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Palate cleanser: I(15M) want to be cuddled by my girlfriend(16F) but I don't know how to ask her without being embarrassed or looking wimpy. quote:So I dont know how to put this but I like being the one cuddled sometimes but I'm afraid to ask out of embarrassment like what if she thinks that's weird or something! I don't know im really nervous to ask but my Girlfriend is coming over tomorrow after school so I want to ask then but at the same time I'm scared she will think im like weak or something. I know my Girlfriend and she would never insult me but I'm afraid if she thinks something in her head. Like she is my frist girlfriend she was my first kiss and everything. I also don't want her to feel like maternal either because she is a year older then me and a grade above me. Im just really nervous and I dont know how how to go about this.
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Straight White Shark posted:Palate cleanser: Awwwwwww
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Sep 12, 2020 07:11
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Batterypowered7 posted:"Jay has now sent it to me to do whatever I think is best with it." whoops. i suspected jay was just trying to leverage this into having sex with OP again given the company he keeps, but apparently he is the rare decent 'landlord'. Straight White Shark posted:Palate cleanser: this is too cute for this thread, how are we supposed to argue now.
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AITA for making a fat joke?quote:Probably am. But its not as horrible as it sounds. So me and my friends were hanging out at our camper right before school started. Me and my friend Mike (we’re both overweight) we’re having a regular conversation until somehow we starting insulting each other. He came at me about how my girlfriends always leave me, and how I wasn’t “big enough to satisfy them”. I tried to move past it but it hurt because I’m pretty self conscious (not about my pp just in general). Eventually the topic of who’s the better fighter came up, because we all enjoyed boxing. I was still hurt, so I said “Well, mike doesn’t stand a chance because if you put him on his back he can’t get up.” I thought it was hilarious. But everyone went dead silent. They told me after it was a low blow and I should be more sensitive. I apologized because I’m also overweight and I understand how it feels. I said since I apologized on my own accord, I think I deserve an apology over him insulting my history with girls. He said “you always try to play the victim” and “you need to know when you’re wrong”. But I don’t think it’s too much to ask for an apology. AITA?
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Sep 12, 2020 07:13
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:whoops. i suspected jay was just trying to leverage this into having sex with OP again given the company he keeps, but apparently he is the rare decent 'landlord'. I might be misreading it, but it sounds like Jay and OP were the original couple but broke up on good terms. Then Jay got introduced to the group of assholes and is just trying to do right by OP.
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Sep 12, 2020 07:18
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Invisible Clergy posted:I know they're not doing anything illegal, but I somehow feel like if a bank saw regular £50 transactions from guy 1 to guy 2 with "jane" or whatever in it, it would raise a couple of red flags Might count as pimping, I'm not sure. She's not having sex for money, but he's demanding money for her having sex so...
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Sep 12, 2020 07:54
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WIBTA for going over a physicians head when he did not agree on my credentials as a nurse practitioner?quote:So I would like to settle this issue I had a while ago.
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Sep 12, 2020 07:54
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My (24M) therapist (45+F) is a hard right conspiracy theorist...quote:So, I’ve been doing telephone therapy sessions with my therapist for a few months now; overall, I found it to be pretty helpful and the advice to be pretty reliable. In the last session towards the end, while making small talk, we got into politics. I’m a very liberal person and love to talk politics , but my therapist went off on a tangent, essentially saying that Trump is the greatest president ever, Obama was proven in the Mueller report to be behind it, Obama was behind corona and a spy, and other stuff talking about the deep state.
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Sep 12, 2020 08:30
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My (24M) therapist (45+F) is a hard right conspiracy theorist... We like to talk up therapists but honest to gently caress everyone I've ever known who became a therapist started out an incompetent incomplete person. Anyway good luck finding one less wrong and stupid all the time.
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Sep 12, 2020 08:39
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My (24M) therapist (45+F) is a hard right conspiracy theorist... People always claim that therapy is a plus and will help you and I would agree with that, however... Every therapist I've ever met, aside from one, has been an absolute train-wreck of problems who shove their own baggage onto others. I'm not even sure what to say except that, that poo poo sucks, change your therapist.
