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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

the shoot crotch chop is when vince mcmahon takes your balls

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


They would have been significantly better served by just letting them come out as themselves. No jolly pirate nicknames, just a group of lower card performers looking for what they think of as justice.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

WWE staff is looking at the fans laughing at Retribution, looking at AEW fans loving the Dark Order, and assuming the WWE fans are just going to hate their product no matter what, since to Vince they are the exact same thing.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Nothing has brought me more joy this election than knowing Corn Pop was real and it’s entirely possible that story happened.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
He doesn’t just set the bar… He is T bar!

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Lamuella posted:

They would have been significantly better served by just letting them come out as themselves. No jolly pirate nicknames, just a group of lower card performers looking for what they think of as justice.

On the one hand, yeah. On the other hand I don't want WWE to ever do Job Squad groups again because they inevitably mishandle them in a very cynical way.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Neodoomium posted:

No Lance, Kevin Dunn was on staff before the pandemic

Lol

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This belongs on every page

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

JOHN CENA posted:

the issue kungfu is raising is that with wwe's 5 year deals and probably the near guarantee she'll probably get injured at some point during those 5 years due to how wwe destroys wrestlers bodies with their ridiculous training regimens, she's probably looking at 6-8 years of being with the company.

the idea that time spent injured adds time to your contract is loving insane.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Did the announcers ever explain that T bars name is short for titty bar?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Reality Protester posted:

the idea that time spent injured adds time to your contract is loving insane.

its primarily how rey mysterios original 3 year deal from 2009 turned into a 6 year deal even though he had less than 3 years time off for surgery/recovery

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

T-BAR = MERCILESS

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
We were already calling them Aces & 5'8s, the dumb names kind of seals the deal irrevocably

Titty Bar is a better name than Director of Chaos, unfortunately Slapjack isn't

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
So are Slapjack, T-Bar and Mace meant to be the same people as Shane Thorne, Dominik Dijakovic and Dio Maddin or is this a Husky Harris/Bray Wyatt kinda deal where they're completely new characters?

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Rarity posted:

So are Slapjack, T-Bar and Mace meant to be the same people as Shane Thorne, Dominik Dijakovic and Dio Maddin or is this a Husky Harris/Bray Wyatt kinda deal where they're completely new characters?

I hope all three of these losers are on NXT Wednesday with zero reference to their moonlighting gig as paid anarchists

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Neodoomium posted:

I hope all three of these losers are on NXT Wednesday with zero reference to their moonlighting gig as paid anarchists

If you're waiting to see Dio on nxt then I wouldn't hold your breath

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Woke uo to 250-something new wwe posts and it turned out to be even better than I’d hoped :allears:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


*AEW thread gets 200 new posts* wow, something amazing must have happened.

*WWE thread gets 200 new posts* wow, something really stupid must have happened.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
This Rey and Seth blood feud started like 5 months ago cause Rey congratulated Seth on being a father. Becky might give birth before this feud ends.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Broke Retribution is Aces and Eights
Woke Retribution is Misfits in Action
Galaxy Retribution is USWA Nation of Domination

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Aces and Ain'ts.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Pylons posted:

Aces and Ain'ts.

lol drat

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Pylons posted:

Aces and Ain'ts.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Rarity posted:

So are Slapjack, T-Bar and Mace meant to be the same people as Shane Thorne, Dominik Dijakovic and Dio Maddin or is this a Husky Harris/Bray Wyatt kinda deal where they're completely new characters?

You've already thought about this more than Bruce and Vince

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Slapjack, T-Bar and Mace are names for ai riders in road rash.


Also they need a good modern road rash game.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Rarity posted:

So are Slapjack, T-Bar and Mace meant to be the same people as Shane Thorne, Dominik Dijakovic and Dio Maddin or is this a Husky Harris/Bray Wyatt kinda deal where they're completely new characters?

in the same way ivar and erik are the same people as hanson and ray rowe

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

slapjack lmao

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Pylons posted:

Aces and Ain'ts.

a fine choice but they were already doomed when someone coined "Aces and 5'8"s"

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1308294904573956096?s=20

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
Still laughing at slapjack and I woke up 2 hours ago

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
are you a slapjack, a t-bar, or a mace? take this online quiz and find out

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Next week's Monday Night Football game is the Chiefs (defending champs) vs. the Ravens, two top-tier teams with dynamic quarterbacks and rabid fanbases.

Based on how crappy last night's show was, I'm going to predict that RAW's going have a record-breakingly bad night next week. That gentle slope of downward ratings is about to plunge off a cliff.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
IT'S.... THE SLAPJACK

AND... THE T-BAR

AND.... THE MACE

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
We just need Slapjack

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


CobiWann posted:

Next week's Monday Night Football game is the Chiefs (defending champs) vs. the Ravens, two top-tier teams with dynamic quarterbacks and rabid fanbases.

Based on how crappy last night's show was, I'm going to predict that RAW's going have a record-breakingly bad night next week. That gentle slope of downward ratings is about to plunge off a cliff.
:yeshaha:

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Slapjack better feud with T-bone over the letter T to really drive home that authentic 2000's Nitro feel

Slaptjack?

MJeff posted:

It unironically would've been better if they were Blade, Laser, Blazer and Michelle.

Aren't those Bret Hart's kids?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I'm a slapjackin', T-Barrin', Mace-ing son of a gun!

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Flapjack, Teacake , and Mince

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


T! My bar!

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Slapjack, T-Bar, and Mace were 100% all members of the gang in Deathwish 3

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