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mono posted:Jim has been doing his drawings again As if Trump can write legibly, let alone backwards.
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I read the posts before stating that the drug cocktails could cause delusional megalomania and manic mood swings and kinda wondered how anyone would be able to tell the difference. I guess now we know  Looking forward to tmurp going full shirtless Alex Jones gay frog impressions on Twitter at 4am
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Jose posted:UK government just got called out by the UN lol for trying to make war crimes and such legal here i'm not lolling at the thoughts of all the dead civilians in NI tbh!!!
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Quantum of Phallus posted:i'm not lolling at the thoughts of all the dead civilians in NI tbh!!! don't worry, I think this only applies to future war crimes! (could be wrong)
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Oct 5, 2020 12:02
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The drugs, they're making me lol.
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Lmao this guy is high af right now:
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Fallows posted:Lmao this guy is high af right now: steroids clearly working well
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As a kid with severe asthma, getting that blast of bronchodilator makes you feel LIFE. That dude is high and he'll be tweeting for a couple hours before he loses energy.
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Fallows posted:Lmao this guy is high af right now: 
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I see those of you who haven't been following much of Trump these past four years take this tweetstorm as delirium. Regrettably, this is the first sign that he's probably recovering.
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Fallows posted:Lmao this guy is high af right now: Lmao Trump is on one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK_kaTKfztU
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Fallows posted:Lmao this guy is high af right now: Someone pointed out he wasn’t tweeting, look what you all did. 
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Diorama posted:don't worry, I think this only applies to future war crimes! (could be wrong) Brexit is going to turbofuck the north of Ireland and potentially restart the civil war so there's a non-zero chance they'll be back.
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exquisite tea posted:I see those of you who haven't been following much of Trump these past four years take this tweetstorm as delirium. Regrettably, this is the first sign that he's probably recovering. Or just a sign that he's desperate about what the stock market will do when it opens, and thinks that some proof-of-life tweeting will keep the markets happy.
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Fallows posted:Lmao this guy is high af right now: lol
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Jose posted:btw this is how well covid tracking in the UK is going after the government outsourced it instead of having the NHS manage it it gets better. So apparently, because they're utter loving degenerates, they set up the spreadsheet to insert new records as columns rather than rows. This is a problem because the excel spec allows for 16384 colums, but over a million rows - basically like writing an essay on a paper pad and going for a new sheet of paper once you hit the end of the first line But thankfully, they've now solved the issue... with MORE EXCEL SHEETS https://twitter.com/KetanJ0/status/1313059631451832321?s=20
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exquisite tea posted:I see those of you who haven't been following much of Trump these past four years take this tweetstorm as delirium. Regrettably, this is the first sign that he's probably recovering. You can tell it's mania because there's a central theme and there's no rambling.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313068347085422594?s=20 ahahaah gently caress yeah he's losing it. this is crazy I feel like some people don't realize that this whole episode is going to be the defining moment of Trump's presidency, whether he dies or not. Trump is going to be one of history's greatest jackasses, taught as such in future textbooks for hundreds of years. My balls are conducting detailed surveys of distant galaxies
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Those seem like normal Trump tweets to me. Unfortunately, I think people are projecting way too hard.
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exquisite tea posted:I see those of you who haven't been following much of Trump these past four years take this tweetstorm as delirium. Regrettably, this is the first sign that he's probably recovering. The 74 year old obese fast food addicted (possibly) stroke-addled Trump isn't going to just bounce back under the best of circumstances. He's going to suffer debilitating damage even if he recovers.
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old enough to remember september 11th, 2001. truly a wise and worthy elderEnd of Shoelace posted:Those seem like normal Trump tweets to me. they're pretty weird man, I challenge you to find a series of tweets like those ones. regardless, this is the trump presidency right here. this is what he is always going to be remembered for for the rest of history. doesn't really matter if he gets better, dies, or otherwise Play fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Oct 5, 2020 |
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I'm on a cocktail of drugs for a non-COVID-related infection right now; my stomach is making the worst noises and I feel like I could poo poo myself at any second. You could say I'm feeling pretty presidential, lol!
