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https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/529356795924725760
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:21 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc cool I get an opportunity to share this with folks (NSFW tits and fake jizz)
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 20:13 |
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Moon Atari posted:Provided the penis is small enough to receive medical diagnosis as a micropenis and this condition meets sufficient impairment criteria, then: Yeah, get big government involved and tie it all up in paperwork for a year. If you aren't already stocked, grab a skillsaw, a simple hand sander, and a variety pack of sandpaper from your local hardware store. Check the packaging on the paper - if it doesn't include a high grit count paper, consider picking up a single sheet of 1000 for finishing. Now, return to the site and get to work widening the opening. Measure out and draw a larger, concentric circle around the opening - large enough to push back your fuda , and cut from the outside in to a rough 45 degree angle - then begin sanding, working from the lowest to highest number sandpaper, until the entrance feels accommodating. You'll be smelling wood chips and finishing up with your new fit before you even get off the phone with those liberals at city hall.
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 21:41 |
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Moon Atari posted:Provided the penis is small enough to receive medical diagnosis as a micropenis and this condition meets sufficient impairment criteria, then: Thank you for this; I have forwarded it to my lawyer who specializes in micropenis law.
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 22:23 |
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Glory holin'?
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# ? Sep 29, 2020 22:28 |
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Weka posted:Pot Smoke Phoenix, while I appreciate your lyricism, I feel like we were all expecting you to actually sing these wonderful pieces you have created. im working on a shatner version, I dont know if it will work out but ill try lol
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:06 |
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I remember going to the toilet at a bar, and there was a glory hole... there was also a dude in the other stall.. I was constantly staring at the hole, afraid if a dick came through. It was the most nerve racking poo poo I’ve ever had to do.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 01:13 |
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You were supposed to stick your dick through man
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 01:41 |
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https://i.imgur.com/MaHuS4b.gif
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 06:34 |
What do you call a glory hole with sharp edges? Raw dawgnot
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 07:17 |
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agrielaios posted:What do you call a glory hole with sharp edges? Raw dawgnot gory hole
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 07:27 |
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Highway to the Glory hole Ride in to the glory hole. Heading to the mall Gonna get blown tonight Got you pullin out your dick Shove it through the little hole Highway to the Glory hole Ride in to the glory hole.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 07:28 |
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the grocery store i work4ed at had one. i figured it was a joke or something. they replaced the door every year but someone kept making one.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 09:04 |
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 09:11 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:im working on a shatner version, I dont know if it will work out but ill try lol
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 16:13 |
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I went to a Barnes & Noble the other night, and there was a steel plate bolted to the stall wall next to the urinal. I thought it a splash guard or something at the time, but now I know better.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 16:31 |
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Hello bathroom my old friend I'm very horny once again Now I'm going to face the wall In this bathroom at the local mall And drop my trousers right down on to my feet And expose my meat At the hole of glory
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 17:45 |
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Super Waffle posted:I went to a Barnes & Noble the other night, and there was a steel plate bolted to the stall wall next to the urinal. I thought it a splash guard or something at the time, but now I know better. They shouldn't have blocked it off, brick and mortar stores gotta stay competitive, especially now. Am I gonna risk COVID to pick up the latest Sue Grafton novel in person? Maybe if I get my dick sucked
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 17:47 |
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The Fattest PI posted:You were supposed to stick your dick through man
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 17:51 |
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Maybe you can pay for books by sucking dick.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 17:51 |
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:splinter dick, splinter dick Torquemada posted:Papa was a rodeo, Mama was a rock'n'roll band DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Glory holes wesleywillis posted:Papa loved the glory holes. wesleywillis posted:FTFY wesleywillis posted:Hello bathroom my old friend
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 17:58 |
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There is a hole in Applebee's They call Surprising Fun And it's drank the semen of many a sore boy and God I know I'm one Ventral EggSac fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Sep 30, 2020 |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 18:35 |
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of the Lord, He is shooting out the semen from the balls where piss is stored He hath loosed its fateful spurting of his goopy whitish hoard This dong keeps cumming on Glory! Glory! Holelujah! Glory! Glory! Holelujah! Glory! Glory! Holelujah! This dong keeps cumming on Mozi fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Sep 30, 2020 |
