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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Welcome to the 2020/2021 La Liga (the The Liga) thread.

For those who have yet to be seduced by truth and beauty, La Liga is the world’s preeminent exporter of geometric shapes and tax evaders. And while it pales in comparison to the EPL in its ability to both celebrate basic-bitch players and whitewash the wealth of some of the world’s most brutal tyrants, it still generates some of the pettiest and dumbest story lines in all the land. There are also excellent goals and passes— probably because running hard and kicking it into the stands isn’t treated like you were at the Somme.

There are many good teams in La Liga. If your heart is true you can support Barca, even though their board is criminally incompetent. Previous scandals include hiring a PR firm to slander their own players, buying and transporting black market organs, human trafficking, and indirectly forcing their players to pay support staff during Covid. Alternatively, if you laugh at the disabled and think there “are very fine people on both sides” you can support Real Madrid. They won the league last year but like all the Liverpool posters told me, “last year didn’t really count.”Atletico is also good, but this will be my 5th year of saying they really improved and them still finishing 3rd. Bilbao is a cool team, but mostly because I went to a game there and they only sold ham sandwiches. Betis is good for high scoring games.

There is probably other stuff too but here’s Uncle Phil not knowing how a jersey works.
https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona_es/status/1309435130822504449?s=20

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



:eyepop: https://streamja.com/0PynA

also lmao the thread title

e: lmao luisito gonna eat barca alive

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Sep 27, 2020

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


was happy to see Suarez score. I hope he does well and wish Barca found a way to keep him around. Shame their manager is Jim Boylen without a punch clock.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
How low do you reckon barcelona is gonna finish this year

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


they will come in 1st. even a tired and annoyed Messi is still good enough to drag their asses. Also Fati is good.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

BWV posted:

Also Fati is good.

He went to MLS m8, keep up.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Gigi Galli posted:

He went to MLS m8, keep up.

big lol


Barca forgot how to pass

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
that was a pen

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1313133830862233601

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
So much for El Clasico this weekend. RIP.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Pique is bad

actually that was Busqets fault. too many geezers.

not like Ansu Fati the best guy in the world

BWV fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Oct 24, 2020

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Everybody is bad.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


this ref is an idiot.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Softest penalty call in the history of var.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


he dove away from the ball and had no interest in doing anything other than diving.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

BWV posted:

he dove away from the ball and had no interest in doing anything other than diving.

Spanishfootball.txt

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I like how they only rewind it to the part where their both not holding each other.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Lenglett should also be off the pitch since calling holding is always a yellow and it's his second.

This ref is going to get a talking too

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Welp.

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Koegone

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Feel bad for Neto, he’s gonna get killed for that goal but he was great for the 10 minutes before.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


3-1 is a flattering scoreline for Barca. Busquettes and De Jong have been completely useless

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Yeah, he was pretty good this game.

Second handling but called against Real.

If the standard was that penalty awarded.

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Messi needs to go

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

de curry GOAT posted:

Messi needs to go

He tried to OP

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Local man sets building on fire as he resigns from job located in said office.

Bartomeu resigns from Barcelona, and then adds that Barcelona has agreed to join a European Super League in his speech.

quote:

Bartomeu revealed that Barça had signed up to the proposal during a 35 minute speech to confirm his resignation on Tuesday night. That involvement is subject to ratification and approval at a members’ assembly on Wednesday. The Catalan club have also agreed to a new format in the Fifa-led Club World Cup.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I forgot where I read it but someone said joining the super League is insurance against getting punitively getting kicked out of La Liga if Catalonia ever achieves Independence. Doesn't seem like a likely thing anytime soon , and they probably would've joined even if there was a guarantee of them staying in La Liga, but it might give them cover or help if this goes to a vote.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Is Real playing at some local school?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Lladre posted:

Is Real playing at some local school?

They've been playing at the small stadium at their training facility. Spain have played there for their home matches in the last 2 international breaks as well.

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners

Lladre posted:

Is Real playing at some local school?

They've been playing all their matches at the Alfredo Di Stefano in Valdebebas, across the highway from Barajas

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
So are Barca really looking at bankruptcy?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
They are looking at losing right now.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Weird that a team who was just asked to play for less is playing less effectively.

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Should’ve sold Messi

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


If either team could finish this Barca-Betis game would be 4-4 already. Still quite fun though.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


holy poo poo The OzMan just ripped that. Such power!

e: holy poo poo The Greaseman sucks. replace him with with a mannequin in a shopping cart and barca is up 4

BWV fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Nov 7, 2020

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
joao felix is really good

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

You’d expect some fucken leadership from a captain and club icon. Grown rear end man earning a million a week during a pandemic going out like this.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Barca boys are doing a bit better but still playing ugly. At least Atletico is in 1st for the time being.

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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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25 yard screamer of a goal for Valencia there

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