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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Friend posted:

Admittedly I'm very tired but I just read through like half of this and started glazing over. Is it more than just a recap about how he was a bad businessman and then made money with ads due to the apprentice? Him getting a bunch of money to sell mattresses is pretty lol & gross but is there even a lede that was buried?

The lede I think is Trump and people around him pushed that he is wealthy because of his business and real estate decisions when in fact it was just advertising and sponsorship and whoring himself out for every brand that would take him

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Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Bogus Adventure posted:

Are you telling me that Kevin O'Leary ISN'T Mr. Wonderful???

I saw Mark Cuban in a Dallas buffalo wild wings once. He spent, without exaggeration, the entire time on his phone and I don't think he said a word to his wife or kids the entire time, and his wife made no attempt to engage as she wrangled the kids. It was like he was Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense but was glad that he was already dead.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1310757104072962048?s=20
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1310764992644308993?s=20

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Friend posted:

I saw Mark Cuban in a Dallas buffalo wild wings once. He spent, without exaggeration, the entire time on his phone and I don't think he said a word to his wife or kids the entire time, and his wife made no attempt to engage as she wrangled the kids. It was like he was Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense but was glad that he was already dead.

i can't hate him entirely because he did do this once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJNoaIU7qs

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


Your honor, the secret of instant wealth being taught in this case was that you can make a lot of money by stealing it from rubes. Can you honestly say that the plaintiff did not learn this lesson?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Keltar posted:

I don't got it in me to believe Texas will go dem due to past elections but if they did. Oh lord if they did.

If they did I would rub chud noses in it for the next 4 years endlessly. There is no way to win a presidency with both CA and TX going blue.

Like, I would consider quitting my job just so I could poo poo post endlessly on Twitter and call into every chud radio show in the nation to troll the absolute gently caress out of them while jerking off all over my monitors.

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


QuarkJets posted:

You're going to have to be more specific

Trump’s at the bar of one of his clubs in sweats(?) looking like a lost senile grandad. He’s facing left if that helps?

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
So basically he has some shady dealings with russian linked money and he borrowed out of his rear end to keep his golf courses alive and all that debt is coming up right away and as far as what’s on the up and up he does not have the money to keep everything from collapsing as well as a huge potential loss from the irs for illegal tax maneuvers

Wonder how much the russian mafia is going to give him to stay afloat

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Philthy posted:

If they did I would rub chud noses in it for the next 4 years endlessly. There is no way to win a presidency with both CA and TX going blue.

Like, I would consider quitting my job just so I could poo poo post endlessly on Twitter and call into every chud radio show in the nation to troll the absolute gently caress out of them while jerking off all over my monitors.

I stick around ‘cuz someday TX will go blue and on that day the GOP as currently constituted will be hosed and I will be shooting thick ropes in every room of the house like a sprinkler.

Just gotta keep America going for a few more years.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1310752938151866370

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Do it ironically posted:

Wonder how much the russian mafia is going to give him to stay afloat

Depends on what he gives them.

Alaska might be going back to Russia.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





So... you’re saying it’s not fake news, congressman?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1310346559649968132

https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1310727243627401216

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Northeast Wisconsin is having a huge COVID outbreak and hospitals are nearing capacity.

Joe Biden’s America, man oh man!

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
but bernie is a communist!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LabyaMynora posted:

Northeast Wisconsin is having a huge COVID outbreak and hospitals are nearing capacity.

Joe Biden’s America, man oh man!

Why would Obama do this, also why would Obama write trumps name on his tax returns?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
What if Biden gets the roni and dies before the election which is a very 2020 thing to do these days.

All those mailed in ballots gunna be tossed or what.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Philthy posted:

What if Biden gets the roni and dies before the election which is a very 2020 thing to do these days.

All those mailed in ballots gunna be tossed or what.

Kamala is on the ticket.

Not sure how the new VP candidate would be determined, though.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Philthy posted:

What if Biden gets the roni and dies before the election which is a very 2020 thing to do these days.