# ? Sep 30, 2020 18:44 |
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Glory hole for the horny and for the cum and the holy semen As it was in the bathroom is now and always shall be An orgasm without end Semen Hail horny full of jizz the hole is with thee Blessed art thou among the horny And blessed is the fruit of thy prostate jizzus HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!............ Pray for us jizzers now and at the hour of our loads Semen Our orgasm I art in heaven hallowed be thy hole. Thou make me cum thy will shoot cum on Earth whilst I am in heaven. Give us this day our daily load and forgive us our tight asses as we forgive those whose tight asses reject us. Lead us please into ejaculation and deliver us from herpes for thine is the king-cum, the sticky and the gooey now and forever Semen I'm going to hell
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 19:13 |
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And you may find yourself Sitting in a dingy bathroom And you may find yourself Looking at another hole in the wall And you may find yourself Gripping the toilet seat like the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself on the beautiful tiles Getting beautifully piped And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here? Letting the days go by, let them glory hole me good Letting the days go by, semen flowing on the ground Into the hole again after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, semen flowing on the ground
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 19:29 |
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:splinter dick, splinter dick
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 19:54 |
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Mozi posted:Mine eyes have seen the glory
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:18 |
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I believe, let it fly I believe glory holes tonight Squeeze my weenie through this cavity Suck me off, till I release
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:39 |
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Mozi posted:Mine eyes have seen the glory This one is good.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 00:11 |
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A good joke is to slot a poop through the glory hole and surprise your neighbour
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 00:23 |
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The dicks go poking one by one, hurrah, hurrah The dicks go poking one by one, hurrah, hurrah The dicks go poking one by one I suck it off and make it cum And they all go poking trying get off in the hole
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 00:38 |
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They call it a glory hole because you can't kneel and use it.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 02:19 |
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Glory gang, glory gang, glory gang, glory gang, glory gang, glory gang, glory gang
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 02:44 |
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Gay Men's Health Magazine's Glory Hole Pro-Tips: 1. One of the things to keep in mind is that you can't guarantee you won't be met with an unusually grotesque, unhygienic or otherwise unworthy dick or mouth that you would never deign to suck or allow to suck you in any other context. This can be a particular problem for those of us with people-pleasing tendencies or social anxieties likely to make as comply with situational expectations we would really rather reject. But you shouldn't let this deprive you of the culturally vital and emotionally enriching glory hole experience. One solution is to pack a realistic dildo and a mouth shaped fleshlight, discreetly substituting them for your own body as needed using sleight of dick or sleight of mouth. While not the ideal experience or what you were seeking you should still gain some benefit from being able to pleasure yourself to the thought and audible feedback of giving another man sexual satisfaction. In rare cases this may inadvertently result in D-in-F (dildo in fleshlight) sex: a reasonably desirable outcome for the sexual adventurer seeking to cross off as many niche sexual experiences as possible, or a minor but not particularly unpleasant inconvenience for anonymous blowjob purists or the more vanilla glory hole enthusiast.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 03:40 |
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Moon Atari posted:Gay Men's Health Magazine's Glory Hole Pro-Tips: Well when you put it like that... why not just stay home and masturbate?
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 03:48 |
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^^^sexual interaction is valuable even without direct physical contact, or else no one would bother with sexting or online erotic roleplay.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 03:52 |
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LabyaMynora posted:This one is good.
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 04:00 |
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If I could save cum in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every drop 'Til eternity passes away Just to suck it out of you If I could suck cock forever If words could make wishes come true I'd suck you every day like a treasure and then Again, I would swallow them for you But there never seems to be enough time To suck all the cocks that you want to Once you find them I've looked around enough to know That you're the one I want to blow Through time with If I had a box just for blowjobs And holes I haven't sucked you off through The box would be empty Except for the memory Of how my mouth was punished by you But there never seems to be enough time To suck all the cocks that you want to Once you find them I've eaten enough dongs to know That you're the one I want to blow Through time with
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 04:07 |
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 07:02 |
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kinda for cartoon dongs https://i.imgur.com/a4aWMMJ.jpg
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