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Stoatbringer posted:And the Stormfront base, don't forget. True, but when I hear "speciality milk", I think breastfeeding Homelander.
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It's specialty milk for my family.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:19 |
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@RealDonaldTrump: "A lot of people" are now saying that the debate should be Cancelled due to Sleepy Joe's "powerful drug-induced state". I'd love to "Debate", but you must listen to The People! @RealDonaldTrump: My administration has always focused on SPEED SPEED SPEED and getting Americans What They Need. Today I am proud to announce the "Arby's Act" - each American is now getting a $5 coupon to Arby's (With purchase of $100 of food) as "China Flu relief". Thank you to Edward "R" Bee, CEO of Arby's!
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:27 |
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Big Beef City posted:How much you wanna bet that the healthcare plan laid out "in two weeks" that's being fished is literally optional vision and dental.
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A Fancy Hat posted:@RealDonaldTrump: "A lot of people" are now saying that the debate should be Cancelled due to Sleepy Joe's "powerful drug-induced state". I'd love to "Debate", but you must listen to The People! I've never seen an Arby's they aren't near me, but Jon Stewart told me they were evil and terrible
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:29 |
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Big Beef City posted:How much you wanna bet that the healthcare plan laid out "in two weeks" that's being fished is literally optional vision and dental. Its gonna be the plan that they try to hawk to my company. Well pay you cash for injury. Loose a finger? 1500k dollar check.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:37 |
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Strong Sauce posted:"'i won't let you entrap me with my own words', i say, as i let this journalist entrap me with my own words" "look you believe THIS, right?" "yes!" "but what about THIS?" "i'm not falling for your liberal traps!!"
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:42 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:People have become (figuratively and literally) mask-off fascists due to this man lol First off, I wanna say that our big special boi is looking especially big in those clips. Very fat, and very bloated. Also, his energy? It's very low. No energy at all. Sad! Now, I think what Trump is trying to say is that he wants some raw milk. I, for one, think this is a great idea. It will do wonders for his strength and stamina. It will definitely flush all the toxins out of him. He may, however, need to use more than 15 flushes to get them down the toilet.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:44 |
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https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1308452292547489795?s=19 Close the bars you idiots. Honestly, expecting personal responsibility from early 20 somethings is flat out idiotic.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:55 |
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"coronovirus not a problem until we can find a way to blame YOUNG PEOPLE!!"
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:56 |
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I can't believe we forced college students to go back to school and now college-age people are showing a spike in covid cases. What a weird coincidence.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:03 |
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people are refusing to starve in the street and instead make the choice to go to work continuing the spread of a deadly virus? i guess that's what being pro-choice gets you.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:10 |
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Oscar Wild posted:Close the bars you idiots. Honestly, expecting personal responsibility from early 20 somethings is flat out idiotic. really expecting personal responsibility from anyone to solve a pandemic is idiotic
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:23 |
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"The number of deaths will soon drop to zero (measured in terms of burials) as the new Green Health Plan swings into operation. We will be distributing a nutritious meal supplement guaranteed to cure the China Flu. All thanks to a big beautiful deal with the Soylent Corporation, which will begin operation in all major hospitals."
