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If mayo is so bad, why does the song say "mayo days be merry and bright"?
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Sep 16, 2020 18:13
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I've been having bad reactions to eggs lately so I have been eating vegan mayo and yeah it's better, idk how though. But yeah imagine moderating your taste in condiments based on your politics??
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Sep 16, 2020 18:17
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The Hulk, but white with a smattering of yellow. That is what I'm turning into right now. The Buttered Popcorn Hulk
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Sep 16, 2020 18:17
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a tiny hit of mayo to add moisture on a sandwich or a chicken salad can occasionally be delightful anything else is loving disgusting
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Sep 16, 2020 18:18
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he who has given up on buttered popcorn has given up on life
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Sep 16, 2020 18:19
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Harold Krell posted:Buttered popcorn was a thing that was socially acceptable in what I believe to be the 40s and 50s, but has really fallen out of favor, especially with the introduction of nasty artificial butter topping. no one here is talking about the oil poo poo at movie theaters. It's very easy to make your own fyi hth etc
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Sep 16, 2020 18:20
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butter popcorn is a moot issue, popcorn sucks. rarely is a food as malicious as popcorn. its pathetic, really. hey popcorn, grow your own loving teeth and gums instead of trying to weasel your way into mine. gently caress you
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Sep 16, 2020 18:23
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Khanstant posted:butter popcorn is a moot issue, popcorn sucks. rarely is a food as malicious as popcorn. its pathetic, really. hey popcorn, grow your own loving teeth and gums instead of trying to weasel your way into mine. gently caress you This post wtf
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Sep 16, 2020 18:26
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I'm not putting greek yogurt on a goddamn BLT and I'm not putting loving OLIVE OIL on popcorn that guy needs a therapist
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Sep 16, 2020 18:26
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Up next: "Hummus: Too exciting. Use oatmeal instead!"
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Sep 16, 2020 18:27
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greek yogurt has a poo poo texture anyway why no, i don't want to eat some caulk, but thanks for asking
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Sep 16, 2020 18:38
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I prefer the tangy zip of Miracle Whip salad dressing over mayonnaise op
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Sep 16, 2020 18:46
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Son of Rodney posted:It's such a gross concept that I still, at 33 years old, believe it's either a weird joke or something from "the south" from the same people that eat sticks of butter straight out. Just a heads up, "the south" is the only part of the contiguous united states or canada with any home-grown good food. You're thinking of the midwest for bland fatty foods.
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Sep 16, 2020 18:57
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Sep 16, 2020 19:03
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Manager Hoyden posted:Just a heads up, "the south" is the only part of the contiguous united states or canada with any home-grown good food. This is the dumbest loving thing.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:04
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this whole thread needs to be thrown into the ocean
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Sep 16, 2020 19:05
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Not yet numberone
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Sep 16, 2020 19:05
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Tzatziki
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Sep 16, 2020 19:05
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I bought some Kewpie mayo. It was ite.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:06
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Mayochup might be old news but what about mayotard?! With seeds!
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Sep 16, 2020 19:08
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Big Beef City posted:This is the dumbest loving thing. It's true not sure what to tell you buddy 
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Sep 16, 2020 19:10
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let me tell you about...SRIRANCHA!!!!! 
