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OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

Are they in the thread?

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Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


OB_Juan posted:

Are they in the thread?

Not sure what you mean? Hobbs just got his first AEW win on Dark and people were fantasy booking a tag team with Tankman because Calvin & Hobbes is a beloved comic strip and they have similar names.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1304812548605255684

Dark Order (3, 4, Stu Grayson and Evil Uno) vs Private Party (Isiah Kassidy and Marq Quen) and Billy and Austin Gunn
Butcher and the Blade (with Eddie Kingston) vs Daniel Garcia and Kevin Blackwood
Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta) vs Maxx Stardom and Dontae Smiley
FTW champ Brian Cage vs Megabyte Ronnie
Colt Cabana vs QT Marshall (with Allie)
Will Hobbs vs Jessy Sorensen
Penelope Ford (with Kip Sabian) vs Dani Jordyn
Brandi vs Red Velvet
Proud n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz) vs Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr
Diamante and Ivelisse vs Skyler Moore and Rache Chanel
Brandon Cutler vs Peter Avalon (with Leva Bates)

OP updated

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1304812548605255684

Dark Order (3, 4, Stu Grayson and Evil Uno) vs Private Party (Isiah Kassidy and Marq Quen) and Billy and Austin Gunn
Butcher and the Blade (with Eddie Kingston) vs Daniel Garcia and Kevin Blackwood
Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta) vs Maxx Stardom and Dontae Smiley
FTW champ Brian Cage vs Megabyte Ronnie
Colt Cabana vs QT Marshall (with Allie)
Will Hobbs vs Jessy Sorensen
Penelope Ford (with Kip Sabian) vs Dani Jordyn
Brandi vs Red Velvet
Proud n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz) vs Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr
Diamante and Ivelisse vs Skyler Moore and Rache Chanel
Brandon Cutler vs Peter Avalon (with Leva Bates)

OP updated

Quite apart from the most important singles match in AEW's history, a lot of these look like good fun. Colt vs QT has potential to be very watchable indeed.

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Not sure what you mean? Hobbs just got his first AEW win on Dark and people were fantasy booking a tag team with Tankman because Calvin & Hobbes is a beloved comic strip and they have similar names.

I mean this pair were brought up as a match or tag team several times in the thread, went a way for a little while, and now they're actually doing it.

Lanky_Nibz
Apr 30, 2008

We will never be rid of these stars. But I hope they live forever.
So is Leva gonna win Cutler v. Avalon, or is it gonna be a double count out?

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Why are they burning Cutler v. Avalon now?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

fez_machine posted:

Why are they burning Cutler v. Avalon now?

They both lose somehow so that they get insanely desperate and build to a NO DQ match at Full Gear or the anniversary Dynamite


e: or, actually, this might be it. In 2020 they're tied at 20 losses. Seems appropriate to end this feud on someone getting the 21th loss. Unless a tie happens that doesn't add to their losses and they stretch it to end of the year, someone is leaving their 2020 with 1 win and someone is going to 2021 with 21 losses.

MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Sep 12, 2020

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

drat it. I wanted friendship to win the day, not this.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

ChrisBTY posted:

drat it. I wanted friendship to win the day, not this.

Due to the intervention first of Leva then of the Young Bucks Peter and Brandon realize they love each other and shake hands, leaving the ring to get counted out.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Peter: *as they go through the entrance tunnel* oh, buddy, i left my t-shirt. You go on, ill see you in catering ok? *smiles and as soon as cutler leaves he books it back to the ring but doesnt make it before the 10 count* NOOOOO!!

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

MorningMoon posted:

They both lose somehow so that they get insanely desperate and build to a NO DQ match at Full Gear or the anniversary Dynamite


e: or, actually, this might be it. In 2020 they're tied at 20 losses. Seems appropriate to end this feud on someone getting the 21th loss. Unless a tie happens that doesn't add to their losses and they stretch it to end of the year, someone is leaving their 2020 with 1 win and someone is going to 2021 with 21 losses.

I've been thinking this for a long time, but it is also a Loser Leaves AEW match.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Oil! posted:

I've been thinking this for a long time, but it is also a Loser Leaves AEW match.

No it’s not.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
It's a Loser Must Win match, because one of those two losers must get a win.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Mr. Squishy posted:

It's a Loser Must Win match, because one of those two losers must get a win.

i wonder if the match will get restarted if it ends in a tie, then

Lanky_Nibz
Apr 30, 2008

We will never be rid of these stars. But I hope they live forever.
Should just make it a full episode battle, just like Lucha Underground.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Megabyte Ronnie prayer circle has started early my friends.

I will be hosting punch and pie an hour beforehand and we will read poems about this beautiful hunk of a man.

Save him from corporate America. Take a mega bite out of my friend, Megabyte Ronnie!


https://twitter.com/matpdouglas/status/1305653211559268353?s=21

ICR fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Sep 15, 2020

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

So like, he sits on cakes? That's the gimmick?

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Lanky_Nibz
Apr 30, 2008

We will never be rid of these stars. But I hope they live forever.

Gumball Gumption posted:

So like, he sits on cakes? That's the gimmick?

He's a 31 year old corporate wage slave who is a competitive eater & wrestler on the side as he yearns to escape. He's also strangely endearing is more over thanks to his BTE bit than people they've tried to push on Dynamite.

His PWT shop contains a hot dog scarf.

E: I just got your joke. That's what I get for posting when I first wake up!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
coward Tony needs to sign Calvin Tank Man immediately

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007



Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
excited for Megabyte Ronnie to be a mega star

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Today is the day Ronnie squashes Brian. Next up is probably Moxley. Time to eat!

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



ICR posted:

Today is the day Ronnie squashes Brian. Next up is probably Moxley. Time to eat!

He challenges Mox to a hot dog eating contest for the belt and wins, book it, coward Tony.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I don’t usually watch Dark live but I’m tuning in for Megabyte Ronnie and Cutler/Avalon

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Megabyte Ronnie gonna eat Brian Cage like a sweet glazed lemon cake

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Everyone put in your bets for Avalon v. Cutler. I'm saying double DQ when the Bucks kick them both in the face.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I'm seriously going to have to get myself a glazed lemon cake

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Veda!

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Veda!

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

yay veda

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Wow, is Veda like, permanent for Dark?

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Starks on commentary later. Hell yeah!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



VEDA!!!!

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Veda!

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Veda!
AEW Stark

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Happy Veda is back

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Veda :woop:

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