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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Wellllll Kanye is peeing on his grammys live on twitter if you wanna see that

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


If.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

zoux posted:

Wellllll Kanye is peeing on his grammys live on twitter if you wanna see that

I don’t want to see it but I appreciate knowing that it’s happening

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Grammy's more like fluidouncemy's

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yoshi Wins posted:

I don’t want to see it but I appreciate knowing that it’s happening

Yeah it's gonna be today's “thing”

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/an_avocadoo/status/1292609866238963712

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


OwlFancier posted:

Please invest in my startup which plans to replace the children of wealthy parents with genetically modified sharks. I anticipate high returns on investment and a constant revenue stream.

As long as you're not modifying the sharks to be less smooth, as that would be a crime against nature, I'm gonna sink my teeth into this offer.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
England, you have some explaining to do.

https://twitter.com/TrumpetSexy/status/1306258123724857344?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Good God

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

Good God

"Honey, don't forget we're having company tomorrow night, so be sure to pick up a sack of wet eggs while you're at the store."

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I already did :v:

OwlFancier posted:

Ahahaha I think those might be for the salad bar but they aren't selling enough of them so they're just selling them by the sackload :v:

Use by 11th september so yeah, just trying to get rid of them. Hopefully that image was taken last week!

OwlFancier posted:

I think they are probably selling them under the same SKU that they would for a pack of 5 eggs, they shouldn't be selling sacks of wet eggs and indeed almost certainly do not have a valid sale code for a sack full of wet eggs, they're not a normal stock item, they're like the pallets of baking flour they get for the bakery. So they've slapped the closest sticker on the sack so it will go through the POS machine and you can just buy it.

OwlFancier posted:

This is actually just what bulk food for catering looks like. I used to deliver boxes full of pre-cooked frozen halal certified chicken pieces. They have the texture of rubber and come in a similar blue sack. You have the option of vaguely fillet shaped chunks or small cubes.

The only difference is that you would normally have someone take them out of the sack and put them in a metal dish on the deli counter and sell them to you at a much more expensive price than that. Welcome to the lovely world of industrial food production.

I also suspect they probably don't need to be refrigerated as long as you haven't opened the sack. To go along with the 15 liter buckets of shelf stable mayonnaise.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 19:04 on Sep 16, 2020

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

What the gently caress are "wet eggs"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Mak0rz posted:

What the gently caress are "wet eggs"

Boiled eggs, peeled, and stored in liquid, to stop them drying out.

Not pickled eggs, though.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Holy poo poo I would totally buy a sack of wet eggs for the right price that's amazing.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Need a bucket and a mop for this wet ægg packet

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Yeah I’d buy that for a quid. Probably pour the liquid away though. And that’s definitely a refrigerated section, the idea of non refrigerated boiled eggs is ghastly.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh yeah I see the sandwiches next to it so yes it's probably a fridge shelf. So at least your eggs will not be room temperature.

You do have to consume them all within 45 hours of opening the packet though, apparently.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



OwlFancier posted:

Oh yeah I see the sandwiches next to it so yes it's probably a fridge shelf. So at least your eggs will not be room temperature.

But what if I want a sack of hot wet eggs?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ariong posted:

But what if I want a sack of hot wet eggs?

Just leave it in the sun or on a radiator for a few hours.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

At least now I know where the English expression “beat them like a sack of wet eggs” comes from

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

We lost control of anything happening in this blighted country since like 2009, possibly before. We're going to leave the EU in the middle of a pandemic in a couple of months. What's a bag of wet eggs?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/clairemcnear/status/1305178529915645953

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Regarde Aduck posted:

We lost control of anything happening in this blighted country since like 2009, possibly before. We're going to leave the EU in the middle of a pandemic in a couple of months. What's a bag of wet eggs?

*squints* A pound.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

Flint_Paper posted:

Need a bucket and a mop for this wet ægg packet

Jesus

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Eggs in a bag have been in every grocery store in America for decades.

https://www.target.com/p/eggland-s-best-hard-cooked-eggs-6ct/-/A-14713489

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

mds2 posted:

Eggs in a bag have been in every grocery store in America for decades.

https://www.target.com/p/eggland-s-best-hard-cooked-eggs-6ct/-/A-14713489

I feel like the "can" in "can be part of a nutritional diet" is doing an unacceptable amount of heavy lifting, there.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

OwlFancier posted:

You do have to consume them all within 45 hours of opening the packet though, apparently.

Good idea if you want to be roughly the size of a barge.

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



https://twitter.com/zblay/status/1305866793102311425?s=20

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



mds2 posted:

Eggs in a bag have been in every grocery store in America for decades.

https://www.target.com/p/eggland-s-best-hard-cooked-eggs-6ct/-/A-14713489

No liquid, no point.

(I buy those on sale sometimes because I’m lazy and they’ve always been cooked well enough).

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Regarde Aduck posted:

What's a bag of wet eggs?

A miserable little pile of secrets.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

im impressed that a giant sack of wet eggs for a quid hasn't quickly become the ammunition of choice for kids to huck at cars

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

mds2 posted:

Eggs in a bag have been in every grocery store in America for decades.

https://www.target.com/p/eggland-s-best-hard-cooked-eggs-6ct/-/A-14713489
These are clearly imported from Eggland like the OP bag eggs.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


but is it strong enough to hold my fragile masculinity?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1305885376599519232


You need to see the second image here for the full effect.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jo_hauge/status/1306146370538135553?s=21

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

CommonShore posted:

Holy poo poo I would totally buy a sack of wet eggs for the right price that's amazing.

Can you eat 50 of them?

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Is there anything in discworld that isn't true?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



https://twitter.com/mcjesse/status/1306312849086509056?s=21

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Fellas, is it gay to be a father

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