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LordSloth posted:Our president is a master of metaphors. How does he explain 5000 square miles? By telling you to imagine one square mile, and then multiply it by 5000. Lol
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cantwellmuckenfuss posted:Supreme Court Justice Jeanine Pirro, coming up! "I admit it, I like wine"
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Pick posted:.................??? Extortion
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Mrs. Sexual posted:Extortion Or to put it another way: Quid pro quo
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Holy poo poo, Sleepy Joe actually provided the first genuine LOL of the weekend!?
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Grondoth posted:Who cares about "LAWS" anyway!
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Stryder posted:Holy poo poo, Sleepy Joe actually provided the first genuine LOL of the weekend!? It's actually funny, I agree. That cut and music swell is well done.
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The words of this song always ring in my head https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MlpInCp7anE Most of the lyrics may be broken English but What’s the point if you hate, die and kill for love. I think it’s an important thing to think about considering the reality going on.
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Also this song my god sometimes I just have to take a step back and acknowledge the people who called this a long time ago How low are you willing to go Before you reach all your selfish goals Punch line after punch line Leaving us sore, leaving us sore Absorbed in your ill hustling Feeding a monster, just feeding a monster Invasion after invasion This means war, this means war Someday you'll be up to your knees In the poo poo you see All the gullible that you mislead Won't be up for it Where to, will you relocate Now that it's war, now that it's war https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r9Iz3cxwcwI HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Sep 20, 2020 |
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If you’re ever nauseous and you need to just finally let it go, instead of traditional emetics and methods of inducing vomiting might I suggest that you simply pop in on Fox’s “News” website and let yourself sell them Buicks to your cousin, Irving.
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Guys I went for a drive today and started thinking about global warming's inevitability. Lol its really bothering me
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Methanar posted:Guys I went for a drive today and started thinking about global warming's inevitability.
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This United States Senator either (a) thinks that it is really spelled "pidgin" or (b) is bad enough at spelling "pigeon" that his phone consistently autocorrects it to "pidgin."
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when the pigen in a bucket, can't make bird! totally railroad shenanigans. vote me.
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A Fancy Hat posted:They call it Halloween, folks, the holiday that... it's the scariest holiday for some people. But for a lotta people, a lotta friends of mine, and believe me.... believe me, I have a lot of friends. I'm... not as many as I used to, okay? But a lot. They call me every day and they say, you know, but.... but they say "Mr. President, SIR, you're like... the best guy." And I like to think that's true, I don't know, I'm like a humble guy. I'm the most humble guy you're ever going to meet, except for maybe that.... except for maybe Abe Lincoln. And he's dead, so... so what does that tell you? I just want to say, I cant read this without feeling nausea. Not even half a sentence before I feel like hurling.
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interwhat posted:I just want to say, I cant read this without feeling nausea. Not even half a sentence before I feel like hurling. I can't read these posts from him either and I know I'm in the minority. It's not because they're poorly crafted. It's because I immediately hear the sentences being read in Trump's nails-on-a-chalkboard voice in my head and have to stop.
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withak posted:This United States Senator either (a) thinks that it is really spelled "pidgin" or (b) is bad enough at spelling "pigeon" that his phone consistently autocorrects it to "pidgin." Or it's shocking for the white guy. There's that.
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I'm sure RBG end up with a real Congo Bongo Natty Dread rather than a pretty bwoy fellah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQeA_9PE5N8
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Grondoth posted:god I hate him so much I'm undecided, need maybe 44 days to decide if I'll vote for him or not
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Pick posted:this man is third in the presidential line of succession by the way Do you feel safe in that knowledge?
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Bonus round: Chuck Grassley had a stroke this weekend at the young age of 87 and can no longer vote for the supreme court nominee, Ted Cruz wins nomination late monday with Pence breaking the tie.
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cantwellmuckenfuss posted:Do you feel safe in that knowledge? i don't feel held by him, that's for drat sure
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smoobles posted:I'm undecided, need maybe 44 days to decide if I'll vote for him or not How white and straight are you?
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1307280515310014464 I don't think I've ever seen anyone miss a point that badly. Also everyone got mad at Kennedy for retiring. People thought it was hosed up and weirdly timed.
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Pick posted:i don't feel held by him, that's for drat sure You queer, you don't look quite white? You got polka dots on your britches? It's a gross time to be alive.
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cantwellmuckenfuss posted:How white and straight are you? I like that Biden wants to burn down my suburban home, but I also like that Trump is uncensored, raw and doesn't use spell check, it's a toss up for me
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cantwellmuckenfuss posted:You queer, you don't look quite white? You got polka dots on your britches? It's a gross time to be alive. It's the time to be alive that my mother warned me against. And she was a black woman in the 60's. It's not a good time we're in.
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1307280515310014464 Uh I absolutely do curse Kennedy and whatever backroom corrupt deal he made for his son with trump, mitch, and Deutsche bank
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cantwellmuckenfuss posted:How white and straight are you? *looks at penis* *this requires shifting very large panniculus* *looks at high-school diploma framed on the wall* *its not my name* *Desire to vote trump intensifies*
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