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Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1310662628134580226?s=21

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:06

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# ? May 24, 2024 10:40

pedrovay2003: Mar 17, 2013; Nothing says quality like a black eye and a moustache.; Fun Shoe

Holy crap, I just found this thread again, my life has been so empty without it.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:08

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

I'm a fan of the American classics:

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:08

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1310662628134580226?s=21

My brain is unable to process and now I can't even form complete sentenc

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:09

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1310662628134580226?s=21

Maybe he didn't hear the officer's commands. You gotta speak up when a man's wearing a towel.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:10

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1310662628134580226?s=21

this is the 5th dumbmensional checkers you've been hearing about.

he apparently deleted this tweet:

literally will never understand because he's lying too fast nothing makes sense.

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Sep 28, 2020

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:10

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I'm a fan of the American classics:

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:11

Stryder: Oct 3, 2002

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1310662628134580226?s=21

Are. You. loving. Kidding. Me.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:17

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

LifeSunDeath posted:

this is the 5th dumbmensional checkers you've been hearing about.

he apparently deleted this tweet:

literally will never understand because he's lying too fast nothing makes sense.

"wow. you will never get conservatives to agree with you that police are bad when you make fun of conservatives when it happens to them, even though i, a dumbshit chud, never gave a poo poo about it when it happened to someone with any pigment in their skin. checkmate libtards"

edit: literally everyone else is to blame instead of conservatives who brought on this police state.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:19

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

The hottest take:

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:21

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Strong Sauce posted:

"wow. you will never get conservatives to agree with you that police are bad when you make fun of conservatives when it happens to them, even though i, a dumbshit chud, never gave a poo poo about it when it happened to someone with any pigment in their skin. checkmate libtards"

edit: literally everyone else is to blame instead of conservatives who brought on this police state.

They're not even making fun of it happening to Parscale, they're making fun of the guy JUST REALIZING that the police treat people like this. He's aggressively not getting it and painting himself as the victim for doing so. It's amazing.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:23

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Gutter Phoenix posted:

The hottest take:

The audit was being done by the pigeon he found dead.... :tinfoil:

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:24

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:25

An insane mind: Aug 11, 2018

Gutter Phoenix posted:

The hottest take:

Could it have something to do with you and your ilk crippling the IRS in a fit of revenge and malice Chuck?

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:27

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

"He then left without taking questions"

Man I can't wait to hear how he manages to squirm his way out of the debates and somehow still gets to pass it off as being a big strong boy compared to sleepy joe biden.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:27

Akratic Method: Mar 9, 2013; It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Rounding the corner and running straight into another wave of infections.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:28

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Gutter Phoenix posted:

The hottest take:

@ChuckGrassley

Why IRS so long in vest Trub they not do dare job kill me pleas

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:30

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brad Parscale's totally normal/innocent reaction to so much winning: attempted suicide.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:31

Lucid Nonsense: Aug 6, 2009; Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

I said come in! posted:

"Socially liberal, but fiscally conservative" always gets a laugh out of me. You can't be both of those things at once, they conflict with one another.

Disagree. That's my stance. When you look at outcomes from improved education for all, every dollar spent nets several dollars in the long run. Utah (of all places) started housing the homeless and saw a huge savings in emergency services. Providing healthcare also nets huge benefits to the economy. Most fiscal conservatives (finger quotes) just don't want to spend any money on the dirty poors that might benefit society in general.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:32

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LifeSunDeath posted:

Brad Parscale's totally normal/innocent reaction to so much winning: attempted suicide.

MAGAKAG!!!

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:34

An insane mind: Aug 11, 2018

How bad with guns do you have to be to miss your own temple Brad?

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:34

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Socially liberal! Fiscally conservative! Faster than my speeding testes!

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:35

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Strong Sauce posted:

"wow. you will never get conservatives to agree with you that police are bad when you make fun of conservatives when it happens to them, even though i, a dumbshit chud, never gave a poo poo about it when it happened to someone with any pigment in their skin. checkmate libtards"

edit: literally everyone else is to blame instead of conservatives who brought on this police state.

The tweet he's responding to isn't even making fun of anyone, it's doing the exact thing that he says BLM supporters should be doing. Conservatives have huge victim complexes so he's incapable of realizing that

Literally the tweet could say "We need to stand together, conservatives and liberals alike, against police brutality" and this chucklefuck's tweet wouldn't be any different

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:36

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Wonder if these old scandals have anything to do with recent events with Brad

HE WILL NOT APPOLOGIZE FOR BECOMING WEALTHY (illegally)

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:36

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1310662628134580226?s=21

lol when conservatives are so close to understanding the point progressives have been talking about for decades.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:38

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Is Florida a good place to live if you're rich?
I'm gonna guess yes...?

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:43

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

I said come in! posted:

lol when conservatives are so close to understanding the point progressives have been talking about for decades.

Especially if the social media accounts of each cop at the scene were closely examined. Guaranteed near 100% NRA membership, definitely most would like trump campaign, and probably one or two qanon supporters. I highly doubt any BLM support or Biden boosters.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:44

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Avirosb posted:

Is Florida a good place to live if you're rich?
I'm gonna guess yes...?

1) No state income tax
2) Protects a lot of assets in bankruptcy, especially houses (which is why so many shady people own big houses in FL).

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:45

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1310613147720593409
Lol this dude sucks. "Well why don't you ask Joe Biden's son where HIS taxes are??"

:psypop:

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:46

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

FMguru posted:

1) No state income tax
2) Protects a lot of assets in bankruptcy, especially houses (which is why so many shady people own big houses in FL).

also the proximity to the bahamas for financial crimes, and abundance of cocaine, for nasal crimes.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:46

Lamech: Nov 20, 2001; Soiled Meat

If you have a negative interaction with the police, perhaps try not breaking the law next time, Brad :smug:

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:47

War Wizard: Jan 4, 2007

Sounds like the American dream.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:47

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Avirosb posted:

Is Florida a good place to live if you're rich?
I'm gonna guess yes...?

Florida is such a swampy hot shithole that they had to make it a tax haven to get senile old midwesterners to move there.

As has been said above.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 21:48

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1310673914503208962?s=20

quote:

“None of the conservative media seems to be taking the bait at all whatsoever. I mean, none of The Daily Caller, Breitbart, or Fox News for good reason is indulging whatsoever in this attempt to destroy President Donald Trump.

“First of all, I want to know who leaked these. I want to know. I want to know who gave these tax returns to The New York Times. I put on Twitter and it has gone absolutely viral with 38,000 retweets ‘Who leaked Trump’s tax returns?’

“Did you know according to 26 US Code 7213, it makes it illegal to disclose unauthorized information including tax returns? If true, there should be felony charges leveled.

“Now the Democrats are going out of their way, including Brian Stelter, to try to say The New York Times said that the person who gave over these tax returns had legal access to the information.
“So I read this in The New York Times and to an untrained eye, to someone who doesn’t deal with the activist media on a daily basis — such as I do every single day — I said, I read it and said that reads really funny.

“The people who shared this had legal access to this information, I said, but it doesn’t say if it was legal to give it to The New York Times. There are lots of people that have legal access to your information, and it’s illegal to share that information.
“For example, doctors. Doctors aren’t allowed to share information they have about you. Lawyers. They’re not allowed to share information about you.
“The entire IRS has all of your personal information, including your social security number, all of your financial information. And it is illegal to share that information and make it public.” –