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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > AEW Dark Thread: Gimme the Yoda Gimme the Yoda
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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Omg Sean legacy's font

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OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

Vince MechMahon posted:

Sean's legacy is going to be getting murdered by Will Hobbs.

Sound's good.

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
New gear for Hobbs. He looks like a dark order member

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 big hobbs

bobbs

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Haha YES YES

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Hobbs strong

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008
Hobbs has got "it." Get a good gimmick on this guy and he's gonna go places.

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Forcing him to do the test of strength against his will was cool

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

oh but seriously I posted:

big hobbs

bobbs

He sure has bobbs

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OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum
More like cross-nobody, amirite?

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I'm loving increased-power-level Will Hobbs on the opposite side of a squash match

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Has he always had good suplexes?

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Vince MechMahon posted:

Hobbs has got "it." Get a good gimmick on this guy and he's gonna go places.

I think just being with Taz and Cage will let him complete his experience on being an awesome huge guy and be a star.

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 suplex city [pronounced french]

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

 Will Hobbs loving rules.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Big Will Squash

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Can't wait to see him throw Marko into the stratosphere.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



 Hobbs needs a different finisher

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ICR posted:

Here comes Dark.

I’m reading the YouTube comments and all the people they want signed to AEW, which is cool to see.

Then I think to myself, “What if Tony really did just sign everybody they tell him to sign?”

Would the roster eclipse 600 wrestlers to spread out between 3 hours of programming?

You bet your rear end it would and it would rock. The first ever stable of 75 wrestlers would rock.

The 70v70 tornado tag match to end all tornado tag matches.

Sign me the gently caress up!

Stadium Stampede II is just a war film with wrestlers.

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I can't wait to find out how Sean Legacy got his last name

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 Tony Donati has a good theme.

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Tony Donati has a great theme

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smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Davros1 posted:

Hobbs needs a different finisher

I don't know if this is steroetype or not, but ever since Ron Simmons I've got a thing for hossy black men doing Dominators.

Edit: Only Simmons style dominators, in his WWE debut and first run they had Bobby Lashley do a piss-poor weak, slow looking version

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Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
Will Hobbs train choo choo

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 *shimmys*

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Theres a team taz theme?

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I love cages dumb orange chairon

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Space Cob
Jan 24, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly
Making his graphics orange is a silly little touch I appreciate.

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flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Space Cob posted:

Making his graphics orange is a silly little touch I appreciate.

all the champions get special borders!

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008
Donatti is a shlubbier version of Bo Dallas. Which is impressive cause that dude's look was already not it.

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 orange chyron

rip young bret hart, flung to shambles

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
One thing I appreciate about Brian Cage is that he will sell a little bit for literally anyone before he totally murks them

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smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
The heck was that? Donatti's real good at taking complex bumps

Edit: Excalibur calling it the Weapon X.

So is the FTW belt now a semi-not-really-official AEW title?

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Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


 that cage finisher was sick
edit: oh poo poo, that was weapon x!

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Hey, Cage used Weapon X this time

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

StarkRavingMad posted:

One thing I appreciate about Brian Cage is that he will sell a little bit for literally anyone before he totally murks them

He has to activate his healing factory. :hmmyes:

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

karmicknight posted:

He has to activate his healing factory. :hmmyes:

Is this a typo or does he have a healing factory instead of healing factor because he's a machine?

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heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from
I'm just catching up. Hobbs' new gear looks good. I'm so glad this dude is getting some shine.

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 full gear is..... eh as a ppv theme

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008
Love Griff's lovely shout at the devil sound alike.

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