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I like how he thinks being alternatively constipated and having liquid poo is healthy.
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Oct 5, 2020 00:44
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Dreadwroth2 posted:I like how he thinks being alternatively constipated and having liquid poo is healthy. Assuming there were no other side effects and it was precise enough I could schedule around it and be in a bathroom with both a toilet and shower when it happened, not pooping for three days and then twenty minutes of explosive diarrhea would be kinda nice.
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Oct 5, 2020 00:49
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People have already dogged on most of this, but the title of "head of state who has been infected with COVID-19" is one he shares with Bolsonaro and Boris Johnson. I haven't looked at any corona stats from Brazil, but I am still confident stating that anyone capable of pattern recognition would not make this argument.
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Oct 5, 2020 00:53
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Skwirl posted:Assuming there were no other side effects and it was precise enough I could schedule around it and be in a bathroom with both a toilet and shower when it happened, not pooping for three days and then twenty minutes of explosive diarrhea would be kinda nice. yeah uh, having had that, it burns the whole time and is absolutely not nice
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Oct 5, 2020 01:01
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Adams remains one of the stupidest human beings on the entire planet bar none
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Oct 5, 2020 01:05
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Skwirl posted:Assuming there were no other side effects and it was precise enough I could schedule around it and be in a bathroom with both a toilet and shower when it happened, not pooping for three days and then twenty minutes of explosive diarrhea would be kinda nice. I dunno what your food/poop situation is like but my dude it cannot be good if you think that sounds appealing
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Oct 5, 2020 01:16
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I haven't looked at any corona stats from Brazil, but I am still confident stating that anyone capable of pattern recognition would not make this argument. Brazil's in bad shape - third worldwide in total case count after India and the US, and for the same reason as the latter, not the former.
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Oct 5, 2020 01:27
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I'm not sure 'Lord Shepherd Tulips d'Medici' is being entirely serious.
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Oct 5, 2020 02:00
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Unkempt posted:I'm not sure 'Lord Shepherd Tulips d'Medici' is being entirely serious. It's the internet. Everyone is completely serious until proven otherwise.
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Oct 5, 2020 02:02
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Isn't raw/unpasteurized honey one of the natural homes for Botulism?
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Oct 5, 2020 02:09
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Unkempt posted:I'm not sure 'Lord Shepherd Tulips d'Medici' is being entirely serious. Not entirely serious and seeing how far they can get before they have to claim it was all a ruse are the same thing. Also that's exactly the sort of oversalted larper bullshit title I'd expect from a raw meat dingus.
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Oct 5, 2020 02:13
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We Got Us A Bread posted:Isn't raw/unpasteurized honey one of the natural homes for Botulism? 1) Yes 2) Not a serious danger unless you're a child, pregnant or immunocompromised.
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Oct 5, 2020 02:16
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We Got Us A Bread posted:Isn't raw/unpasteurized honey one of the natural homes for Botulism? All I know is you're not supposed to give it to babies.
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Oct 5, 2020 02:16
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We Got Us A Bread posted:Isn't raw/unpasteurized honey one of the natural homes for Botulism? yuuuuup None of these idiots ever stop to consider that maybe there's a good reason why humans stopped eating things raw.
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Oct 5, 2020 02:16
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Fister Roboto posted:yuuuuup Ol Dirty Bastard disagrees.
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Oct 5, 2020 02:25
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DACK FAYDEN posted:It's probably worse than you're expecting, then, since they're barely trailing the US in total cases despite having a population of about 210 million. I was trying to say that I already knew Brazil would be a top 3 contender but yeah, that is even worse than I was expecting.
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Oct 5, 2020 02:30
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Unkempt posted:I'm not sure 'Lord Shepherd Tulips d'Medici' is being entirely serious.
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Oct 5, 2020 02:36
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Volcott posted:All I know is you're not supposed to give it to babies. Edit: apparently everything I say here is wrong and I'm the idiot on social media You're better than the people who used to run the day care I worked at They got a deal on honey thickened apple juice at one point and we're going to serve that instead of apple juice and then someone pointed out you can't serve young kids honey Len has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Oct 5, 2020 |
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Oct 5, 2020 02:38
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Fister Roboto posted:yuuuuup it's fine to eat raw honey, the main benefit to processing is to remove bits of wax and dead bee. pasteurization extends the shelf life too. but honey is one of those things that most people can eat directly from nature, if you can figure out how to deal with the angry bees
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Oct 5, 2020 03:15
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What kind/cut of meat is that anyway? It looks like corned beef but darker.
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Oct 5, 2020 03:20
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Len posted:You're better than the people who used to run the day care I worked at I'm not sure if you're aware or not but that's apple juice at the thickness of honey not thickened with honey. It's for people with medical conditions that weaken their epiglottis enough for them to be able to eat normal food without choking.
