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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I even curse the Dead Kennedys

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1307490669213233152?s=19

I love Titus Andronicus

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I've never seen anyone with more outrageous, misplaced, wayward "LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER" energy than Pirro.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Oscar Wild posted:

This is so suburban white of me but I used to listen to npr but just had to stop because it was so down the middle it was hurting my brain.


I used to love when Gorka would come on and openly talk so much poo poo to their face and they'd be all thanks for taking the time to talk to us we'll see you next week

Or when Navarro comes on and they let him just peddle whatever he wants to sell without much of a challenge

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Oh oh oh I also loved when Bannon used to make it a habit to speak like some cringe-inducing impersonation of Emperor Palpatine with his overly dramatic, over the top language and threats and then people he thought were on his team were all "yeah gtfo lol we hate you now"

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Lmbo the president wants them to make tshirts for his campaign that say 'fill that seat'

Yes he certainly does

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I listened to that album yesterday and I'm pretty sure I interpret that quote differently than fox news lady!

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


A nice break from all this crap :) CHUDs have been getting betrayed by their favorite country stars this week.


https://twitter.com/JasonIsbell/status/1307073515904999426

Tyler Childers (from East Kentucky) has a large following among right-wing country music fans because he's an "authentic mountain boy" has released a surprise album which is 30 minutes of instrumental mountain fiddle tunes followed by this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_I3Rp1CQak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ3_AJ5Ysx0

This is only like two weeks after they lost Chris Stapleton.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1307328175974875136?s=21

Satire is dead.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Shitposting while catching up


:pusheen:

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Pick posted:

.................???

5Bi going out of office bribe for the poor man. Cant blame him for asking!

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
A quote from a very rough, WIP transcript of Trump's rally; feel free to skip the quote block - it's there for context. I AM going to cleanup and verify the line I actually want to share.

TRUMP posted:

What we had last night was just incredible Minnesota going gon na win it 1972 going to win in 1972. It hasn't that's a long time ago. Remember, I think Reagan won every state, except for Minnesota. We got to win Minnesota. What we've done for them. We've opened up their livelihood again maine. How about Maine I opened up.
Five thousand square miles of ocean obama closed it. They said Why he had no idea right off there sure no fishing, no, they called it a monument right right off the shore Maine I mean if I don't win Maine, you know. Maine traditionally is not really very popular Republican, but I won Maine too last time.
Actually, I love you, I love Maine too, but think of what I did. I open the waters up for fishermen and for lobster men and women. Now they go lobster fishing and fishing, but five thousand. I said why did they close it? Nobody was able to tell me, but I opened it up by executive order. I totally opened it up.
I did many other things and I got the tariffs they couldn't do business in European Union. They couldn't do business in China because they were charging tariffs to Maine. So Canada would take our fish in lobster. We sell it to Canada for nothing and they'd, sell it to China and yet because they didn't have to pay tariffs.
So not only did I get the 5000 think of what 5000 square miles, so you take one mile square mile multiply times 5000. That's a big area, even in an ocean right, it's massive and it was the best area. The best I got rid of the tariffs. I told them if you tariff our Maine lobster people and fishermen and women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEC3JOTWh_c&t=4030s

"So not only did I get the 5000 -think of what 5000 square miles, so you take one mile - square mile - multiply times 5000. That's a big area, even in an ocean, right? It's massive and it was the best area. The best. I got rid of the tariffs. I told them if you tariff our Maine lobster people and fishermen and women."

quick edit to fix the starting timestamp on the video

LordSloth fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Sep 20, 2020

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).














LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Bonus content simple lol at trump forgetting the english language, then his own name. For president a-good a-brain has the very best words
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1307475691093491713?s=20
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1307463977501425664?s=20

He really is shooting adderall up his rear end, isn't he?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





There are people who think Donald Prump's misspeaking and misspellings are all some child trafficking pizza eating signal to arrest everyone involved in the swamp.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

LordSloth posted:

Bonus content simple lol at trump forgetting the english language, then his own name. For president a-good a-brain has the very best words
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1307475691093491713?s=20
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1307463977501425664?s=20

He really is shooting adderall up his rear end, isn't he?

