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The alternate universe where Trump lost on 2016 like everyone including him thought and he started his own conservative news network or got a job as a pundit off that following is probably the one where hes truly happy
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Conservatives have been calling for this since the 90s at least. In theory it comes from their typical founder worship and the idea that the United States is intended to be a decentralized federation with most government powers devolved to the state level and that the Senate should therefore represent state governments since they're the actual building blocks of the nation. Get a bunch of GOP ghouls into power in a red state, and they will distill their essences into an ur-ghoul they birth into the senate.
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not trump lol but the lol you need today. https://twitter.com/k0vr1_/status/1304138984327540736 https://twitter.com/TiffanyFranco0/status/1304150963771576331 if you can't watch, kaitlin poopants bennett went onto ucf campus today and got shouted at into an einstein bros. bagels.
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He said fortuity, fortune wouldn't even make sense in that quote.
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Tip posted:He said fortuity, fortune wouldn't even make sense in that quote. I know what he was trying to say but fortuity is four syllables and he says three.
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lol every day i keep getting pro-trump mailers and they're getting bigger and bigger they all have the same layout: one side shows a concerned white lady (cant be minority cuz that would offend their base) and you flip it over and it shows biden dead center with a jewish guy to the left and a hispanic and black lady to his right and it says THE RADICAL LEFT HAVE TAKEN OVER! THE FUTURE OF OUR CHILDREN ARE AT STAKE! joe biden the radical left ladies and gents .. oh and the evil jew/black/hispanic ppl too
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Sep 10, 2020 22:59
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Four twonee smoke weed everyday
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fishing with the fam posted:Get a bunch of GOP ghouls into power in a red state, and they will distill their essences into an ur-ghoul they birth into the senate. how is Ted Cruz formed?
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mono posted:See also: Veteran's Choice “This is not a dream… not a dream. We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmi..."
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old beast lunatic posted:how is Ted Cruz formed? Leave 300 pounds of butter in the hot Texas sun for nine months.
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Sep 10, 2020 23:36
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Another Bill posted:100% agree, and that wasn't my intent. Smug Canadians who think we're better than Americans are the loving worst. Hey, uhh, not that you're wrong about how badly we treat first nations, but how do you think the way we treat first nations compares to how the US treats first nations???
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Donald Trump is so hilariously far beyond parody at this point that I don't understand how the planet hasn't burst into flames yet And then that big dumb idiot would stand there stating how "we've never seen such bigly flames" as we all get engulfed and he wears that dumbass childish grin on his face Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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Sep 11, 2020 00:01
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Philthy posted:lol every day i keep getting pro-trump mailers and they're getting bigger and bigger Look people are old and have bad hearing, so a dogwhistle sometimes isn't enough. The republican party has always been about fear anyway they contribute nothing of worth. edit: Well the modern day republican party don't anyone be like well actually Duck and Cover did you know... Thanks! Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Sep 11, 2020 |
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Catastrophe posted:Donald Trump is so hilariously far beyond parody at this point that I don't understand how the planet hasn't burst into flames yet This is why the SNL skits were so loving bad.
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SubnormalityStairs posted:Hey, uhh, not that you're wrong about how badly we treat first nations, but how do you think the way we treat first nations compares to how the US treats first nations??? Hey don’t be using logic or reasoning on this, Canada always worse on everything always
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SubnormalityStairs posted:Hey, uhh, not that you're wrong about how badly we treat first nations, but how do you think the way we treat first nations compares to how the US treats first nations??? What-about-ism? Whatabout you suck the poo poo right out my rear end in a top hat.
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:What-about-ism? Whatabout you suck the poo poo right out my rear end in a top hat. I think you missed the first part of my statement, friendo. I don't think America's absolutely abysmal treatment of first nations excuses Canada at all. It's one of a very few things about Canada that I'm legit ashamed of. By all means criticize Canada for this, but LOL if you don't think Canada is far and away in much better shape than America on just about every conceivable metric.
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Nobody gives a poo poo about loving canada
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It's not even a real country anyway.
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karma_coma posted:Nobody gives a poo poo about loving canada
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Y'all are just jealous (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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SubnormalityStairs posted:Y'all are just jealous I desperately want to drive a few hours north and live in Vancouver, yes. Yes, I am jealous.
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normal country https://twitter.com/R3volutionDaddy/status/1304148135288221696?s=20
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Another Bill posted:https://twitter.com/acoyne/status/1303514959310184450 lol that there's a Trump for at least three countries now, and they're all sloppy and CHUDly
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SubnormalityStairs posted:Hey, uhh, not that you're wrong about how badly we treat first nations, but how do you think the way we treat first nations compares to how the US treats first nations??? Basically identical.
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SubnormalityStairs posted:Y'all are just jealous the border is closed, how are you still posting here in this american thread? I may have to call ICE. 
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TheAardvark posted:the border is closed, how are you still posting here in this american thread? I may have to call ICE. gottem.
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https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1304199427230441472 He PROMISED it.
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Not sure if this'll embed but it's deffo a proclick. https://streamable.com/77ab6f
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InsertPotPun posted:“This is not a dream… not a dream. We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmi..." Faaatheerr!!!!!
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1304203511517917184 LOL gently caress this rally is a doozy
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https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1304063107753488384?s=21 I’m confused. Where is the part where I’m supposed to be scared? 
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I refuse to believe Melania calls Trump "Darling" spontaneously. Maybe she has a contractual agreement that requires it.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I refuse to believe Melania calls Trump "Darling" spontaneously. Maybe she has a contractual agreement that requires it. Much like that poster who had to work in how the seahawks suck in very post, Melania must somehow work in darling into each interaction.
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Telsa Cola posted:Much like that poster who had to work in how the seahawks suck in very post, Melania must somehow work in darling into each interaction. I thought it was the other way around, that the Seahawks rule and were better than the 49ers in every way.
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She calls him darling as often as the toughest guy you've ever seen says sir thank you sir with tears in his eyes.
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Lodin posted:Not sure if this'll embed but it's deffo a proclick. Is this supposed to be pro-Trump? I honest to God can't tell any more
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