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Wombat wombat, So deadly in combat, So brave and so handsome, So fierce and so free. Your enemies fear you, They dare not come near you, No matter how evil, or cunning they be.  Post your favourite marsupial, and write a poem about them.
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Sep 26, 2020 08:27
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Sep 26, 2020 08:36
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Little fella looks like he just hit the blunt. 
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Sep 26, 2020 08:40
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Sep 26, 2020 08:51
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highly jealous of cubic wombat poo right now
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Sep 26, 2020 09:45
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He looks like he's dying and it hurts
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Sep 26, 2020 10:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:He looks like he's dying and it hurts Well he's in Australia, so...
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Sep 26, 2020 10:12
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Mortal wombaaaaaaat
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Sep 26, 2020 11:10
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Cubic poo is best poo. You could stack that poo poo.
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Sep 26, 2020 11:13
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Your poison wombat is crowding heaven
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Sep 26, 2020 11:14
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They are very aggressive.
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Sep 26, 2020 11:18
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When a dingo chases a wombat into a burrow and sticks his head in after, the wombat will back up and use its giant butt to squash the dingo head against the top of the burrow and break its skull.  https://i.imgur.com/Yru0e5b.mp4 MikeJF fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Sep 26, 2020 |
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Sep 26, 2020 11:19
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A variant of the wombat the size of a small car existed less than 50,000 years ago and was likely wiped out by mankind. Had it still existed, I can only assume we would have covered it with armour and rode it into battle during WW1.
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Sep 26, 2020 11:26
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thanks for the wombat, op. big fan
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Sep 26, 2020 11:28
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Mentally the wombat looks like he speaks in a Scottish accent this is what I thought he might say https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/Ggu3
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Sep 26, 2020 11:40
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at a wildlife park i met a baby wombat named tonka. his handlers said he was very affectionate and playful, like a puppy, but they had to wear a makeshift suit of basically leather armour every time they went into his enclosure, because the way baby wombats play is full-body tackling and even though he was tiny it was like being rammed by a joyful cinderblock. when i met him he was fast asleep on his back with his little legs in the air
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Sep 26, 2020 12:11
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also, a wombat's rear end? rock hard. they have like this plate on their rear end, i don't think it's bone, just muscle, but it's so incredibly hard and strong it feels like bone. they're famous for crushing foxes and dingoes to death against the roof of their burrows if they try to chase them down there, and the rear end plate is what they use to do it with. (i've touched a wombat's rear end.)
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Sep 26, 2020 12:18
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wombats own
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Sep 26, 2020 12:20
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I've read that wombats have incredibly soft asses and never do anything with them but can't remember where I may have heard anything about a wombats rear end killing dingos or some such hmm
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Sep 26, 2020 12:34
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Big Beef City posted:I've read that wombats have incredibly soft asses and never do anything with them but can't remember where I may have heard anything about a wombats rear end killing dingos or some such hmm You read badly. A wombat's arse is both it's weapon and protector. Although, whilst they can use their arse to crush a dingo's skull, they more often just use it to block off the entrance to their burrows by wedging it so predators can't get in. A wombat only harms when it has to.  This particular wombat is named Fatso, and the statue of him is to officially honour all the volunteers at the Sydney Olympics.
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Sep 26, 2020 12:58
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wombats are powerful, but honourable
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Sep 26, 2020 13:27
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MikeJF posted:A variant of the wombat the size of a small car existed less than 50,000 years ago and was likely wiped out by mankind. A combat wombat, if you will
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Sep 26, 2020 13:34
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The Platypus swims Sinusoidal perfection Echolocating
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Sep 26, 2020 15:29
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Dat wombat rear end
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Sep 26, 2020 15:30
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chaosbreather posted:The Platypus swims New Radiohead single lookin good
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Sep 26, 2020 15:33
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1redflag posted:Dat wombat rear end What about it?
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Sep 26, 2020 15:34
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Wombat combat rear end
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Sep 26, 2020 15:35
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“Chimera!” cry Brits “Duck-beaver-otter-bird-thing!” Pale imitators.
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Sep 26, 2020 16:17
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Platypus venom: A drop for a season of pain All nerves on fire
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Sep 26, 2020 16:33
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I have been summoned, I love wombats.
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Sep 26, 2020 17:30
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fauna posted:(i've touched a wombat's rear end.) Then you are blessed, amen
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Sep 26, 2020 18:06
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I saw a dude on the internet knock on a wombat's rear end and it sounded like wood. Also we have a million groundhogs(woodchucks?) in Toledo Ohio and a friend from New Zealand called one a wombat so now I exclusively refer to them as wombats (even though they are inferior)
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Sep 26, 2020 18:31
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I asked the Aussie thread to mail.me a Wombat but made little headway or progress.
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Sep 26, 2020 19:53
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BrigadierSensible posted:You read badly. Could it be you’re craving my Mcnuggies?
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Sep 26, 2020 20:08
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W20yLlaehGM Wombat (man) Wombat (man) Does the things that wombats do rear end of steel Dingos’ screwed Squares of poo It is true Hey there Here comes the wombat (man)
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Sep 26, 2020 20:13
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"'Now, sir,' cried the Captain, striding into the great cabin, a tall, imposing figure. 'Now, sir,' - addressing the wombat, one of the numerous body of marsupials brought into the ship by her surgeon, a natural philosopher - 'give it up directly, d'ye hear me, there?' The wombat stared him straight in the eye, drew a length of gold lace from its mouth, and then deliberately sucked it in again. 'Pass the word for Dr Maturin,' said the Captain, looking angrily at the wombat: and a moment later, 'Come now, Stephen, this is coming it pretty high: your brute is eating my hat.' 'So he is, too,' said Dr Maturin. 'But do not be so perturbed, Jack; it will do him no harm, at all. His digestive processes -, " from The Fortune of War, by Patrick O'Brian
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Sep 26, 2020 20:16
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:"'Now, sir,' cried the Captain, striding into the great cabin, a tall, imposing figure. 'Now, sir,' - addressing the wombat, one of the numerous body of marsupials brought into the ship by her surgeon, a natural philosopher - 'give it up directly, d'ye hear me, there?'
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Sep 26, 2020 20:39
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what's this I've heard about dingos crushing the asses of wombats and then eating their asses once they get into the burrows?
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Sep 26, 2020 20:46
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Big Beef City posted:what's this I've heard about dingos crushing the asses of wombats and then eating their asses once they get into the burrows? Other way around.
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Sep 26, 2020 21:16
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Yeah, it goes in reverse in the southern hemisphere. Instead of eating rear end the rear end eats you.
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