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Oct 5, 2020 03:29
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rodbeard posted:I'm not sure if you're aware or not but that's apple juice at the thickness of honey not thickened with honey. It's for people with medical conditions that weaken their epiglottis enough for them to be able to eat normal food without choking. Huh I was not I just know there was some reason they couldn't serve it to the children and I ended up drinking most of it before it went bad
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Oct 5, 2020 03:34
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Did you not notice that it was incredibly viscous?
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Oct 5, 2020 03:52
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Captain Monkey posted:Did you not notice that it was incredibly viscous? I assumed it was that way because it was thickened with honey  I did edit my original post to add I was the idiot on social media
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Oct 5, 2020 03:57
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:People have already dogged on most of this, but the title of "head of state who has been infected with COVID-19" is one he shares with Bolsonaro and Boris Johnson. I haven't looked at any corona stats from Brazil, but I am still confident stating that anyone capable of pattern recognition would not make this argument. Johnson is head of government, Elizabeth II is head of state for the UK.
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Oct 5, 2020 03:57
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Subjunctive posted:Elizabeth II is head of state for the UK. And Australia. Still. As in we had a chance some years ago to make sure our head of state was not the Queen of a foreign country and we decided against it. Australians are smart.
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Oct 5, 2020 04:16
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BrigadierSensible posted:And Australia. Still. As in we had a chance some years ago to make sure our head of state was not the Queen of a foreign country and we decided against it. All that after she stepped in to fire a very popular sitting Prime Minister, something that she can apparently do*. *It came out this year that the Queen was specifically not a part of this decision or involved in any way.
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Oct 5, 2020 04:24
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Fister Roboto posted:yuuuuup Honey should actually be eaten raw. Just not by infants. “Raw cheese” and carrot juice are also fine. That person should probably not eat so much raw meat though, that’s most likely going to be what ultimately fucks them up.
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Oct 5, 2020 04:39
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Unless you know exactly where it's coming from, raw meat is in general not a great idea. Factory farms are pathogen engines.
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Oct 5, 2020 04:50
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it kind of looks salt-cured? that might be wishful thinking, though
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Oct 5, 2020 04:54
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tl:dr; Raw meat is the tits.
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Oct 5, 2020 04:56
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Cleretic posted:All that after she stepped in to fire a very popular sitting Prime Minister, something that she can apparently do*. Back in the day I was almost rabidly republican (as in anti monarch) but having seen the results of "popularly elected head of state", I feel like we actually dodged a bullet in not having a parliament and executive that actively work against each other. I'm not especially pro-monarchy, but maybe we could just do an annual lottery and make that person figurehead of state for a year at a time.
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Oct 5, 2020 05:01
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Fister Roboto posted:yuuuuup also they dont ask themeselves "how did these other civilizations on the other side of the planet build equalivalent or even greater stuff when they didnt have 'carrots'/some other regional veggie." also carrots werent always orange.
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Oct 5, 2020 05:10
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BrigadierSensible posted:And Australia. Still. As in we had a chance some years ago to make sure our head of state was not the Queen of a foreign country and we decided against it. President Tony Abbott. President Scott Morrison. Australians dodged a bullet. Sure it was one they fired at their own head but still dodged.
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Oct 5, 2020 05:15
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Party Ape posted:Back in the day I was almost rabidly republican (as in anti monarch) but having seen the results of "popularly elected head of state", I feel like we actually dodged a bullet in not having a parliament and executive that actively work against each other. It helps a bit that the Queen herself is a veteran. She was a mechanic and truck driver in WW2. That's probably earned her more than a few props. Can't speak to the rest of the family though :P
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Oct 5, 2020 05:18
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BioEnchanted posted:It helps a bit that the Queen herself is a veteran. She was a mechanic and truck driver in WW2. That's probably earned her more than a few props. Can't speak to the rest of the family though :P She's only the Queen because her uncle was a nazi.
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Oct 5, 2020 05:23
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This is definitely not good - as someone who had diverticulitis about 5 years ago that had to be fixed surgically, please, for the love of god, pay attention to a balanced diet. Kaiju Cage Match posted:Reminds me of those people who get tattoos that supposedly mean "strength" in Chinese but actually translate to "I like figure skating" (not that there's anything wrong with that!) "It means 'fortitude' in Chinese!" "Well, technically, crab rangoon can give you fortitude..." BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 05:32 on Oct 5, 2020 |
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Oct 5, 2020 05:28
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Normally I'd say "OP is not the idiot," but by their own admission they look at MAGA twitter on purpose. https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1312933203422908417?s=20
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Oct 5, 2020 06:25
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Skwirl posted:She's only the Queen because her uncle was a nazi. Actually they started prepping her to be queen before all that. At some point they just assumed Edward wasn't going to have a legitimate heir and they'd better be ready for the crown to pass to her.
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