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Sep 12, 2020 08:53
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Motherfucker posted:We like to talk up therapists but honest to gently caress everyone I've ever known who became a therapist started out an incompetent incomplete person. Advice columnists especially, who tend to respond to these r/relationships or r/aita type problems, like dear prudie especially like to use it as a catchall recommendation. Within the actual medical community, therapists, (especially talk therapists of the sort OP is seeing, who aren't doctors and may not even be psychologists) are largely regarded as people who have issues of their own and think that learning the craft will enable them to fix their own problems. It never seems to turn out that way. Either way, if OP's therapist is a chud, somehow I doubt she's very good at her job, and op should definitely quit giving her money. It's been too long since a good old fashioned dirty rear end post: AITA for telling someone it’s disgusting that they don’t wash their rear end properly? quote:so i was talking to my friend bother let’s call him john,a tik tok came up talking about how some men don’t let the water go between their rear end checks when they shower and how it’s nasty. john said “why would i do that”. i just look at him and said “john are you not cleaning your rear end properly” he said “broo i am i’m just not gonna let the water get it like what”. i told him that’s disgusting and no one wants to smell his stinky rear end. let’s just say after i went home john blocked me.
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Sep 12, 2020 09:01
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for telling someone it’s disgusting that they don’t wash their rear end properly? rear end, hermetically sealed for freshness. Take a bite, or a lick, if you dare!
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Sep 12, 2020 09:34
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The unbroken seal on Tutankhamun's rear end. AITA for crying at work? quote:For context, I(19M) just moved from Oklahoma to Florida on my own about two months ago.
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Sep 12, 2020 09:37
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Clenching my buttcheeks while I shower because my rear end in a top hat is the Wicked Witch of the West and will melt into a puddle of gay goo if it gets wet. Like do these guys question their sexuality if they take a dump and some splashback hits their rear end in a top hat or what?
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Sep 12, 2020 09:37
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cumshitter posted:Clenching my buttcheeks while I shower because my rear end in a top hat is the Wicked Witch of the West and will melt into a puddle of gay goo if it gets wet. I want to read an erotic science fiction short story called "The Gay Goo Scenario." AITA For not shaving my legs quote:Throw away because my brother uses reddit and I don't want him to bother me with it "oh you really made a post about that?" I'm currently a freshman (F) but because of quarentine many more and I have been doing online school. My mom keeps trying to get me to shave my legs... I don't see the issue about it, it's just hair and plus we live where ticks and bugs are evil and like to bite the poo poo out of you and I barley get bit because I feel them touch my leg hair and smack them, I also only wear sweat pants because they are comfortable also when it's summer I wear cargo shorts, It's almost fall. Next nine weeks I'm going back to school (physically) and my mom blew up at me getting really upset saying that everybody is going to look, stare, gossip, and pick on me for having hairy legs. I told her it doesn't matter what they think and my friends don't care, plus people think I'm already weird. I think it's a hassle to shave my legs because I stab myself and it pulls the hair, it's VERY annoying. She keeps saying I'm just a rebelious teenager... now my mom and dad are in there whispering in there and laughing at how I'm rebelious teenager and how I know nothing about high school. Also she just came in here and asked for a hug and she said shes just worried about me. Hairy legs won't cause me an issue if I wear sweat pants and it's not like it's the first time ive been bullied. So AITA?
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Sep 12, 2020 09:53
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Every single super macho "I ain't doing no gay poo poo and I don't tolerate no gay poo poo" guy should go to an actual gay bar and see how long it takes for someone to hit on them and buy them a drink as if they were a beautiful woman. It doesn't happen, because heterosexuality is a disease of the soul and is therefore not outwardly apparent, so everyone will just assume they are a disheveled gay man and then ignore them.
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Sep 12, 2020 09:56
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Sanford posted:Miss Drew retired at Christmas of that year, and went to live in Africa where she caught malaria and died. It's very 2020 for this sentence to be a happy ending. I hope it gets used more!
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Sep 12, 2020 10:05
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Yeah, definitely. AITA for making my kids wear their school uniforms for online school? quote:My kids’ school is completely online right now due to social distancing precautions. The school has a policy that the kids must wear their uniforms during zoom classes. The teachers can see the kids when they’re on camera, so they can tell who is wearing the uniform during zoom classes, but only on top, and obviously not when they’re not on zoom but doing independent work. My daughter wanted to just wear the top of her uniform the other day; she claimed that none of her friends are actually wearing the uniform skirt and that the teachers can’t tell, but I told her that it was up to me to enforce the school rules and that she needed to wear full uniform. Then, when she was done with her zoom classes but had some independent study time, she wanted to change out of her uniform, which I also didn’t allow. She keeps complaining that none of her friends’ parents are enforcing uniform at home and that I’m being unfair. My view is that school rules should not be bent just because she’s doing school from home. My son does not have the same complaints and seems to be fine wearing his uniform the whole day. My husband says that maybe I’m being too strict, but he’s not the one doing laundry or interacting with the school/teachers. AITA?