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Sep 16, 2020 19:10
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Big Beef City posted:Not yet numberone 1/4 teaspoon pepper  You may as well just leave the pepper shaker sitting on the counter next to the mixing bowl for all the spice that would add.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:11
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People say that you should use mayo instead of butter when making a grilled cheese sandwich. I don't really make those very often so I haven't gotten around to trying it.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:12
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Op's definitely on to something where a lot of goons will talk about "fatty" or unhealthy foods like ita some sort of disgusting abomination that no sane human being would ever eat in an obvious overeager attempt to make us picture them as a hip svelte cosmopolitan instead of as a typical goon whose obnoxious about people enjoying things and people in this thread slandering buttered loving popcorn is a sign this has gone on way too far.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:12
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NFX posted:People say that you should use mayo instead of butter when making a grilled cheese sandwich. I don't really make those very often so I haven't gotten around to trying it. I've tried both mayo and miracle whip to test this out. It's done nothing for me. If anything it's made a grilled cheese sandwich 'feel' even greasier, if possible, and yea I did use it sparingly. The only upside I've found is that it's easier to spread on your bread without having to, idk, microwave the butter for a few seconds instead? So I guess ...yay for that? There wasn't any other bonus that I found.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:20
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Big Beef City posted:I've tried both mayo and miracle whip to test this out. keep the butter out in a butter dish problem solved.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:22
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its not mayo its aioli 
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Sep 16, 2020 19:22
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Mr.Radar posted:1/4 teaspoon pepper Just leave the pepper...out...on the counter? Where someone may see it and be reminded of it's vicious heat? No thank you. Back under a doily with the label reversed in the spice rack like God intended in THIS household. numberoneposter posted:its aioli Eeeyy grabba aiola deez nuts
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Sep 16, 2020 19:24
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I used to make our in-house mayo at one of the restaurants I worked at. It was good as hell, and gave me a deep appreciation for the stuff. We would make 2 types: spicy, and wasabi. The spicy stuff wasn't just mayo mixed with sriracha (which sucks), instead it was house-made chili oil, rice vinegar, eggs, salt and sugar emulsified in a Robotcoup and it had this brilliant almost neon orange color. It was fantastic, warm and spicy without being too aggressive. We would serve it on salmon and it was easily my favorite condiment on the menu. The other was the same mayo base (neutral oil, rice vinegar, eggs, salt, sugar) minus the chili oil and afterwards we added wasabi paste to the mix. It was fine on its own, but complemented certain fish (specifically tuna) particularly well.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:27
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Verisimilidude posted:I used to make our in-house mayo at one of the restaurants I worked at. It was good as hell, and gave me a deep appreciation for the stuff. Fresh mayo is actually good I will give you this. The stuff on shelves is not... I don't know what that is but it's not edible.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:28
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Colonel Cancer posted:Mayochup might be old news but what about mayotard?! With seeds! Dijonnaise is a thing. Good with fish, meatballs or on a cheeseburg.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:29
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https://cdn.kapwing.com/final_5f62595466d95500a179491a_221171.mp4
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Sep 16, 2020 19:29
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I loving LOVE MAYONAISE SO MUCH IT COMES OUT OF MY DICK WHEN I CUM FROM HOW MUCH I loving LOVE MAYONAISE
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Sep 16, 2020 19:29
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These last two pages have been a ride. I've learned that there are people that find buttered popcorn gauche and US Southern food bland. Southern food is cheap meats flavored to the nines 'cause we're poor as gently caress. Motherfucker, have you had blackened alligator?
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Sep 16, 2020 19:30
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titties posted:I prefer the tangy zip of Miracle Whip salad dressing over mayonnaise op Miracle Whip is good as hell, and my girlfriend recently put me onto it. It has a slightly sweeter and more vinegary taste that goes really well with certain dishes, and makes a solid dip for fries. Similarly, I recommend the Boar's Head Sandwich Dressing which you can get at most American grocery stores. On a sandwich it's fantastic, it has the perfect balance of spices, but you can't go too crazy with it otherwise you'll have a very oily sandwich on your hands.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:31
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I don't really like it as a straight condiment. But I obviously eat and enjoy stuff with mayo in it. Well, thanks for taking the time to read about me 
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Sep 16, 2020 19:41
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Zurtilik posted:I don't really like it as a straight condiment. But I obviously eat and enjoy stuff with mayo in it. You leave me with one question would you eat a twinkie filled with mayo instead?
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Sep 16, 2020 19:44
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Pawn 17 posted:I disliked mayo before it was cool. 
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pixaal posted:You leave me with one question would you eat a twinkie filled with mayo instead? what are yours filled with??
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