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i got brain damage and i can't jog anymore but it's ok! because i'm not dead
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Normally it's brain damage that gets people jogging
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Sep 1, 2020 09:58
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Pistol_Pete posted:My biggest driving hate were the people who didn't know that you're supposed to use motorway slip roads to accelerate up to the speed of the existing traffic and would instead move out onto the motorway at 40-50mph, expecting people already on there to brake/ make space for them. Oh man, a few years ago I was accelerating down a looping slip road only to have a learner driver stopped dead right before joining the dualcarriage way. I poo poo a brick and had to then try and get from 0 to 60 in about 25 metres before merging (unsuccessfully, obvs) I don't blame the learner, rather the lovely instructor who took them down there when they weren't ready. Also people who brake to exit a motorway/DC onto a slip road... brake in the slip road you tits
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Sep 1, 2020 10:06
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mrpwase posted:Generally you don't take the racing line and corner at 175mph on your commute to work*, which I think is why changing gears irl is easier than in games The slip road from the m25 clockwise onto the m40 eastbound is a lovely little two lane decreasing radius number which is great for outbraking and overtaking round the outside the bmw that was tailgating you at 85mph a few miles back because they're too afraid to put a little heat in the tyres
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Sep 1, 2020 10:12
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Pistol_Pete posted:Nobody's sure why exactly but the daily death rate has collapsed in the last couple of months and has remained in the single digits, even as cases rise again. the most vulnerable who were susceptible to it might already be dead. it killed what 60k people here? i assume we're gonna ger yearly outbreaks where it comes and kills tens of thousands, ravaging care homes etc, then goes away for a bit.
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Sep 1, 2020 10:33
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So when do I stop judging everyone for the way they live their lives?
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Sep 1, 2020 10:40
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never stop judging people quietly. just become a seething ball of pent up rage.
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Sep 1, 2020 10:43
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My (unsupported by scientific studies) opinion is that the virus is already mutating to become less deadly. We're all swarming with viruses constantly but we normally never notice, 'cos it's not in the 'interests' of the virus to actually kill their hosts. I think in years to come, we'll have a corona season like we have the flu season now but it'll be people taking a couple of days off work to recover rather than ending up on ventilators in hospitals.
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Sep 1, 2020 10:45
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Bardeh posted:Why would you want a car with a dick cutting tool? dial-a-rabbi 
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Sep 1, 2020 11:10
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When I play pandemic and notice that people are starting development of cures I sell some of the more lethal mutations to get the heat taken off me but continue infecting people, I assume similar here
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Sep 1, 2020 11:19
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NotJustANumber99 posted:So when do I stop judging everyone for the way they live their lives? You're British m8, never
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Sep 1, 2020 11:30
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Natalie Fartman posted:It did not, it expired with my visa. I've been intending to learn here (I too, only know automatic, yikes) but ... Rona Bae's Mississippi licence was good for one year I think? Or maybe two, then she had to take the UK test. She, too, only drives automatic, but we sold the car when we moved to London anyway because gently caress driving in London. Some countries we recognise their driving test to be strict enough it's just valid forever over here, iirc. America's...not so much.
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Sep 1, 2020 11:50
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The bellend that fixed by phone lens glass has cracked the actual back of the phone case in the process. Now what
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Sep 1, 2020 11:58
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the estate agent doing the valuation is late by half an hour
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Sep 1, 2020 12:16
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Bobby Deluxe posted:the estate agent doing the valuation is late by half an hour Bit surprised they even bother and don't just look on Zoopla and Street view or whatever
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Sep 1, 2020 12:18
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the main problem is the dog is getting wound up because he has not had his walk and if this twat turns up and bangs on the door he will go bezerk
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Sep 1, 2020 12:27
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See if they want a threesome to make up for the lateness
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Sep 1, 2020 12:28
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Bobby Deluxe posted:the estate agent doing the valuation is late by half an hour Probably doing 40 on the M6
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Sep 1, 2020 12:31
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Partner and I went to the Steve McQueen exhibition at the tate modern. It's the first time we've been inside a public space longer than 5 mins since lockdown but we were comfortable going as you had to book in advance, everyone in masks, numbers managed + large rooms so we never had trouble keeping well away from others. It was bloody lovely, even just the experience of putting on tidy clothes and leaving the house with a plan that wasnt groceries. The work itself was cool too, would recommend
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Sep 1, 2020 12:33
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When I was a kid I wanted live the life of the Wild Thornberries
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Sep 1, 2020 15:44
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smashing
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Sep 1, 2020 15:47
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lol the estate agent got the wrong house so is coming back tomorrow i should have guessed, a guy in a pink shirt pulled up next door in an audi, banged on the door, and left after not getting an answer i should probably have said something but i do not like to interfere in next doors business in case i end up getting a stabbing he's overdue
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Sep 1, 2020 15:50
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now you can take the dog out to poo poo in his front garden
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Sep 1, 2020 15:52
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Bobby Deluxe posted:
Probably don't say that to the dude valuing your house.
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Sep 1, 2020 16:17
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feedmegin posted:we sold the car when we moved to London anyway because gently caress driving in London.
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Sep 1, 2020 16:51
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You cannot pay me enough to drive in central London, let alone make me pay ultra-low emission zone charges 
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Sep 1, 2020 17:12
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Can you drive a cyber truck right into the magnetic centre of London for free?
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Sep 1, 2020 17:19
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yay i got on to the ma course just got to sort out the loan now
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Sep 1, 2020 17:37
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grats op
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Sep 1, 2020 17:43
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I've let the vegetarian diet slip and bought some discounted millionaire filled doughnuts. Interested to see how it tastes.
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Sep 1, 2020 19:02
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Bobby Deluxe posted:yay i got on to the ma course Well done. Try not to punch any university children or write anything worse than Twilight.
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Sep 1, 2020 19:27
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Tesco plant sausages are not home freezer-able. I will have to eat 12 of them in 4 days.
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Sep 1, 2020 19:28
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three sosses a day is eminently feasible
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Sep 1, 2020 19:29
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goatface posted:Tesco plant sausages are not home freezer-able. I will have to eat 12 of them in 4 days. Yeah they aren't.
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Sep 1, 2020 19:33
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cook them into food then freeze the food?
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Sep 1, 2020 19:39
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What happens if you freeze them? Freeze the last one as an experiment.
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Sep 1, 2020 19:43
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They become meat
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Sep 1, 2020 19:49
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Woah now. It was not a complaint.
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Sep 1, 2020 20:00
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goatface posted:Tesco plant sausages are not home freezer-able. I will have to eat 12 of them in 4 days.
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Sep 1, 2020 20:08
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Have you even heard of a hob? Omg my god
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Sep 1, 2020 20:22
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