All those mailed in ballots gunna be tossed or what.

what is putin poisons him? stranger things have happened.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://www.ourprogress.org/forecast

Biden currently at 351 evs

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Philthy posted:

What if Biden gets the roni and dies before the election which is a very 2020 thing to do these days.

All those mailed in ballots gunna be tossed or what.

It's by ticket. Harris.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

I guess if Barr/FBI announces 10 days before the election that they investigating Biden for some made up bullshit it'll be too late. Everyone mailed their poo poo in months ago.

Pick posted:

It's by ticket. Harris.

Okay.. SO WHAT IF THE RONI EATS HARRIS ALSO SMART GUY.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1310711056902369291?s=19

https://twitter.com/petestrzok/status/1310718891937669121?s=19

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

How does someone read that story about a guy getting paid half a million dollars to hawk Oreos and say "Yes, this economic system clearly distributes goods to those who work hardest for them or need them the most."?

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

man what kind of loving moron would give cash to do a commercial with trump



gently caress

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!





It's incredible how he just always has the butthole mouth

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

Keltar posted:

I don't got it in me to believe Texas will go dem due to past elections but if they did. Oh lord if they did.

yes, please, no one do this Texas is never going blue I promise

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

The Grimace posted:

man what kind of loving moron would give cash to do a commercial with trump



gently caress

Grimace, how could you?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Grimace, how could you?

Grimace is a fascist sellout, his cousin Gritty should break his knees.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
Surprised the thread missed this. Explains the suicide attempt

https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/stat...ingawful.com%2F

Doesn't explain the wife beating though (that's sadly just standard fare for chuds)

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Friend posted:

Admittedly I'm very tired but I just read through like half of this and started glazing over. Is it more than just a recap about how he was a bad businessman and then made money with ads due to the apprentice? Him getting a bunch of money to sell mattresses is pretty lol & gross but is there even a lede that was buried?

The most damning parts are when Trump is openly scamming vulnerable people with an MLM company during the recession after the real estate/banks collapse

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/1310772514218532864

Also, from the wiki on The Trump Network's vitamins

quote:

As of 2011, The Trump Network offered two multivitamins: Prime Essentials and Custom Essentials, the latter being more expensive. Custom Essentials used a urinalyses test known as PrivaTest to determine the vitamins required by each customer.

:raise:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

LifeSunDeath posted:

Grimace is a fascist sellout, his cousin Gritty should break his knees.

gritty is a picket line crosser

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
The thing about this election that really scares me is that Bill Barr and Mike Pompeo are doomsday-death-cult christians, as are upwards of a quarter of the US population, and a big chunk of the republican party. They support Trump because he coddles them while attacking the liberals.

I fear they may seize on a disputed election, and try their damndest to install some sort of dictatorial theocracy conceived by the dumbest minds this country has to offer.

This goes beyond Trump. Even if we wiggle our way out of full blown fascism this time, the Jesus freaks will never stop trying to bring about the end of the world. Evangelical christians are loving nuts, and are as dumb as they are dangerous.

Anyway, while I was looking for hilarious ways to persecute christians, I found this:



https://evangelicals.donaldjtrump.com/

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310789161948008449?s=19

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310789161948008449?s=20

Sad!

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LifeSunDeath posted:

Grimace is a fascist sellout, his cousin Gritty should break his knees.

Tough, but fair.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Thirsty.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Gutter Phoenix posted:

This goes beyond Trump. Even if we wiggle our way out of full blown fascism this time, the Jesus freaks will never stop trying to bring about the end of the world. Evangelical christians are loving nuts, and are as dumb as they are dangerous.

Once I like... got that the Evangelical movement is literally trying to create the circumstances that will start Armageddon according to prophecy, I realized that the most politically involved religious sect in america is a JRPG bad guy organization. Like straight up, they're trying to end the world. That's their actual political goal.

Fuckin'... where do you go from there?

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frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310791096138706945?s=19

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