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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > AEW Dynamite 09/23: I Believe In Orange Cassidy
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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
yes give me the dog collar match cody is going to get ever loving daylight beat out of him

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Tattoo insult - Brodie confirmed face.

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

 face promo imo

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Keltar posted:

Dog collar match? Might be good, though they usually aren't.

I believe in AEW!

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
good promo. wish it wasnt cody though.

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n3ZiFHluMs

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
They gonna do some weird as poo poo dog collar match? Is this some kind of southern wrestling thing?

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Mons Hubris posted:

I was looking at his ugly hair and laughing knowingly at why he is bald now

Thank you so much

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Codytown

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
it's genuinely been, what, 25 years since the last nationally broadcast dog collar match?

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Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

 Brodie is so loving good

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Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Keltar posted:

Dog collar match? Might be good, though they usually aren't.

It will be good because Cody will bleed a lot

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jerusalem posted:

Remember that Vince didn't want this guy cutting promos.

Technically he wants no one to cut promos, just read the loving script!

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

BDawg posted:

I was thinking one of the guys from Green Day.

I'd say My Chemical Romance

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Jerusalem posted:

Remember that Vince didn't want this guy cutting promos.

That's what happens when you only sleep for five hours every night, your brain goes sideways.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008
Remember when I said Eddie was the best promo ever? I might have been wrong.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



 OK, that escalated.

Dog Collar match

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Jordan7hm posted:

They gonna do some weird as poo poo dog collar match? Is this some kind of southern wrestling thing?


yeah, it's a cody match.

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Cody was jonesing to get back on his bullshit so bad that he came back and instantly booked a strap match

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

 "thirst trap" LOL jesus

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 JR has plenty of foibles, but man when he nails stuff he still really nails it. His shocked, awed reaction to Mr. Brodie's promo was the best.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

 Hey a dog collar will cover the tattoo.

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

 Cody has done a whipping angle and a dog collar angle. Tempting us to break our rules.

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 good promo, butlets never reference daddy brody ever again

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Dango Bango posted:

Goodness this promo is fierce :stare:

you gotta get that ball of phlegm at the back of the throat just right

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008

Jordan7hm posted:

They gonna do some weird as poo poo dog collar match? Is this some kind of southern wrestling thing?

Yup. Cody is going to get whipped with a fuckin chain.

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



 brodie loving rules

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Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Reality Protester posted:

good promo. wish it wasnt cody though.

Why? Cody is good

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Ringo Roadagain posted:

It will be good because Cody will bleed a lot

That's just a regular Cody match feature.

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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

 I missed it; will it be a title match or just a “gently caress YOU AND YOUR TATTOO” match

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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

Keltar posted:

Dog collar match? Might be good, though they usually aren't.

I have faith as always in aew as they seem to make anything work.

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boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Jordan7hm posted:

They gonna do some weird as poo poo dog collar match? Is this some kind of southern wrestling thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QkjA2ilOWU

wcw as hell baby

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Mattnesia

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Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


 Dog collar should be a good ripcord for a discus lariat

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Meadowhill
Jan 5, 2015
 Brodie Lee best, Brodie Lee number one

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Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


 Dog Collar match is a Dusty-rear end stipulation.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 "Happy Birthday" :3:

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

DLC Inc posted:

"thirst trap" LOL jesus

https://twitter.com/TheBrandiRhodes/status/1308936411756851200

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smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Dog collar match for the Dynamite anniversary?

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bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
What is this thirst trap thing about?

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