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:26 |
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You're laughing, but if you've ever actually seen that movie it seems more and more credible all the time
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:29 |
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Pick posted:You're laughing, but if you've ever actually seen that movie it seems more and more credible all the time Hey, I'm already panic-buying strawberry jam.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:31 |
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lol 200,000 people are dead because the president is a fascist moron idiots elected because they're too loving stupid to make sane adult decisions.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:35 |
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old beast lunatic posted:lol 200,000 people are dead because the president is a fascist moron idiots elected because they're too loving stupid to make sane adult decisions. Hey now, woah some percent of them would have still died if he had reacted properly. There's probably 50,000 deaths on his hands, 180,000 at most. (it's the 180)
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:37 |
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I think you'll see that some day, like magic, the cases are going to drop to zero
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:39 |
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my damp president is a fat moron
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:45 |
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Big Beef City posted:"Many people are saying that Bigfeet, or Foot, as Tom calls him, isn't real. But he's very real, in terms of existing, folks Nobodies talking about it, but it's true. It's true...y'know my friend Tom came to me the other day and he looked like...he looked like he'd seen a ghost. A scary ghost like the ones that live in the Big House behind me where I sleep at night now with Bigfoot. And I said 'Tom, what happened?' and he said 'sir, sir you won't believe it but the fake news is saying there's no bigeet. They're gone, sir.' And I couldn't believe it but they did. So I called Tom. And I said, 'Tom we can't have this!' and we didn't and now we've got one down there in the basement. He's terrible. I love him." He came up to me with tears in his eyes and said “Remember https://twitter.com/lesliecockburn/status/1023701334434959362?s=21 Edit: I failed to embed the image LordSloth fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Sep 22, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/amandawgolden/status/1308502323816206338?s=20
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:53 |
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Grimdude posted:They're doing an awful lot of work coming up with excuses/rationalizations for when Biden outperforms Trump during the debate. A wasted effort really since somehow people thought Trump did well in his debates versus Hillary so clearly it doesn't matter how well he does. It would be hillarious if Trump insists on totally JUICING up on DEBATE POWER DRUGS. And they let him do it and walk out on stage on live tv like a total madman
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:56 |
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Power Khan posted:It would be hillarious if Trump insists on totally JUICING up on DEBATE POWER DRUGS. And they let him do it and walk out on stage on live tv like a total madman Isn't codeine his drug of choice? He's going to be swaying all around that stage.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:57 |
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https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1308449791215628290 its really dumb that the old people in the democratic party can't even see this. too chummy with the current GOP.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:58 |
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For a second I thought he was saying that putting another woman on the SCOTUS was a heartbreaking moment. And it very might be.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:59 |
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Trump can say things on live TV that becomes instant unhistory, that chuds will scream is fake news if it’s ever brought up. He’ll just do what he’ll do with the real election, declare victory anyway.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:00 |
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"I know in my heart that we have saved hundreds of thousands of American lives," he later adds. gently caress u pence
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:01 |
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If Trump loses I look forward to somebody comparing the number of deaths in regions he should of won/republicans usually win with the number of votes he lost by. Will lol myself to death if he loses because his supporters in key areas are dead.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:03 |
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1308449791215628290 They are either cut from the same cloth or have never read Machiavelli. The GOP platform has been power justifies means for all my life.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:21 |
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Oscar Wild posted:They are either cut from the same cloth or have never read Machiavelli. The GOP platform has been power justifies means for all my life. The Simpsons were making jokes about it back when the Simpsons was actually good Hell, remember when Bart became a hall monitor after the police ride not because he loved the rules but because of the feeling of power it gave him
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:24 |
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He saved them by sending them to Heaven
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:29 |
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Virginia Slams posted:Can someone post the DOOM gif of this where he flips from side to side
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:49 |
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Trump said it would be from 15 cases to zero and now they're saying at least 2 million people didn't die. THAT WAS IF WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU SHITS.
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Groovelord Neato posted:Trump said it would be from 15 cases to zero and now they're saying at least 2 million people didn't die. THAT WAS IF WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU SHITS. Not doing anything is doing something. The only winning move is not to play. Checkmate, LIEbrul!
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:55 |
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WhyteRyce posted:The Simpsons were making jokes about it back when the Simpsons was actually good No because I don't like to compare catastrophic real world events to Simpsons and video game memes and use big boy words instead.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:56 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:Trump said it would be from 15 cases to zero and now they're saying at least 2 million people didn't die. THAT WAS IF WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU SHITS. It’s likely to be 400k by the end of the year, and not slowing down because they’re still not doing anything. Maybe two million by this time next year when a vaccine becomes available. Of course, they could well be blaming all that on Biden by then.
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Big Beef City posted:No because I don't like to compare catastrophic real world events to Simpsons and video game memes and use big boy words instead. Don’t have a cow, man!
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Big Beef City posted:No because I don't like to compare catastrophic real world events to Simpsons and video game memes and use big boy words instead.
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Virginia Slams posted:Can someone post the DOOM gif of this where he flips from side to side
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