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Sep 12, 2020 10:08
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Invisible Clergy posted:Yeah, definitely. Kinda but not really? Like its good to keep people in their routines when they are WFH / School from home. Which means getting up at a consistent time and doing things you'd normally do on a work / school day. A lot of WFH advice does say to actually "get ready for work" which means wearing something like you might actually be going to work (ie not PJs or sweats). I dunno. Routine can be a good thing especially in these weird times.
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Sep 12, 2020 10:12
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how the gently caress do unwashed rear end people be like 'This is normal', one of my biggest loving horrors is finding out I'm doing private poo poo like wiping or washing up weird and wrong. Like what if I'm shaking the piss off my dick wrong. I'll never know.
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Sep 12, 2020 10:22
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MarcusSA posted:Kinda but not really? Like its good to keep people in their routines when they are WFH / School from home. Which means getting up at a consistent time and doing things you'd normally do on a work / school day. Motherfucker posted:how the gently caress do unwashed rear end people be like 'This is normal', one of my biggest loving horrors is finding out I'm doing private poo poo like wiping or washing up weird and wrong. Like what if I'm shaking the piss off my dick wrong. I'll never know.
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Sep 12, 2020 10:32
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Motherfucker posted:how the gently caress do unwashed rear end people be like 'This is normal', one of my biggest loving horrors is finding out I'm doing private poo poo like wiping or washing up weird and wrong. Like what if I'm shaking the piss off my dick wrong. I'll never know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c
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Sep 12, 2020 10:38
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It feels like my (29F) best friend’s (30F) husband (30M) is trying to compete with my fiancé (31M) and it’s tearing our friendship apart.quote:My best friend Caroline is married to Derek. For full transparency me and Derek “dated” for two months when we were 18 but ultimately broke it off because he wanted to have sex and I wasn’t ready to take that step. He got with Caroline over two years later and she asked me if it was okay for them to date and I gave her my blessing so there’s no bad blood between the three of us. My fiancé also knows about our history together and is okay with me maintaining a friendship with Derek. Top reply: redditor posted:Tell Caroline you and your fiance are doing couple's therapy twice a week.
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Sep 12, 2020 10:40
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That sounds like the opposite of a problem. Derek has handed OP a remote to make him do whatever kind of poo poo she wants. "Fiance is going skydiving. Fiance is donating bone marrow. Fiance is donating money to charity." and so on. AITA for "snitching" on my neighbor who has a dog in an apartment complex that doesn't allow pets? quote:I live in a pretty small apartment building; I think there are like 4 apartment complexes per floor. It's a relatively new building and so not all of the apartments are currently occupied. On my floor, there is only one other woman who occupies the apartment right next to mine. When I moved in, I remember being told about a strict no pet policy.
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Sep 12, 2020 10:58
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Invisible Clergy posted:That sounds like the opposite of a problem. Derek has handed OP a remote to make him do whatever kind of poo poo she wants. OK so person goes and asks about the dog but doesn't say anything about the barking? I'd be curious why the dog is barking in the middle of the night and she either doesn't hear it or is ignoring it. Maybe she's locking it in another room at night? He could have at least said something while having the conversation with her. Edit: Angrymog posted:OP did say something. " I told her "well can you make him not bark at 3 am? Cause I can hear it almost every night." She told me she'd take care of it." Ugh I'm tired. My bad. Too bad for her. MarcusSA fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Sep 12, 2020 11:02
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MarcusSA posted:OK so person goes and asks about the dog but doesn't say anything about the barking? OP did say something. " I told her "well can you make him not bark at 3 am? Cause I can hear it almost every night." She told me she'd take care of it."
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Sep 12, 2020 11:04
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Invisible Clergy posted:That sounds like the opposite of a problem. Derek has handed OP a remote to make him do whatever kind of poo poo she wants. Unfortunately for OP, the problem is that her friend is blaming her fiance for all of this, and not realising that Derek is planning on killing him, absorbing his essence, wearing him as a skin suit and getting back together with OP, who I'm assuming is his "one that got away" given that he started dating her best friend......
