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Kylo Ren has a microdick. That's like , his whole issue, as to why he is such a whiny little gently caress.
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ChubbyChecker posted:even plants are sentient, did you mean sapient op Centaurs aren't noxious pedants, and thus will get laid.
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Sep 21, 2020 17:47
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You can have sex with a centaur
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Not only is it ok but if liberals are elected it will be mandatory
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This thread reminded me of a book series called the Gaia Trilogy, by John Varley which coincidentally happens to have centaurs in it and might be pertinent to this thread. It was... different. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaea_trilogy Thank you, and have a nice day! 
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ikanreed posted:Centaurs aren't noxious pedants, and thus will get laid. yeah with furries and horses
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It's way better than just ok, OP.
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Sep 21, 2020 21:25
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Are satyrs just half-centaurs?
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After all, if you are really into them legs..
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Colonel Cancer posted:Are satyrs just half-centaurs? theyre goatses
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But is it okay to suck on dem hoafs
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Horseshoe fetishists are the worst
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Colonel Cancer posted:Horseshoe fetishists are the worst All that kink shaming 
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:But is it okay to suck on dem hoafs Cooked how well?
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lol
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the left lib is correct
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I want to huff your scentaur
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Upper right obv, to obfuscate the scrungles
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Neurolimal posted:Upper right obv, to obfuscate the scrungles he would be unable to put them on
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ChubbyChecker posted:he would be unable to put them on Rendering them subservient to us two-leggers, yes
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sex is never ok op
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I imagine being a centaur with human friends would be even more aggravating than being the friend who owns a truck. Always just “ aw geeze bud class is in like 5 mins and it’s all the way across the campus....
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where the gently caress is the human penis or vagina in this scenario OP? The horse end?? If they had a human dick in the horse bit it would be microscopic, or it would be ridicuously swollen to the point of being inhuman... a human dick scaled up for horses would be non functional!! If anything its worse than horse dick / pussy!!!!!
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Motherfucker posted:where the gently caress is the human penis or vagina in this scenario OP? The horse end?? I mean, the vagina is a very accommodating organ but girl, you ridin that horse the wrong way. 
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I think the idea is it's okay to stick it in a centaur girl because she's intelligent and possesses hands with thumbs so she can keep her pussy clean so who really cares if its a horse pussy Centaur guys have to have horse dicks though and that's dangerous.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I think the idea is it's okay to stick it in a centaur girl because she's intelligent and possesses hands with thumbs so she can keep her pussy clean so who really cares if its a horse pussy How a centaur gonna reach their horse business with their hands or thumbs unless their arms are crazy chimpanzee long? Horse assholes are evolved specifically to require basically no cleaning, they're so efficient the design for those silicone tops on sauce bottles that unfold with squeeze pressure are based on it.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I think the idea is it's okay to stick it in a centaur girl because she's intelligent and possesses hands with thumbs so she can keep her pussy clean so who really cares if its a horse pussy https://youtu.be/h2dJ-JUzhVs
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Unless centaurs are made of metal they should be able to contort themselves well enough to wash their genitals. If they are made of metal then I dunno.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I think the idea is it's okay to stick it in a centaur girl because she's intelligent and possesses hands with thumbs so she can keep her pussy clean so who really cares if its a horse pussy Idk man those horse hooves, she might have a kicking orgasm. Sure it’s a toned, muscular rear end, but I bet the tail would tickle like a mf. 
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how the hell do you keep a horse cock in your top drawer? this song is bullshit
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It’s an advertising jingle for bad dragon sex toys
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ChubbyChecker posted:he would be unable to put them on Exactly 
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I don’t know anything about horses. Can they clean their bits and assholes like cats and dogs can?
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Hedrigall posted:It’s an advertising jingle for bad dragon sex toys that's still bs though, you wouldn't call a regular dildo dildo a "human cock"
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Only if they don't consent. (centaur sexual social norms are the opposite of us man-legs (that's what centaurs call us "normal" folk)) Source: your mom is a centaur.
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Cubone posted:oh You would if you had a dog dildo, horse dildo, turtle hemipenis dildo, elf dildo, arakokra dildo, balrog dildo,
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