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I feel like he does this when he's "perfectly well" but either way I know he's doing it because he's suffering in some way. Keep suffering bud!!!
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End of Shoelace posted:Those seem like normal Trump tweets to me. Seriously, it's not overreacting at all. Dude "tweeting normally" after severe Covid two days ago isn't normal. It's either a rush from the steroids or he's in "happy hypoxic" state.
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Play posted:old enough to remember september 11th, 2001. truly a wise and worthy elder A backup of his every tweet will be publicly available for future generations. Scholars will argue if covfefe was the warning sign we missed.
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Also please don't get me wrong I'm very hopeful he's suffering way more than usual and on the verge of death. Please Mr President stay positive!
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pixaal posted:A backup of his every tweet will be publicly available for future generations. Scholars will argue if covfefe was the warning sign we missed. How could they think we missed it? People dunked on it for months.
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DickParasite posted:How could they think we missed it? People dunked on it for months. We won't have a backup of other tweets after twitter dissolves in the 2050s.
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In order for this metaphor to work, Bush Jr. and half the country would have to have spent months beforehand mocking any expert saying 9/11 was going to happen as a liberal pussy before he got killed in it himself.
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Steroids are.... well... we know them for a few reasons, don't we? They give 'em to the baseball guys, the baseballers, and it helps you hit tremendously fast and hard. You hit a ball and it turns into a little fireball in a way, and it goes flying off into the crowd. Bye bye! Bye bye, ball. And you sometimes give the steroids to the guys, to the guys who like to fight, and it makes you incredible at fighting, it gives you a thing they call the killer instinct, where you fight like nobody thought possible and perhaps you even fight well enough to make it to the skeleton level, or the... the ice man, I think they call him. They were... they were something else, weren't they? *Snfffffffffffff* *COUGH COUGH* But I'm doing great, everyone in the world was standing outside and I waved at them all. A billion waves, that's million with a b, and I did them all. I saw so many smiling faces and the tubes pumped some incredible drugs into my body so I could see you. And I saw some things that nobody's supposed to see, really, some... some not good things. They said my oxygen level dropped, which is something that might kill you. And then the doctor comes in, he's running very fast and I can barely see him, and he has tears in his eyes. And he pulls out the little shot, the plastic thing with the medicine in it. And it's glowing green, bright green, it looks like...well.... And they put the green stuff in you, or inside me in this case, and you wake back up. Wake back up like crazy and you start to hear and see some things you never saw before. And the medicine is just incredible, the CHINA FLU is very safe, doesn't kill many people at all, but it killed me and they brought me back with the green. Thank you. *COUGH COUGH* And now things are looking up, the stock market is quite frankly doing incredible, it knows I'm alive and I know it's alive, too. And I was speaking with the stock market this morning and sharing some ideas. We get along very well, incredibly well, in fact. Yes, I see you there. Hello. It's... do you see him? Herman Cain is right over there, he's actually brought pizza for everyone. I... I might not... I'd say not to eat the pizza, okay? I opened the box last time and it was... this wasn't made in any pizza oven, okay? Herman Cain knew pizza but now he knows some more things, and he's... I think he blames me for the... you... blames for the death. For dying. And that's...well.... okay. Next question? *COUGH COUGH COUGH*
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As much I don't mind to see him die in his own lung piss over there I think a lot of you goons really read too much into stuff. Lots of even older people did recover surprisingly fast without many side effects going on beneath the surface. Some of them die, yes.
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Don't 'fect my heart My lumpy trumpy heart The Chinese flu's not what I want If it infects my heart My lumpy trumpy heart It might just roni up and kill this oval office
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Klaaz posted:As much I don't mind to see him die in his own lung piss over there I think a lot of you goons really read too much into stuff. Lots of even older people did recover surprisingly fast without many side effects going on beneath the surface. Some of them die, yes. Let us dream. Also real life lol; my wife and I went over to see my parents on Sunday. My dad greets us by saying "DID YOU SEE THE NEWS? TRUMP'S DEAD!" and for one joyous moment I thought it was true.
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