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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Kairi could appreciate Vince's impressive yacht, "Sexy Bitch"

EDIT:

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Someday WWE will have an ultimate heel, a guy who hates having fun. It’s long term storytelling ya’ll

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Eat My Fuc posted:

It’s long term storytelling ya’ll

but I don't know what that is!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

Someday WWE will have an ultimate heel, a guy who hates having fun. It’s long term storytelling ya’ll

isn't that just Baron Corbin

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

TheKingslayer posted:

Kairi could appreciate Vince's impressive yacht, "Sexy Bitch"

EDIT:

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
The main event sounds like such dogshit that I'm almost tempted to watch it just to see how bad it is.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
You’ll give yourself a headache.

Exasperated Badger
Jun 9, 2009

"Come," he says. "Let me tell you a story. Once, there were four stalwart heroes..."

Astro7x posted:

What is the point of giving Fiend the UC for a week?

Bray Wyatt is a three-time world champion. And I don't know how to accept that.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Golden Bee posted:

It’s anyone, but maybe no way Jose is the archetype of “here to have fun”? He tells a story about how disappointed he was when they gave him the name. He knew.

I was an honest to god No Way Jose fan, he gave that dumbass gimmick his all and on the rare occasions he was allowed to turn it up and show intensity he was actually a decent brawler and he was real, real good at connecting with a crowd. But no, the second he agreed to the dancing idiot gimmick his career was over.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Cerebral Bore posted:

The main event sounds like such dogshit that I'm almost tempted to watch it just to see how bad it is.

I thought it was okay like a 6/10 match. I hate Braun but he was fine as a pin eater and the spots were pretty cool but the ring breaking thing is overdone. It was a solid big dumb WCW main event style thing.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Usually I can find a few things I thought were really good, but tonight all I can think of is Keith Lee and his cool spirit bomb giving him a clean win over Orton and Shayna and her cool submission move to both Sasha and Bayley while using Sasha against Bayley.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Babyface tag team Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax

Babyface tag team.
Shayna Baszler.
Nia Jax.

what

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.
i cannot fathom the degree to which the quality of my life would be worse if i watched this product

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Genuinely crying laughing reading the GDT for last night.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Honest question because I don't care enough to look up the answer, even though I know what it is: is Keith Lee's theme still that generic garbage?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Senerio posted:

Honest question because I don't care enough to look up the answer, even though I know what it is: is Keith Lee's theme still that generic garbage?

No they gave him a new one when he got called up

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

:grin:

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Keith Lee’s beautiful big manly torso in a shirt is a crime.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:

The big dog's beautiful big dog manly torso in a shirt is a crime.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Eat My Fuc posted:

Keith Lee’s beautiful big manly torso in a shirt is a crime.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Eat My Fuc posted:

Keith Lee’s beautiful big manly torso in a shirt is a crime.

You’d think it would be the torso that’s a crime with how much they cover it up

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007


This also. Keith vs. Roman in a winner and loser lose the shirt match.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
whoever wins we win

Cerebral Bore posted:

The main event sounds like such dogshit that I'm almost tempted to watch it just to see how bad it is.

I wouldn't bother. It was very bad but also very boring.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Roman Reigns should hold the belt for 4 or 5 years in a row.

Just squash everybody. Squash cameramen. Squash Vince.

Become unaccountable, Roman. Spear them all.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
This title reign cannot be stopped for any reason.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Cerebral Bore posted:

This title reign cannot be stopped for any reason.

Let Roman’s surname become a statement of fact rather than a name.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Anyone think Vince is intentionally loving up a Reigns heel turn so that people hate it?


:tinfoil:

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Aphrodite posted:

Who was the ‘he likes to have fun’ guy Cole was referring to?

I thought it was a reference to Michelle McCool, who had vignettes of her rollerblading and being blonde, and her entire character was "she likes to have fun".

This was before she got awesome as half of LayCool.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Luigi Thirty posted:

You’d think it would be the torso that’s a crime with how much they cover it up

I enjoyed this.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Gonz posted:

Let Roman’s surname become a statement of fact rather than a name.

i do find their booking pretty anoaʻing

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

jesus WEP posted:

i do find their booking pretty anoaʻing

Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019


This match sounds absolutely dire. Is it on par with Seth/Fiend HiaC?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Crapple! posted:

This match sounds absolutely dire. Is it on par with Seth/Fiend HiaC?

Nowhere near that bad thats a WMOAT contender

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



WWE is the worst booked wrestling promotion on planet earth, and this includes any local indy fed that runs shows in armories for 14 people

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
worse than the Canadian Lion?

unfortunately, yes

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

jesus WEP posted:

i do find their booking pretty anoaʻing

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:

Nowhere near that bad thats a WMOAT contender

Probably the worst WWE match I've ever seen

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

TheKingslayer posted:

Seeing how Keith Lee is in heatless bullshit makes me remember how absolutely crushed I was when the rumor was flying the Lucha Bros had signed with WWE. Imagine those two guys Just Happy To Be Here and then turning on each other to see who the Shawn would be out of the two.

I'm glad history didn't shake out all stupid that way.

There's no way the Lucha Bros. would have lasted, they have a reputation for being...let's call it "opinionated." Like when AEW was in it's early days and people were complaining about the lack of tags and everyone being in the ring at once forever during tag matches, Jericho said something like "Yeah, we're going to have a meeting backstage to tighten everybody up and remind them to follow the rules. You're never going to get the Lucha Bros to do anything they don't want to do, but we're going to try."

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

We Got Us A Bread posted:

There's no way the Lucha Bros. would have lasted, they have a reputation for being...let's call it "opinionated." Like when AEW was in it's early days and people were complaining about the lack of tags and everyone being in the ring at once forever during tag matches, Jericho said something like "Yeah, we're going to have a meeting backstage to tighten everybody up and remind them to follow the rules. You're never going to get the Lucha Bros to do anything they don't want to do, but we're going to try."

And that's one of those things that makes them cool as gently caress. They just do things their way like complete wild men. That's the cool part of wrestling.

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/RonFunches/status/1300322867880452096
He's not wrong!

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