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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If a vagina wants to use the glory hole, I’m guessing they gotta do the splits on the wall and pray a Gene Simmons equivalent tongue is on the other side.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Cartoon Man posted:

If a vagina wants to use the glory hole, I’m guessing they gotta do the splits on the wall and pray a Gene Simmons equivalent tongue is on the other side.

It would probably much easier to just bend over and back up to the hole. Hole to hole, so to speak.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

The Fattest PI posted:

I was at a department store with a friend and suddenly had to poo poo. Found the bathroom which was tucked way off in the corner of the empty store. Department stores are stupid and I'm glad they're all gone.

buddy what the gently caress are you talking about. walmart is a department store. target is a department store. they just don't have a "glory holes" department, you gotta ask the manager to bring you out back for that

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/S7JoBvP.gifv

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Old Glory (hole)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Fattest PI posted:

Someone beat you to it brothers



Look at this ambitious fellow, two at once!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/3hqhmJM.gifv

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!


Glory [Hole], 1989. Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Glory holes
Don’t pass ‘em by
Glory holes
Blow your load in a young guy’s eye
Glory holes
Glory hooooooooolllles

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Just go to the arcades at the porn stores op, you’re a lot less likely to be arrested hth

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

Do it ironically posted:

Just go to the arcades at the porn stores op, you’re a lot less likely to be arrested hth

Do they have Tekken?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

what the poo poo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*shoves a hotdog piled high with condiments thru the hole*

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Colonel Cancer posted:

*shoves a hotdog piled high with condiments thru the hole*

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

LabyaMynora posted:

Why you hanging out at sex weirdos’ houses? What are you, some kind of sex weirdo?

In true goon fashion, let me casually respond with a list of the disgusting things that get me off

1. Cheap rent
2. Tom Bombadil
3. That weird sex cult that quit their dayjobs to make 3d printed custom d&d minis
4.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Apparently the Boise Airport is a Glory Hole haven for ol ranchers and cowboys

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

It is impolite to fart on the neighbouring dick

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Derpies posted:

Apparently the Boise Airport is a Glory Hole haven for ol ranchers and cowboys

Bullshit. If that were true, why did Larry Craig get caught in Minnesota?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Chrs posted:

It is impolite to fart on the neighbouring dick

Its impolite NOT to

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://www.recreation.gov/camping/glory-hole-recreation-area/r/campgroundDetails.do?contractCode=NRSO&parkId=74080

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Sep 27, 2020

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Gooncamp when

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

LabyaMynora posted:

Bullshit. If that were true, why did Larry Craig get caught in Minnesota?

He thought the dude in the cop uniform was part of the roleplay. It was just like that one episode of Three's company where Don Knotts accidentally propositions a cop.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

What is going on here

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



There’s some kind of baloney monster being kept in a mud enclosure.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Shinjobi posted:

what the poo poo

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Ralph Hurley posted:

There’s some kind of baloney monster being kept in a mud enclosure.

don't doxx me

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I've been there :nws:

https://i.imgur.com/WzG9J8U.mp4

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
uh

Is that Kirk?

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
Is there an option on Google maps to find such an establishment?

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
well I mean there is grindr

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
has anybody said glory glory holeluia yet

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming through the hole

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Is there an option on Google maps to find such an establishment?


You may be in luck, depending on where you live. Personally I was surprised to find how unexpectedly rich in "the holes" (as we call them for short) here in the intermountain west.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://imgur.com/gallery/XJiji

The wrong way to use the glory hole.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
there's no wrong way to use a glory hole

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
By Ragnars Thermal Paste!
What Glorious Holes!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
When the Bard insists on seducing the dragon and rolls a 20, and then a 1

https://i.imgur.com/65YLJkD.mp4

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

there's no wrong way to use a glory hole

That sounds like a challenge.

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Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Too many things could go wrong in a glory hole situation. What if two gentlemen have the same thought at the same moment and attempt insertion simultaneously and the bishops kiss? Oh, the merriment!

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