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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
EVERYBODY DIEEEEEES

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

xbilkis posted:

Wow surprised Darby doesn't have a solo match at All Out

I thought they'd do Darby vs. Ricky, but you can have him fighting both of them in everybody's favorite match, the Casino Battle Royale.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


lol, just clocked a jobber

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

laurence fishburne played a character named whitey powers

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Beating the ringside young boys.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Stripping cam

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Oh wow Sean Maluta

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

My spouse has decided that Ricky Starks is Gambit, from the X-Men

i honest to god didnt even think about where he was from until he went nuts on sammy on the vlog this week and was like oh poo poo hes deep south isnt he and then yep he's from new orleans

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Gambit from the X-Men posted:

My spouse has decided that Ricky Starks is Gambit, from the X-Men

wait i thought YOU were Gambit from the X-Men

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
:toot: EVERYBODY DIES

Jericho knows the Lance Archer score, "heres Lance Archer killing young lions at ringside"

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

they're trying the casino gimmick again

lucha Laurence

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

they've had exactly a year to improve the format of the casino battle royale match and i sure hope they have

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
maluta was in the first cruiserweight classic right?

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Darby Allin thinks he's actually wearing his foe's faces, he huffed carpet cleaner often as a child and his anger comes from wondering how his opponents still have faces when he fights them down

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hey, it's Sean Maluta! I remember him! He used to do jobs on 205 Live.

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009
I knew Darby was tacky but I didn't think he'd be that tacky

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
They need to bring back the cracker barrel match!

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

My spouse has decided that Ricky Starks is Gambit, from the X-Men

thank you for visiting the something awful dot com forums, mr. starks

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Seth Rollins posted:

hawks are very delicate

Now MURDERhawks, on the other hand..

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Oh poo poo sean maluta

rip

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Dango Bango posted:

Oh wow Sean Maluta

Fite had his name on screen during the break for a few seconds without explanation

bartok
May 10, 2006



MJeff posted:

Hey, it's Sean Maluta! I remember him! He used to do jobs on 205 Live.

RIP

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Seams posted:

maluta was in the first cruiserweight classic right?

Yep. Also

MJeff posted:

Hey, it's Sean Maluta! I remember him! He used to do jobs on 205 Live.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
wish they'd give lance a story other than squashing jobbers, as fun as that may be it's enough already

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Lone Goat posted:

wait i thought YOU were Gambit from the X-Men

THAT'S WHAT'S loving WITH ME

they keep saying Remy LeBeau tho

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
sean palooka

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Seams posted:

maluta was in the first cruiserweight classic right?

Yup. Eliminated by Ibushi in the first round, then did jobs on NXT and 205 here and there.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
QB lance archer my god. he could probably punt DEs in high school

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

boxcarhobo posted:

ok well i guess we're just getting jericho all night and excalibur pulled himself again :[

I think it's like day 29 of what is presumably a 30-day suspension since the first Dynamite he got pulled from, so he's probably working Dark and the taping for next week's show

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Keltar posted:

They need to bring back the cracker barrel match!

The Chili's something alliterative match

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Hmm...let's not bring up Bill Watts

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Lance v Mox would be a pretty great filler feud for a title match between PPVs

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

xbilkis posted:

I think it's like day 29 of what is presumably a 30-day suspension since the first Dynamite he got pulled from, so he's probably working Dark and the taping for next week's show

;-;

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

sean maluta dies

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Lance Archer likely once ate his way through the abandoned machinery of an Appalachian meth lab

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Friends joke, :lol:

MJeff posted:

I thought they'd do Darby vs. Ricky, but you can have him fighting both of them in everybody's favorite match, the Casino Battle Royale.

I thought when they invented the Casino Ladder Match they had found the winner, but I guess they are going back to the well for some reason.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY gently caress THAT CHOKESLAM

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Pinwiz11 posted:

The Chili's something alliterative match

Baby Back Brawl

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
love the murderhawk monster but he suffers from the Wrestler's Curse (bad tattoos)

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
love the bill watts chat

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