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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

mysterious loyall X posted:

its worth it for the single greatest console of all time pluterino

i already have a ps2

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a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

gently caress the 70 dollar games over everything else tbh lol. If I wanted to put 10 more dollars in the pockets of the rapists and abusive owners of these companies I'd register a new parachute account.

This. I won稚 be getting it at launch or buying games at release due to this. Hope someone re-enacts that scene from dogma in these company boardrooms soon

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

$70 is too much. The patient gamer will win

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
It's times like these I'm reminded of just how epic the Epic Games Store is for gamers.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

gently caress the 70 dollar games over everything else tbh lol. If I wanted to put 10 more dollars in the pockets of the rapists and abusive owners of these companies I'd register a new parachute account.

I thought paying 2k of our funny money for a switch two years ago was a ripoff but its straight up half of what i'd need to shell for the series s and the digital edition ps5

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

herculon posted:

$70 is too much. The patient gamer will win

A pc and a switch is all the patient gamer needs to continuously win.

sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]

American McGay posted:

It's times like these I'm reminded of just how epic the Epic Games Store is for gamers.

they ought to have called it the epic gamer's store due to this fact.

sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]
i missed that they're making games 70 dollars. happy to fund bobby kotick's underage prostitution budget. he worked hard

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

sleater-cummy posted:

they ought to have called it the epic gamer's store due to this fact.

next free game on the epic gamer store: hatred

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


I got the preorder invite email. Thank You Sony.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
lol

Ruffini
Oct 2, 2018
I have never preordered a console and I never will.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I知 jealous of people who got the sick death stranding PS4 so I知 gonna wait for one of those type ones

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Preordering a PS5 so i can have it while i wait 4 years for FFXVI to come out, this is loving awesome.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

EmmyOk posted:

I知 jealous of people who got the sick death stranding PS4 so I知 gonna wait for one of those type ones
Ellie's Iconic Tattoo PS4 Pro ftw

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit

trying to jack off posted:

next free game on the epic gamer store: hatred

Epic Hatred

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit
About to epically murder all the sheeple normie cucks of the world

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

American McGay posted:

Ellie's Iconic Tattoo PS4 Pro ftw

So many people got that tattooed after the first trailer years before the game came out lol

sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]
has there ever been a reason to get a (non nintendo) console on release day

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Dreamcast and you should have gotten 3 you ungrateful gently caress

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

EmmyOk posted:

I知 jealous of people who got the sick death stranding PS4 so I知 gonna wait for one of those type ones

Aiden Pearce's Iconic Baseball Hat PS5

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

sleater-cummy posted:

has there ever been a reason to get a (non nintendo) console on release day

to sell on ebay

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Cubone posted:

to sell on ebay

dishonorable

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Nostradingus posted:

dishonorable
Think of how many video games you could buy though.

https://twitter.com/lazygamereviews/status/1306398342491131906?s=19

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
The people buying them for $1,500 on eBay are professional streamers who were too lazy to try and beat the rush and then can write it off as a business expense.

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

i hope any imps that wanted to get one were able to

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

EmmyOk posted:

I知 jealous of people who got the sick death stranding PS4 so I知 gonna wait for one of those type ones

i didn't know about this. that's sick

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Famous TV Dad posted:

i hope any imps that wanted to get one were able to

I hope the imps that wanted a launch ps5 get the therapy they need

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Fargield posted:

I hope the imps that wanted a launch ps5 get the therapy they need

Lol

Frenz
Jan 14, 2009

Fargield posted:

I hope the imps that wanted a launch ps5 get the therapy they need

(Spider Man: Miles Morales on launch day.)

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Fargield posted:

I hope the imps that wanted a launch ps5 get the therapy they need

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Fargield posted:

I hope the imps that wanted a launch ps5 get the therapy they need

lol

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fargield posted:

I hope the imps that wanted a launch ps5 get the therapy they need

lol

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

sleater-cummy posted:

has there ever been a reason to get a (non nintendo) console on release day

yes.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Fargield posted:

I hope the imps that wanted a launch ps5 get the therapy they need

i have trhe cure and its the xbox all acess progrom. for a lease for 24.99 per month for 2 years. at such a low rate, they'd be carazy not to lease the xbox box series s. Greatness awaits

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

mysterious loyall X posted:

i have trhe cure and its the xbox all acess progrom. for a lease for 24.99 per month for 2 years. at such a low rate, they'd be carazy not to lease the xbox box series s. Greatness awaits

"You can now Lease an xbox" is the phrase uncle at nintendo's creator programmed into him that makes him go on a lunatic rampage

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Arrhythmia posted:

"You can now Lease an xbox" is the phrase uncle at nintendo's creator programmed into him that makes him go on a lunatic rampage

a rampage to the nearest wallmart to get his name on the contract. best deal in gaming

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Fargield posted:

I hope the imps that wanted a launch ps5 get the therapy they need

Lmao

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

the ps5 has no games

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sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]
lol. that's so messed up but it's true

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