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That's the third (?) Trump thread that I'm in, and the fat motherfucker still didn't stroke out on the toilet. Hell timeline
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Ellaybee posted:I hope the laughing stops this year. My balls scream through space because of it. And The lols will never end, friend. The thread title may someday need to be changed to the past tense, but no matter what happens in November, we will be hearing about Trump's crimes for the rest of our lives and he will always have been president. LOL!
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Sep 18, 2020 08:31
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Whoever wrote that onion article about trunfs mushroomhead dick is a mastermind. absolute masterpiece
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smoobles posted:wtf this is just a screengrab of that scene in Pan's Labyrinth 
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Power Khan posted:That's the third (?) Trump thread that I'm in, and the fat motherfucker still didn't stroke out on the toilet. Hell timeline He's going to live to a 110 on the shittiest diet possible
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Avirosb posted:Why's people talking about Biden Hm I don't know good question, maybe it's because he's the trump opponent in the 2020 presidential race, and directly responsibly for many, many trump lols and constantly interacting with Trump and somebody trump talks about constantly? Also because his campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train, why is he so popular? Just asking questions? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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If you don't want this glorious leader being your president, give him to us Europeans to make him King. We've suffered enough years being at the sidelines. Make the old world great again. Make it beautiful.
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Sep 18, 2020 09:19
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https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1306624731114811394 very creative. charge taxpayers even when not in use
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Sep 18, 2020 10:01
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Son of Rodney posted:Hm I don't know good question, maybe it's because he's the trump opponent in the 2020 presidential race, and directly responsibly for many, many trump lols and constantly interacting with Trump and somebody trump talks about constantly? Also because his campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train, why is he so popular? Ah yes, the popular vote. We shall see. We shall see.
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Sep 18, 2020 10:27
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jose is a bitch and Sarah sanders will NEVER peg him (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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TheAardvark posted:jose is a bitch and Sarah sanders will NEVER peg him Does...does that mean she pegged you?
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The pegging was the friends we made ITT.
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Sep 18, 2020 11:08
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Haha whoops sorry! Haha just a joke
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There are literally millions of teachers in the US. And at least 30% of the US population are out-and-out fascists. There's bound to be an overlap. We are perhaps talking about hundreds-of-thousands of chud teachers.
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NEWS: Dallas band teacher has to stop musical performance rewriting Rage Against the Machine's "Renegades of Funk" to include Kyle Rittenhouse
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We got some Habsburgs that we could send over, if you're really lusting for a monarchy But nm, there's nobody more perfect to be Kaiser of the US than Trump. He'll still make Don Jr. only King of Iowa or something.
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Iakona posted:Just shut the gently caress up you dumb lib. Biden is straight up absolute loving trash. This is the lol at trump thread. Not the I heart biden thread. Just gently caress off. Counterpoint: Trump tear-gassed a crowd for a photo op
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Power Khan posted:We got some Habsburgs that we could send over, if you're really lusting for a monarchy there is a french royal still around https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Alphonse_de_Bourbon and he's unsurprisingly a massive wanker on twitter
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1306624731114811394 If only there were some way we could have known what a massive piece of poo poo criminal this guy was going to turn out to be.
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Jose posted:there is a french royal still around https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Alphonse_de_Bourbon and he's unsurprisingly a massive wanker on twitter That wikipedia article...lmao Either his mom wrote it, or he himself
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Power Khan posted:That wikipedia article...lmao https://twitter.com/louisducdanjou/status/1266578058452054016?s=20
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lol at getting tucker carlson to say socialism is good on fox https://twitter.com/berniebromanny/status/1306788092347650050
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Jose posted:lol at getting tucker carlson to say socialism is good on fox Did I just have a stroke wtf lol
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Sep 18, 2020 12:36
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Jose posted:lol at getting tucker carlson to say socialism is good on fox The.. the fuuuuuuck is happening!
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Loden Taylor posted:I still love this. He also puts his hand out for a second so they can hold hands but then before she gets there decides he better not in case she refuses to take his hand (again).
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She's wearing 4 inch loving heels walking across a grass lawn and still doesn't want to hold the motherfuckers hand.
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I was about to come post this. Trump is supposed to announce today whether he approves of Larry's plan to become TikTok's trusted partner. Did Wilbur tip his hat and indicate Trump will say no, or is this just another case of the right hand not knowing what the left is doing?
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Grondoth posted:I hate everything about Trump, but the thing I hate the most is how much he's made me hate my countrymen....I don't like it. I hate what I've become, too. Preach. I'm endlessly fascinated by the selective blindness of these fuckwits too; like, I had an argument with a guy who voted for Trump in 2016 (claims he's not a republican, just felt that was the correct choice at the time) where I pointed out to him that the vast majority of Americans overwhelmingly support the vast majority of left-leaning policies (some of which are adopted by the center-right Democratic party). He got all defensive and "WELL THAT'S PRESUMPTUOUS!" and I said - no, statistically, Americans are more in favor of policies proposed by Democrats than by Republicans - and in many cases, it's by a huge amount (used universal background checks for gun sales as an example). But that's what really baffles me, like, the Republicans constantly working to "minmax" by voter disenfranchisement and the like, instead of, y'know, trying to get people to vote for them with policies. But I guess there's no constituency for providing tax cuts to billionaires so hurr GUNS AND GOD AND GRITS AND GOD AND GUNS AND NO BORTIONS AND NO GAYS
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Definitely how you act when your internal polling is Very Good the Best Anyone's Ever Seen Believe Me. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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Oh here it is. Couldn't find the thread. The old one linked to a gassed thread lmao. Also when did we move from C-Spam? https://twitter.com/BillOReilly/status/1306757826736521217 This Biden fellow must have had the questions, there's no way he could do better than our guy.
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Did we already talk about Kushner in his high chair because after reading it I got two Catastrophe brains quivering in my noggin at imperceptible frequencies https://twitter.com/maggieserota/status/1306789534600957953?s=20
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They call it Halloween, folks, the holiday that... it's the scariest holiday for some people. But for a lotta people, a lotta friends of mine, and believe me.... believe me, I have a lot of friends. I'm... not as many as I used to, okay? But a lot. They call me every day and they say, you know, but.... but they say "Mr. President, SIR, you're like... the best guy." And I like to think that's true, I don't know, I'm like a humble guy. I'm the most humble guy you're ever going to meet, except for maybe that.... except for maybe Abe Lincoln. And he's dead, so... so what does that tell you? But they make the mask. There's a mask of me. And you see it online and you think "Woah, that's my face." And it's not. And it's your face but it's not, and it's all over the place, thousands of faces in thousands of places. And the best part is when the masks start laughing, but maybe it's the worst part, too. You see the mask of your face and it starts laughing and you don't know whether to laugh or cry. But they say the masks predict the election, you talk to the masks and it tells you who's gonna win. Me? Personally? I prefer... I like the boats. I like the boaters. Do we have any boats in the crowd right now? I see you. I see the boaters. But the masks do a lot, in their way, not a big fan of the masks. Not a great fan, it doesn't do much for the CHINA VIRUS but it does a lot with predicting the election. Nobody knows how they know, but they know, so we.... we're looking very strongly at the masks, countering the SUPPRESSION POLLING they call it, where they send a ballot out to 1000 people and maybe 1000 24ths of them get back to you, and they say "Joe Biden", and it doesn't tell you a drat thing about who's going to win. Do we remember 2016? That wonderful, terrible, beautiful night? I won. I won like nobody won before. And the masks knew it. You never heard a word about the masks but then. But now? Everybody's talking about the masks. And it's great.
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