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ulvir: Jan 2, 2005

angerbeet posted:

Which goon cave do you want? bungmonkey's?

Here's the FYAD (NWS) thread abotu it: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2537734&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

there's a link down the page with all of the various pictures over the course of years.

that�s the one, lol that his web directory is still up

I was just curious what thread made him upload all those pictures but going from his replies in fyad he seems extremely shameless about his whole choice of living

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Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

The goon-made podcast Ephemera just dropped an episode about Muerte's Death March Across America.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 02:11

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

I don�t know why you�d ever call it something other than Raisin Awareness

# ? Sep 6, 2020 02:25

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Wonder what that stump grinder is up to now? Besides grinding stumps.

Poor crazy jake, had to walk 6 miles and almost died.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 02:25

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Remember when GE Cafe shat his colon out in the shower

Or when XJAKK stuck the guts of a ball-point pen up his pee hole and punctured his wiener

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:53

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

CPColin posted:

Or when XJAKK stuck the guts of a ball-point pen up his pee hole and punctured his wiener

just crossed my legs so hard my thighs could crush coal into diamonds

# ? Sep 6, 2020 06:13

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Shmorky

# ? Sep 6, 2020 07:02

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

CPColin posted:

Or when XJAKK stuck the guts of a ball-point pen up his pee hole and punctured his wiener

I thought that was Toys for rear end Bum? Or are there multiple goons who have had sounding-related injuries?

# ? Sep 6, 2020 07:56

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Antivehicular posted:

I thought that was Toys for rear end Bum? Or are there multiple goons who have had sounding-related injuries?

There was also one whose younger brother had apparently gotten into inflation fetish porn and didn't realise it's... not something that works in real life.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 08:58

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There was also one whose younger brother had apparently gotten into inflation fetish porn and didn't realise it's... not something that works in real life.

OP: Hey my 12 yr old brother almost died 2x from sticking things into his dick

Goons:

Sigma-X posted:

As the older sibling, maybe it would be useful to do some research and learn about what the sounding community says about safety, health, etc, and convey that to him?

Like there are plenty of resources online for safely practicing pretty much any fetish, to the point where the concept of a safe word from BDSM is like a popular culture thing. There's got to be a bunch of safety guidelines that you could find and share with him so at least if he's going to keep doing it he's going to do it right?

PT6A posted:

Seriously, though, if it is a fetish, tell him to do it responsibly so he stops getting infections all the time. I don't know what "responsibly" entails in this entrance, and I'm really loving sure I don't want to know, but evidently it can be done safely and other people are in to that too.

Fruits of the sea posted:

How old is your brother? Maybe get him a safe sextoy (always a flared base) so he doesn't wreck his bone at an early age.

And so the 'controversial' thread opinion became "don't loving encourage a 12 yr old with an extremely dangerous sex kink it needs to stop". E/N got pretty loving weird during the later 2010s, it's usually blamed on BW as far as I know.

It did have one of the best username/post combos ever too.

Dick Trauma posted:

I see no problem with this.

pentyne has a new favorite as of 09:14 on Sep 6, 2020

# ? Sep 6, 2020 09:10

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

Antivehicular posted:

I thought that was Toys for rear end Bum? Or are there multiple goons who have had sounding-related injuries?

I for sure could be misremembering. I'll see if I can dig up a link at some point.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 16:13

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

pentyne posted:

OP: Hey my 12 yr old brother almost died 2x from sticking things into his dick

And so the 'controversial' thread opinion became "don't loving encourage a 12 yr old with an extremely dangerous sex kink it needs to stop". E/N got pretty loving weird during the later 2010s, it's usually blamed on BW as far as I know.

I stand by this

Pick posted:

If the brother repeatedly does poo poo that nearly kills him just to get off he needs a therapist. I mean there's wanting your jollies and then wanting your jollies so bad you'd die for it.

Pick posted:

I've never been SO HORNY I ran to the knife drawer and stabbed myself in the box.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 16:20

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

I dunno, the brother being 12 is the only thing that really weirds it out for me. If he was grown then really the quoted goons are correct. People do do that safely, apparently. He's clearly gonna do it, so best learn.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 16:24

Skratte: Nov 11, 2010

pentyne posted:

OP: Hey my 12 yr old brother almost died 2x from sticking things into his dick

Goons:

And so the 'controversial' thread opinion became "don't loving encourage a 12 yr old with an extremely dangerous sex kink it needs to stop". E/N got pretty loving weird during the later 2010s, it's usually blamed on BW as far as I know.

It did have one of the best username/post combos ever too.