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Sep 12, 2020 11:07
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She carries the dog around in her purse and treats it like an accessory. I have an aunt who used to do that when she had a tiny dog, but she didn't live in a place that forbid having pets. I say snitching is fine in this case. For their building the "No pets" rule isn't just between her and her landlord, but a common agreement between all tenants.
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Sep 12, 2020 11:12
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I know some people itt dislike SBC tweets because they seem fake, or seem like exaggerated trashy-people tourism like a Jerry Springer episode, but I think there are some that can easily stand on their own, like these two large daughters: https://twitter.com/sixbrownchicks/status/1303739900555132933?s=21 And Mr. “I’m from Maryland” over here https://twitter.com/sixbrownchicks/status/1303739905412083712?s=21
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Pirate Radar posted:I know some people itt dislike SBC tweets because they seem fake, or seem like exaggerated trashy-people tourism like a Jerry Springer episode, but I think there are some that can easily stand on their own, like these two large daughters: Those people are to be ignored. The same could be said for any posts in this thread. Always a delight to see SBCposting. Q5: I feel like if you cuck the older brother, that makes you the de facto biggest brother until the balance of power can be restored somehow. AITA for telling my wife she helps the kids too much with their school work and problem solving? quote:In my opinion my wife helps the kids way too much with their school work. As soon as there are any signs of struggle she bails them out and finds the answers for them. The latest example, this morning my HS freshman daughter was doing a mind map and my wife was googling ideas for her. I told my wife to stop helping and she got really defensive. I explained (probably in not the right tone) that she was hurting them by not letting them learn problem solving on their own. She shut me out and when I asked why she said, "I'm a grown rear end adult, and you're talking me to like I'm a child... I know what I'm doing and I don't help them too much."
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for making my kids wear their school uniforms for online school? Fuuuuuck that , what a waste of time. I went to schools with uniforms for 14 years. Absolutely loving hated them and taught me no valuable life lessons except that school uniforms are insanely uncomfortable.
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Sep 12, 2020 11:49
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They're also extremely expensive due to kickbacks. That's the only reason they're there.  AITA: Not letting younger sister eat ice cream quote:I (22) sternly told my younger sister (13) she can’t eat ice cream. This has been goin for a while, she eats a light breakfast, then junk food for lunch, and when it’s time for dinner she barely eats. I asked her today what she ate for breakfast and she told be bacon and eggs, that’s in the morning. It’s 3:15 and she served herself ice cream, when I saw her at the table I asked her what did she eat for lunch, she said nothing. I told her she can heat up the spaghetti and eat (her favorite) afterwards she can have her ice cream. Now so feel bad because she’s angry at me. I have no problem with her eating ice cream, but if she does she’ll tell out mom she’s full from earlier and not finish dinner. So AITA
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Sep 12, 2020 12:30
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Invisible Clergy posted:
Why is this person trying to parent their sister? Who gives a poo poo really.
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Sep 12, 2020 12:37
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I went to a school where the uniform was suit jacket, button down and tie and all that uniform taught me was rich kids have too much loving money. The top one is giving me intense female author trying to write from a man's perspective and failing.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Yeah, definitely. The son doesn't complain because uniforms for guys are generally more comfortable than the ones for girls. I'd have killed to be allowed to wear the male uniforms in school. They weren't fuckin starched plaid skirts.
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Alas, the kinds of schools that force uniforms on their students tend to be the ones who will say you can only wear one sex's uniform. AITA for leaving a one-star review? quote:I'm (F24) an expat living in an European country for 2 years. I speak the local language and identify more as a local here than to my homeland (also Europe). I recently started grad school and was after a part time job. I applied to a cleaner job at this company, and got called in to an interview. The emails we exchanged with the manager (M45-50) were professional and in the local language.
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Sep 12, 2020 13:04
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you're the rear end in a top hat for caving lmao.
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fins posted:It's very 2020 for this sentence to be a happy ending. I hope it gets used more! Your quote reminded me of a detail I missed. She retired at Christmas of that year after smacking the poo poo out of a kid. Imagine that happening now and the teacher being allowed to just retire. Poor Oliver. He was only sitting under a table. Sanford fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Sep 12, 2020 13:25
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA For Telling My Father To Buy Me A Apartment (In A Dickish Manner)? Confirm you are in the will. Kill him.
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I don't know about the rest of Europe, but uniforms are standard in the UK until sixth form, then I think some posh sixth forms still have them
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