- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Apr 28, 2024 04:03
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends
"oh like sarcasm?"
Well not too mean
"then self-deprecating"
haha listen don't be too hard on yourself
"so, edgy"
absolutely not
In the "Setting up the BYOB info/recruitment booth" Thread lol
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Sep 23, 2020 00:41
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the devil posted in byob, he was looking for a soul to steal
he offered whistlin and ventriloquism but he didn't offer any good deals
well he came across a poster, posting "my dudes" in the wednesday thread
and he tapped away at his keyboard, a clatterin sound to wake the dead
"i bet you didn't know it, but i'm a poster too"
"i post the most from coast to coast, and i can post better than you"
"now you post a pretty good thread, boy, and i'm glad you're having fun"
"how bout postin with the devil, and we'll see who's number one?"
well that poster said "no way man, that's totally unchill"
"i'm posting just for love of the game, i do it for the thrill"
"the wednesday frog, my posting pals, that chill-rear end hammock cat"
he said "if you like to post man, why don't you just do that?"
well the devil fumed and the devil spat, and he called that poster a nerd
but the poster smiled and tipped his hat, and typed out "haha, word?"
the devil kept on posting but he was starting to feel ill
everyone knows how this story goes, the devil had zero chill. OH
postin on the forums, having fuuuuuun
goin outside to chill in the suuuuuun
whatever comes to your heeeeead
comedy sixer when you go to beeeeed
well the devil learnt his lesson, or so i like to think
he decided fire and brimstone made quite an awful stink
he threw down his pitchfork, he let some imps take charge
and now he posts in lavender and teal where the posters quest for marge
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Oct 1, 2020 19:16
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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wow just wow
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Oct 1, 2020 19:41
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- Jinh
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that's so good owlhawk!!
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Oct 1, 2020 19:46
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Oct 1, 2020 19:47
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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Holy poo poo
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Oct 1, 2020 20:01
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- City of Glompton
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wow just wow
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Oct 1, 2020 21:55
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- Subjunctive
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✨sparkle and shine✨
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that was amazing
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Oct 1, 2020 22:06
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- Prof. Crocodile
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from the duke nukem quote thread
No matter how much rear end I kick, I can't escape this gumless hell
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Oct 2, 2020 17:32
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by sebmojo
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that whole thread is v good
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Oct 2, 2020 17:57
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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from the "great goon giveaway" vegemite thread
"I love to eat this, perhaps on the crackers I keep under my desk" - TSA agent, opening a package to find a thick black paste
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Oct 2, 2020 20:06
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- Joey McChrist
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from the good jokes without a thread thread:
my no-account zoomer child: wu-tang is dad rap.
me: dad rap? well let me tell you something, young man: when i was your age shameek from loving 212 got bucked. word life, god. word is bond. came through in the black land, god, from out of nowhere, god. word is bond i'm coming to get my culture cipher, god, and they just... word is bond, crazy shots just went the gently caress off, god.
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Oct 2, 2020 22:12
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- nut
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from the good jokes without a thread thread:
this loving gets me every time i even look near it
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Oct 2, 2020 22:24
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- Prof. Crocodile
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"mum, you'll never guess but lowtax sold the forum.... No lowtax..no you don't know him...wait no I don't want to talk to dad...*under my breath* gently caress"
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Oct 10, 2020 17:39
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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This town? this ole town was built on dick-sucking. Never known anything else, but it's a dying business around here. Movin all the factories down south where there ain't no union or packin it up and movin 'em overseas. Don't make any sense to me, but here we are. Time and motion guys come in and do studies, say they can suck dicks twice as fast and for a third the cost in Japan, but who the heck's gonna go to japan for a dick sucking?
Used to be five dick-sucking factories here, runnin 3 shifts each-15,000 prime cocksuckers in this town and good folks that knew their trade. Now we've got 1 plant runnin one shift, and they're on short time these days. 15,000 down to 200 part timers. Used to be 4 grocery stores and Spunkermann's deptartment store down on main straight-now alls we've got is the walmart. Things have sure changed. Back in the day we used to suck cocks from all over the world-Germany, England, Italy, hell I even sucked a French cock in my time- and they were damned grateful for it too. Said all their dick-sucking factories got bombed in the war and they hadn't had a real dick sucking since '39. Guess that's what we were fighting for really-the freedom to suck dick. Never thought of it that way, but I think it's true.
The Kaiser just really brought this one home
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Oct 14, 2020 05:54
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- Prof. Crocodile
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i think preprep was setting this joke up for weeks before he finally got a chance to land it
the 7-11 had four different flavors of four loko. they're charging $3.50 a can.
in the UK?!
the united kingdom of oregon
I got u confused with the voice of labour sorry bud
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Oct 15, 2020 02:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'll never tell
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Oct 15, 2020 02:29
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- Prof. Crocodile
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from the '2020 sheep and wool festival' thread
*border collie frantically trying to keep the sheep 6 feet away from each other*
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Oct 20, 2020 23:56
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by sebmojo
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im sorry if u regret this post gfd
she enters the room mysteriously. im ace private detective rock strongo and I went through a messy divorce and also my kid is dead. anyway this broad looks like trouble, but trouble is my middle name. literally. im rock trouble strongo. idk what problem my parents had. sorry anyway this broad had blonde legs and pale blue legs. by the way I'm on horse tranquillisers
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Oct 23, 2020 23:48
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✨sparkle and shine✨
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I’m here to tell you that ketamine is good poo poo even when a doctor is in charge.
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Oct 23, 2020 23:50
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Thread title: nosferatu was an incel
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Oct 26, 2020 15:07
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Apr 28, 2024 04:03
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- Gluten Free Dad
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im sorry if u regret this post gfd
i regret nothing, least of all my crippling horse tranquilliser addiction
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