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open offer to any swordy goonettes: hold the tip of your blade under my throat while i refuse to beg for mercy, $69/hour, full bennies.
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to apply please email me a close cropped photo of your best smouldering, revenge fueled glare, as though i killed your father or fiancee in my Murder Mines.
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EorayMel posted:Under the pseudonym ‘Guy Brush’ Wright demanded larger sums of money, telling Tesco that he would also contaminate jars with salmonella, white powder and knives. THREEPWOOD!!! 
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Aug 28, 2020 21:02
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I showed you my dirk, please mock execute me.
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EorayMel posted:Under the pseudonym ‘Guy Brush’ Wright demanded larger sums of money, telling Tesco that he would also contaminate jars with salmonella, white powder and knives. Ah, so that explains the cut price, you're just buying the jar, the knives are actually contaminants.
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Wow, BUDK is finally stepping up their game.
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Sep 13, 2020 14:46
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Bonus to keep the true spirit of BUDK
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Sep 13, 2020 14:52
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The weighting on that must feel so weird.
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EorayMel posted:Wow, BUDK is finally stepping up their game. LOL!!!
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$75 tungsten tipped self defense umbrella. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32672522904.html  Another one that has a big stainless steel collapsible baton hidden in the handle. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001295538290.html  "Stainless Steel Beads Self Defense Martial Arts Hand Bracelet Chain Fitness Whip", the promotional video is a guy in a tanktop shattering a brick with it. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001300321362.html 
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C.M. Kruger posted:"Stainless Steel Beads Self Defense Martial Arts Hand Bracelet Chain Fitness Whip", the promotional video is a guy in a tanktop shattering a brick with it. and after the both of you have had enough weird sex swing action the stainless steel beads can be used for anal stimulation too.
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Sep 21, 2020 08:14
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EorayMel posted:Bonus to keep the true spirit of BUDK I've been looking for a new butt plug.
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Danger - Octopus! posted:I've been looking for a new butt plug. Better than looking for the old one.
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The Punisher skull with the hair 
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:The Punisher skull with the hair Yeah weird that Marvel would sign off on that.
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The welfare flag is funny because nearly everyone buying budk stuff is probably on welfare. Also Trump BUDK knife is a perfect synergy. Both are loud, obnoxious, in poor taste, not very sharp, and brought to you by a foreign country.
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Sleeveless posted:Yeah weird that Marvel would sign off on that. 99.9% of all the Punisher skull stuff that's out there has nothing to do with Marvel.
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Beardless posted:99.9% of all the Punisher skull stuff that's out there has nothing to do with Marvel.  It would be cool if they were as litigious about bootleg Punisher skulls as they were about children's gravestones with Spider-Man on them but alas.
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Sep 23, 2020 17:56
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BUDK finally updated their hitler youth knives
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gently caress BUDK. They bring me laughter, but gently caress them.
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LifeSunDeath posted:BUDK finally updated their hitler youth knives  Pennywise the Frown posted:gently caress BUDK. Unscrupulous huxters love to slap Trump onto anything and everything because his fanbase will throw away money hand over fist if they think it will trigger the libs. There are even brick and mortar fly-by-night Trump stores. 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:gently caress BUDK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGprRnRDc9M
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Someone needs to go in here and have a meltdown about everything being made in china, get a mob all whipped up about it, keep calling the owner fake news and poo poo. That would be very funny.
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LifeSunDeath posted:BUDK finally updated their hitler youth knives  They still sell the original one, but the sneaky devils updated the item description so now it's the first search result for "youth" instead of the first result for "hitler".
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GBS BUDK thread, please help me think of what to engrave my German Four-Piece Stainless Steel Eating Utensil Set in 15 characters or less:
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Alternatively: =========== Glenn Ruscher Apr 03, 2017 (5 out of 5) Interesting  Just add a decent knife and you are good to go.
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EorayMel posted:GBS BUDK thread, please help me think of what to engrave my German Four-Piece Stainless Steel Eating Utensil Set in 15 characters or less: drat, I'd think they'd give you at least 14 words. Edit: If it were a little cheaper I'd buy 4 to put in bugout bags for my family. We recently had to evacuate our home due to hazardous smoke from wildfires and when you are living in a motel room sometimes the plastic fork gets left out of the takeout bag and you wind up having to improvise. therobit fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Sep 25, 2020 |
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EorayMel posted:GBS BUDK thread, please help me think of what to engrave my German Four-Piece Stainless Steel Eating Utensil Set in 15 characters or less: Wasserlösliche
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EorayMel posted:GBS BUDK thread, please help me think of what to engrave my German Four-Piece Stainless Steel Eating Utensil Set in 15 characters or less: BIDEN2020ANTIFA
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MAGA, but it means Make America Gourmet Again.
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Sleeveless posted:
Even the table leans awkwardly. How presidential!
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That table's slanted in the wrong direction.
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therobit posted:drat, I'd think they'd give you at least 14 words. BRUTALITY therobit posted:Edit: If it were a little cheaper I'd buy 4 to put in bugout bags for my family. We recently had to evacuate our home due to hazardous smoke from wildfires and when you are living in a motel room sometimes the plastic fork gets left out of the takeout bag and you wind up having to improvise. I found a nice plastic spoon/fork set at a Natural Grocer that I keep in my EDC kit. I hate disposable utensils, so this makes my life better.
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You never realize the true importance of cutlery until the one time the restaurant forgets to include it, leaving you scooping up green curry with an old phone card at 10 pm in your AirBnB.
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Cobalt-60 posted:You never realize the true importance of cutlery until the one time the restaurant forgets to include it, leaving you scooping up green curry with an old phone card at 10 pm in your AirBnB. This is oddly specific and also oddly familiar.
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EorayMel posted:GBS BUDK thread, please help me think of what to engrave my German Four-Piece Stainless Steel Eating Utensil Set in 15 characters or less: Lol it’s used too. “Former Nazi Owned”
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You can get THIS TOOL FEEDS on there but you'll have to add the FASCISTS yourself.
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Wrong thread.
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EorayMel posted:GBS BUDK thread, please help me think of what to engrave my German Four-Piece Stainless Steel Eating Utensil Set in 15 characters or less: "PEE PEE POO POO"
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