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power botton
Nov 2, 2011

how long until checks are vintage enough we can go back to doing catch me if you can stuff

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

haveblue posted:

at this point there probably isn't a full time check reader, just whenever a check comes in they try to find someone who isn't doing anything more important at the moment to handle it

i bet there's middleman services you can hire to farm the work out to the third world for penny shavings while technically ticking your compliance box

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Shame Boy posted:

i bet there's middleman services you can hire to farm the work out to the third world for penny shavings while technically ticking your compliance box

*recaptcha box pops up* select all images with routing number

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


SoundMonkey posted:

[holds up check and yells to person across the room] "this look legit or whatever?" "it's fine probably, i'm sure it says whatever you think it says" and thusly financial regulations were followed

just like how certain actions have to be performed by a vp or higher position so everyone who isn't a teller is now a vp
the law is technically being followed!

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

haveblue posted:

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



duz posted:

just like how certain actions have to be performed by a vp or higher position so everyone who isn't a teller is now a vp
the law is technically being followed!

makes the customers happy when they 'talked to the vp of the bank' for their service issue too, two birds one stone and so on

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

haveblue posted:

*recaptcha box pops up* select all images with routing number

flakeloaf posted:

*recaptcha box pops up* select all images with eicar antivirus test file signature


:bisonyes:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

duz posted:

just like how certain actions have to be performed by a vp or higher position so everyone who isn't a teller is now a vp
the law is technically being followed!

Lol I was a vp at the bank I worked at. VP was the lowest level except literal interns, but the salary range for a VP was 40k up to 200k it was ridiculous.

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE
Nap Ghost
https://www.howmanydayssinceajwtalgnonevuln.com

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Alg=none Real Hahahaha Just Reject The Token Like Say No Haha

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

power botton posted:

how long until checks are vintage enough we can go back to doing catch me if you can stuff

someone please answer me preferably someone with past experience

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Ulf posted:

https://www.howmanydayssinceajwtalgnonevuln.com

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Alg=none Real Hahahaha Just Reject The Token Like Say No Haha

but but my rapid development cycle

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Flowers for alg=none

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

mystes
May 31, 2006

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none
Damnit it wanted to post that.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

lol

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

moooooods

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

new thread title

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I don't get it

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

holy poo poo :chanpop:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

yes

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Methanar posted:

I don't get it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_for_Algernon

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

yes but eq != er

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

power botton posted:

yes but eq != er

sometimes words can be different words, it's okay, i won't tell

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Shame Boy posted:

sometimes words can be different words, it's okay, i won't tell

I would argue that's the textbook definition of different words

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
beep boop 🤖 humor must obey my strict rules

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none
fantastic

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

name change looking tempting

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

moddddddddds other than me who actually have buttons here

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Kazinsal posted:

new thread title

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

ewiley posted:

beep boop 🤖 humor must obey my strict rules
🗝🔨

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

:prepop:

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

xtal posted:

Flowers for alg=none

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