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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

euphronius posted:

Are we including uh practicing alone in the gym here

the players are probably allowed to jack off

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Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

chamois posted:

the players are probably allowed to jack off

it's a sin

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

They're tracking the Mickey mouse wristband movements. Advanced analytics being compiled on strokes per nut.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The sad fact is House is a Vocell and his kids are adopted.

He could be free but his kids must never know

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

thumper57 posted:

They're tracking the Mickey mouse wristband movements. Advanced analytics being compiled on strokes per nut.

The paid subscription to basketball reference is about to get real weird

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Vinestalk posted:

The paid subscription to basketball reference is about to get real weird

OnlyBallFans

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

CharlestheHammer posted:

Great now every poster has to prove they have sex

On the hour, every hour myself!

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Time posted:

OnlyBallFans

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




CharlestheHammer posted:

Great now every poster has to prove they have sex

I'm basically Tyson Chandler, taking the Ghost Dog bullet so Harden (everyone else) can safely post.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Zogo posted:

LBJ milestone alert. Most wins (regular season and playoffs):

code:
Player			Wins
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar	1,228
Tim Duncan		1,158
Robert Parish		1,121
Karl Malone		1,050
John Stockton		1,042
Tony Parker		1,029
Derek Fisher		1,014
LeBron James		1,001
Dirk Nowitzki		985
Kobe Bryant		971
Shaquille O'Neal	948
Scottie Pippen		946
John Havlicek		932
Sam Perkins		912
Gary Payton		903
Clifford Robinson	900
Eighth player to reach 1K wins.



Regular season wins:

code:
Wins	Player
1074	Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
1014	Robert Parish
1001	Tim Duncan
953	John Stockton
952	Karl Malone
916	Dirk Nowitzki
892	Tony Parker
853	Derek Fisher
839	LeBron James
836	Kobe Bryant
836	Clifford Robinson
825	Kevin Garnett
824	Sam Perkins
823	Gary Payton
819	Shaquille O'Neal
812	Jason Kidd
810	Scottie Pippen
Numerologists take note of the number 836.

Derek Fisher ftw

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

CharlestheHammer posted:

Great now every poster has to prove they have sex

about to have a kid during a quarantine so I can prove definitively that I have had it once suckers

EmotionlessThug
Feb 14, 2012

Congratulations.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Edit: Not the GDT

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009

They call it the Box-and-one because watching raptors playoff basketball alone is undoubtedly better than any other box I could get, at least until i can go to a dang bar again

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

MourningView posted:

about to have a kid during a quarantine so I can prove definitively that I have had it once suckers

Counterpoint: Jesus

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/bansky/status/1304234590387818497?s=20

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Adun posted:

Counterpoint: Jesus

No need to take the Lord's name in vain. First y'all are fornicating, then this, SMDH.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Adun posted:

Counterpoint: Jesus

joseph is just a cuck

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Hoping russ is able to get out of that toxic concrete swamp

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/KingWatchLA/status/1304234704934109184?s=20


word???

creamcorn
Oct 26, 2007

automatic gun for fast, continuous firing

Metapod posted:

Hoping russ is able to get out of that toxic concrete swamp

he already left okc

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

creamcorn posted:

he already left okc

MEET ME AT WINSTAR AT DAWN

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
houston is cool

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

MourningView posted:

houston is cool

I don’t think it is. However, I like the basketball team

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Houston is fine. An island of less poo poo in a sea of deep red Texas garbage

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Intruder posted:

Houston is fine. An island of less poo poo in a sea of deep red Texas garbage
That’s Austin or San Antonio

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
I wanna go back to Austin just to get some migas from Kerbey Lane

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
houston isnt on fire which is a major positive rn

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Boys, I'm jacked.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CE9oY22glH1/

Siakam got the Nonna blessing, he's going to have a 35/10/8 game.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Intruder posted:

Houston is fine. An island of less poo poo in a sea of deep red Texas garbage

Isn't Houston the energy company capital of the world? I'm guessing it's pretty conservative

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Senator Drinksalot posted:

Isn't Houston the energy company capital of the world? I'm guessing it's pretty conservative

Pretty ethnically diverse, lesbian mayor, took in a lot of people from New Orleans after Katrina... for Texas, it's pretty left.

Still not a place I'm interested in going to at all.

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747

straight up brolic posted:

If he actually had sex with a Covid tester he’s an absolute legend and I don’t care that he compromised the integrity of the bubble

Does no one else think this is incredibly creepy and making a move at a medical tester is very ethically wrong and there is no way someone making 1/10 or 1/100th of your salary can give honest consent anyways.

It's not quite Clinton banging an intern, but its not two adults meeting as coworkers with mutual power and authority either.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




coronavirus posted:

there is no way someone making 1/10 or 1/100th of your salary can give honest consent anyways.


Just gonna zoom in on this bit here. Who are millionaire athletes actually allowed to have sexual relationships with?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol what power does danuel house have over a medical professional, come on now

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Intruder posted:

lol what power does danuel house have over a medical professional, come on now

To be fair I bet this really hosed up her job as a covid tester for the nba bubble

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Chairchucker posted:

Just gonna zoom in on this bit here. Who are millionaire athletes actually allowed to have sexual relationships with?

People they meet in their personal lives that aren't paid by the NBA? Is it asking too much to not gently caress the covid testers or team personal trainers or whoever else?

This woman has almost certainly lost her job and likely will never get another one involved in sports medicine from a professional club.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Its not that hard to go 1.5 months without sex

At the same time this is peak goons.txt

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Houston is alright. theres no zoning laws so crazy buildings are on top of each other

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

coronavirus posted:

People they meet in their personal lives that aren't paid by the NBA? Is it asking too much to not gently caress the covid testers or team personal trainers or whoever else?

coronavirus posted:

there is no way someone making 1/10 or 1/100th of your salary can give honest consent anyways.

:thunk:

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

coronavirus posted:

Does no one else think this is incredibly creepy and making a move at a medical tester is very ethically wrong and there is no way someone making 1/10 or 1/100th of your salary can give honest consent anyways.

It's not quite Clinton banging an intern, but its not two adults meeting as coworkers with mutual power and authority either.

Oh come on. Making more money than someone when you have no authority over someone in a hierarchy has NOTHING to do with the president of the United States loving an intern.

I had a coworker who dated some pro athletes and she was well aware of what she was doing, bringing consent into that is absolute bullshit

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Houston sports fans are having a night

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