Lol he looks like my friend when he would give me a bullshit story. We both knew it was a lie but its an entertaining lie. "I said to my buddy shinzo i said shinzo"

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





speaking of which
https://twitter.com/_MAArgentino/status/1306792392083812368

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Catastrophe posted:

I can't read these posts from him either and I know I'm in the minority. It's not because they're poorly crafted. It's because I immediately hear the sentences being read in Trump's nails-on-a-chalkboard voice in my head and have to stop.

yeppppp

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

So if the polls for some of the at risk seats start to tank, does Mitch "promise" to table discussion until after election in return for "urging" Trump to nominate Garland? And then he'll ratfuck everyone on November 4th?

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

LordSloth posted:

Bonus content simple lol at trump forgetting the english language, then his own name. For president a-good a-brain has the very best words
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1307475691093491713?s=20
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1307463977501425664?s=20

He really is shooting adderall up his rear end, isn't he?

lol PRUMP

also Trmpo wearing glasses - low energy, SAD!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLMr2Ck9KVo

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1307478403902210051

this is why i'm so annoyed by liberal centrists

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
quick fyi: if your corpse is "weeping" it was improperly preserved and will no longer be in good enough shape for any use. it's toast.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyx5j6i98kw

half lol, half crack ping

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

nah she's right, it's a haunting betrayal of his 30-year crush and occasional road head recipient

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

A nice break from all this crap :) CHUDs have been getting betrayed by their favorite country stars this week.


https://twitter.com/JasonIsbell/status/1307073515904999426

Tyler Childers (from East Kentucky) has a large following among right-wing country music fans because he's an "authentic mountain boy" has released a surprise album which is 30 minutes of instrumental mountain fiddle tunes followed by this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_I3Rp1CQak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ3_AJ5Ysx0

This is only like two weeks after they lost Chris Stapleton.

Lol that guy speaks in sentences. you gotta know your audience to get your message through buddy.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/neurotard/status/1307496796105641985

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Just a reminder that the conversation by conservatives has already swiftly been cemented that "anti-fascism is the real fascist enemy of the Real People!" to also include "anti-racists are the Real Racists and must be fought and stopped!"

Stuff is going to get extremely weird extremely soon.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Ultra Carp

bird with big dick posted:

I got a picture of Lindsays taint

TURN. ON. YOUR. MONITOR!!!

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
It's JUSTICE Jeanine, thank you very much. And why is my wine glass half full?! Chop chop!

Infomaniac
Jul 3, 2007
Support Cartographers Without Borders

Loden Taylor posted:

if I looking for bird

him name is pidgin dead bird

A1, top tier imo.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Oscar Wild posted:

Lol he looks like my friend when he would give me a bullshit story. We both knew it was a lie but its an entertaining lie. "I said to my buddy shinzo i said shinzo"

followed by an unbearably cringey and distinctly racist-sounding accent as he attempted to imitate Shinzo Abe whom he then insulted; finally following up by suggesting that being friends with Abe meant he had given Japan favorable treatment

all in half a minute or so

tmm3k
Jul 19, 2006

:lol:

Streets ahead of Hillary's "Pokemon Go to the polls!"

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Mirage posted:

It's JUSTICE Jeanine, thank you very much. And why is my wine glass half full?! Chop chop!

The only thing I think of in 2020 with I think of "justice" is this very appropriately named thing that matches the internal sound of my brain turning to pudding these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qXmxVySMzw

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Trump gonna nominate his daughterwife Ivanka for SCOTUS

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I have a macabre curiosity what the presidential worst possible option is.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Power Khan posted:

I have a macabre curiosity what the presidential worst possible option is.

Jr.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Power Khan posted:

I have a macabre curiosity what the presidential worst possible option is.

Stephen Miller.

tmm3k
Jul 19, 2006

We named the dog Donald.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Since Beer Kavanaugh turned out to be a trojan horse, he's going to pick one of the absolute crazies (by US standards).

Jeanine "Merlot" Pirro or the likes. Some female version of Julius Streicher, one of the FOX blondes.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Does a Supreme Court Judge need any actual legal degree? I'm totally expecting Steven Seagal. He's kinda a cop, right? He did run over a dog with a tank and that has to count.

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