of those posts that is utterly timeless.

Jirsh posted:

Why does this place suck so much, and why are all the members such assholes. Bunch of fuckin shutins.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

This sounds like something outta Bioshock

"I chose something different. I chose the impossible.

I chose... Anime, a medium where the artist would not fear the censor, where the tiddies would not be bound by rudimentary physics, where the jiggle would not be constrained by clothes!"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



BOOTY-ADE posted:

This sounds like something outta Bioshock

"I chose something different. I chose the impossible.

I chose... Anime, a medium where the artist would not fear the censor, where the tiddies would not be bound by rudimentary physics, where the jiggle would not be constrained by clothes!"


Yeah, people criticize GBS, but every now and then there's a diamond in there

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

BOOTY-ADE posted:

This sounds like something outta Bioshock

"I chose something different. I chose the impossible.

I chose... Anime, a medium where the artist would not fear the censor, where the tiddies would not be bound by rudimentary physics, where the jiggle would not be constrained by clothes!"


IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE BONES OF THEIR VAGINA?

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Karia posted:

IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE BONES OF THEIR VAGINA?

Is this a reference to something or just a baffling non sequitur

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Crane Fist posted:

Is this a reference to something or just a baffling non sequitur



E: found the original tweet


https://twitter.com/sebban_e/status/731131432140210176?s=21

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Crane Fist posted:

Is this a reference to something or just a baffling non sequitur

Why can't it be both? Don't restrict my poo poo posting like this. :colbert:

But yeah, christmas boots got it

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

fuckin lmao jesus christ, ty for sharing this with me

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Karia posted:

IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE BONES OF THEIR VAGINA?

"No," says the censor in Washington, "it does not belong anywhere."

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Captain Hygiene posted:

"No," says the censor in Washington, "it does not belong anywhere."

"No," says the man in the Vatican, "they belong to her husband."

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Karia posted:

"No," says the man in the Vatican, "they belong to her husband."

"No," says the fisherman, "they belong to these octopus tentacles"

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Bones? In MY vagina?
It's less common than you think!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Isn’t that just having sex?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
You take those bones home, throw it in a pot with some broth and a potato, baby you got a stew going!

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

oldpainless posted:

Isn’t that just having sex?

More like old


uh




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