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my no-account zoomer child: wu-tang is dad rap. me: dad rap? well let me tell you something, young man: when i was your age shameek from loving 212 got bucked. word life, god. word is bond. came through in the black land, god, from out of nowhere, god. word is bond i'm coming to get my culture cipher, god, and they just... word is bond, crazy shots just went the gently caress off, god. |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:my no-account zoomer child: wu-tang is dad rap. lmfao
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Prof. Crocodile posted:my no-account zoomer child: wu-tang is dad rap. ahahahaaha
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Prof. Crocodile posted:my no-account zoomer child: wu-tang is dad rap. lol |
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thread about different menerals my original idea was boris oxide instead of boric oxide or borissilicate. i dont think this joke is very good, plus I think some minerals are already given mens' names. Khanstant posted:thread about different menerals this is such a stupid idea for a thread about minerals that i cannot barite |
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Oct 4, 2020 23:36
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A ghost that can't go to heaven until it makes the perfect post. |
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A whole neighborhood that uses jack-o-lanterns to send passive-aggressive messages to neighbors. e: A TV show called Mr. Moundshroud's Neighborhood |
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Khanstant posted:this is such a stupid idea for a thread about minerals that i cannot barite lmao FactsAreUseless posted:A ghost that can't go to heaven until it makes the perfect post. do not dox me
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Jolo posted:Alternate universe where Eddie Murphy is dating a girl that has frequent diarrhea and he puts out the hit single "Potty All the Time" Omg are you my ex-wife because she used to sing that version of the song all the time |
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putting out a recall on cans of whoopass after they were found contaminated with whackteria
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i had the idea for a thread, but i''m kind of stuck okay, so you have the expression "beating a dead horse" which means wasting effort, and you also have masturbation as a stand-in for basically the same thing (i.e. intellectual masturbation) "beating off" is an euphemism for masturbating there is some potential here, but i'm kind of stuck? |
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hmm mr ed bojack horseman shergar beating off there's definitely something there
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We can now freeze semen from prize thoroughbreds so that it can be used for years after, even when the horse has died. Which is lucky because there's no point beating off a dead horse,
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Oct 9, 2020 18:39
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Diorama posted:We can now freeze semen from prize thoroughbreds so that it can be used for years after, even when the horse has died. Which is lucky because there's no point beating off a dead horse, got it in one!
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Diorama posted:We can now freeze semen from prize thoroughbreds so that it can be used for years after, even when the horse has died. Which is lucky because there's no point beating off a dead horse, 
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Diorama posted:We can now freeze semen from prize thoroughbreds so that it can be used for years after, even when the horse has died. Which is lucky because there's no point beating off a dead horse, 
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It's like watching the Chopped of jokes |
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Diorama posted:We can now freeze semen from prize thoroughbreds so that it can be used for years after, even when the horse has died. Which is lucky because there's no point beating off a dead horse, |
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nut posted:thotulism Diorama posted:We can now freeze semen from prize thoroughbreds so that it can be used for years after, even when the horse has died. Which is lucky because there's no point beating off a dead horse,   
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diabetes chasers, like bug chasers but with gummy bears and corn syrup |
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first i beat my meat then i yeet my meat |
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:diabetes chasers, like bug chasers but with gummy bears and corn syrup |
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Diabetes chaser website called Free To Be Pre |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Discreetly flashing my 245 mg/dL at a stranger to gauge interest FactsAreUseless posted:Diabetes chaser website called Free To Be Pre |
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A funny name for, possibly a football player, which came to me as I was drifting off to sleep, and I held on to all the way until this morning: Tug Johnson. |
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Finger Prince posted:A funny name for, possibly a football player, which came to me as I was drifting off to sleep, and I held on to all the way until this morning: Tug Johnson. crossing the streams with FIGHT ISLAND and chuck taylor's famous list of wrestler name ideas (starting at 1:35): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifolC4Nt140 Pudd Nelson Cuba Gooding III Boomer Scarborough "No gimmicks needed" Steve the Samurai The Cucumber Buster Norberg "Powercat" Jeff Winslow "The Human Thermometer" Pat Joplin Frank "grabass" Hernandez "New in town" Luke Wilcox Danny "Doubledip" Dawkins Adrian Dill Picklesbly "The Midnight Oil" Barney Stamp "The Job" Tiff Sanford "Bareback" Benny Figg "Cool Dad" Don Crenshaw "Space Homey" Mike Smith "Pro Bowler" Benjy "Ball Return" Roberts "Crooked Dick" Johnny Hogg Dick "The Hammer" Dick "All Sack" Drew Gulak "Handjob" Dave Handerson "6 Dicks Deep" David O'Neil "Solar System Specialist" Steve Baker "Long Haul" Lenny Broadway Jeff "The Tit" Baker Lemuel "Little Baby Dong" Denver Mick "The Kraken" McKracken "Hardwood" Rich Mahogany your friend sk fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Oct 12, 2020 |
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We used to have a Scuba Gooding Jr. Wonder what happened to him?
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Diorama posted:We used to have a Scuba Gooding Jr. nitrogen narcosis
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owlhawk911 posted:nitrogen narcosis
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owlhawk911 posted:nitrogen narcosis
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"I find this difficult to dance to" - said in response to some general chaos or cacophony that presents itself. |
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Finger Prince posted:"I find this difficult to dance to" - said in response to some general chaos or cacophony that presents itself. Ooh I'm gonna use that one ---------------- |
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people going to the firing range to have difficult conversations "son, your mom and i are getting a *clickBANG* and it *clickBANG* your fault"
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Heather Papps posted:people going to the firing range to have difficult conversations "dad... i'm-" *guy in next lane touches off braked .50 bmg* *nothing but tinnitus ringing for 40 years* 40 years later "oh." |
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a guy called Howard Juno
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Alternate universe where Sheri Moon Zombie is married to one of the Coen Bros and in most of their movies and Frances McDormand is married to Rob Zombie and in all of his movies. |
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Jolo posted:Alternate universe where Sheri Moon Zombie is married to one of the Coen Bros and in most of their movies and Frances McDormand is married to Rob Zombie and in all of his movies. imho add tim burton and helena bonham carter for more permutation options. |
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