Bobby wasn't the mod then, it was Detective Monkey

# ? Sep 6, 2020 17:26

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pick posted:

I stand by this

lol

# ? Sep 6, 2020 17:32

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

Pick posted:

I stand by this

lol, same

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# ? Sep 6, 2020 17:45

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

get a knife block

# ? Sep 6, 2020 17:53

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

Puppy Galaxy posted:

lol, same

lol

# ? Sep 6, 2020 17:58

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Puppy Galaxy posted:

lol, same

Was this during the same timeframe when we had the "no kinkshaming" kink thread that shut down after descending into legal cannibalism theorycrafting? Cause i feel like theres likely some overlap.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 18:00

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Was this during the same timeframe when we had the "no kinkshaming" kink thread that shut down after descending into legal cannibalism theorycrafting? Cause i feel like theres likely some overlap.

Oh god, the �have you thought about bringing ham into the bedroom� one?

# ? Sep 6, 2020 18:01

Hub Cat: Aug 3, 2011; Trunk Lover

The kink thread was a few years earlier, like 2011-2012.

I Demand Food posted:

I think there's a comic artist named Dolcett or somesuch who specialized in drawings and illustrated stories of women who were being spit-roasted and eaten, but that involved Vlad III-style impalings through the privates and out the mouth.

As far as actually doing something irl that doesn't involve murder, cannibalism, and/or a mess... ummm... roleplay that involves basting your "victim" before nibbling/biting them is the only thing that comes to mind. Maybe incorporating ham into your play?

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sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

Hub Cat posted:

The kink thread was a few years earlier, like 2011-2012.

it's perfect lol

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everythingWasBees: Jan 9, 2013

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Was this during the same timeframe when we had the "no kinkshaming" kink thread that shut down after descending into legal cannibalism theorycrafting? Cause i feel like theres likely some overlap.

wait what

# ? Sep 6, 2020 18:07

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Hub Cat posted:

The kink thread was a few years earlier, like 2011-2012.

Now that is a username/post combo for the ages, :drat:

# ? Sep 6, 2020 18:09

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Okay there's a GBS thread about threads/posts that pop into your head often and "incorporating ham" pops into my mind basically any time sexual kink is broached.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 18:16

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Pick posted:

Okay there's a GBS thread about threads/posts that pop into your head often and "incorporating ham" pops into my mind basically any time sexual kink is broached.

Same, but also (everything about it) from the fetlife thread.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 18:38

Crespolini: Mar 9, 2014

Hub Cat posted:

The kink thread was a few years earlier, like 2011-2012.

"Oh think I remember something about this artist? Who drew this murder porn I can describe in detail? Definitly don't have it bookmarked so I can't be sure what his name was though haha"

# ? Sep 6, 2020 18:42

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

Hub Cat posted:

Maybe incorporating ham into your play?

New thread title when I get home.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 18:46

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Ham Incorporated is a good username

# ? Sep 6, 2020 18:59

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard of anyone incorporating hams.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

oh, not in utica, no; it's a sumptuary expression

# ? Sep 6, 2020 19:18

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Honestly my general picture of goons in my head assumed ham was a regular part of goon sex anyway, but in a Costanza way, not a Dahmer way.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 19:59

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Looking for some curious fellow Smithfield bros to smoke hams with no homo

# ? Sep 6, 2020 20:02

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Honestly my general picture of goons in my head assumed ham was a regular part of goon sex anyway, but in a Costanza way, not a Dahmer way.

yeah, to be honest my initial response was "I think the last thing these people need to do is incorporate more ham"

# ? Sep 6, 2020 20:10

Saucer Crab: Apr 3, 2009

to the goon that was the size of a pop machine that worked as a night clerk in a hotel and actually had some little dork follow through to "don't make me come down there" and get scared shitless by him.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 20:20

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

Saucer Crab posted:

to the goon that was the size of a pop machine that worked as a night clerk in a hotel and actually had some little dork follow through to "don't make me come down there" and get scared shitless by him.

ZerglingMinor

e: also having done the same loving job at manlet smol ben size, goddam would he have been a good coworker

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 20:39 on Sep 6, 2020

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pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

ZerglingMinor

e: also having done the same loving job at manlet smol ben size, goddam would he have been a good coworker

rip

# ? Sep 6, 2020 20:48

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

I remember that gentle giganto. Night clerking can be scary, and it would have been very nice to be physically intimidating when I did that job

# ? Sep 6, 2020 21:20

Beef Stew: Dec 27, 2009

I remember hearing those stories, they made him seem like such a cool dude. I had no idea he passed away though, was that recently?

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Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Beef Stew posted:

I remember hearing those stories, they made him seem like such a cool dude. I had no idea he passed away though, was that recently?

It was a long time ago, at least a decade.

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