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Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007

hasn't this admin been doing the thing where they do the fast, less accurate test first, then, if it's positive or they have symptoms they do the confirmation test? lol if so

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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its the one time in the past 4 years where it'd be appropriate for him to lie in bed all day high as a kite while tweeting and he can't do it

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


Was this in-person?

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

bag em and tag em posted:

Don't be like one of those losers who dies of a little cough

He is 100% going to say something like this, just watch.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


One hell of a reference

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


Bye bye! :smugdon:

to me.

from reality

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Joke's on you, I got COVID on purpose, because I'm a good leader

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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also lol donald trump got covid 19 a year into the pandemic despite being the president of the united states with access to all the best health care and protection on the planet

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

At this point the GOP's gotta be hoping they can drag Trump across the finish line so Pence can take over if he croaks, right? Like, whoever needs to get sick along the way gets sick, but they gotta do what they can to win.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/MrDanZak/status/1313270464593252352?s=20

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Hey if you loving hate Donald Trump watch this clip

https://twitter.com/brenonade/status/1313263278613827585?s=21

The Postman
May 12, 2007

Every time I think there's no possible way I could laugh harder when he dies... He delivers.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Bust Rodd posted:

Hey if you loving hate Donald Trump watch this clip

https://twitter.com/brenonade/status/1313263278613827585?s=21

It would be wrong to hope he drowns in his own lung fluids on stage during a live national broadcast so that we can watch the whole agonizing process so I'm wishing him a swift resolution to his very serious illness

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


So how many days until he does an in-person rally despite him having to quarantine for two weeks?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


bag em and tag em posted:

It would be wrong to hope he drowns in his own lung fluids on stage during a live national broadcast so that we can watch the whole agonizing process so I'm wishing him a swift resolution to his very serious illness

Not all that unlikely honestly the lights will be very hot and he will be feeling the pressure of the questions. If he goes on stage during the debate he's probably not going to have at least some complication.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
This whole 4 years has just been a continuation of him working in reality TV and putting on a show. He never wanted to help America. And once he was done putting on today's big show, he finally took the first opportunity to rip that mask off because he feels cured and immune so screw everyone who cares about them? I don't WANNA!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Mitch cancelling senate sessions now that he might lose a vote against the healthy Dems

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
When will he ask the doctors for other more unnatural cures? Maybe some sort of elixir or a special chalice once thought lost to time?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Lol didn't expect it so fast.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
Not to be a broken record but Biden is kicking rear end right now.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/GuyDebored/status/1313266149904330756?s=20

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Oscar Wild posted:

Lol didn't expect it so fast.

Trying to stay ahead of Twitter showing him wheezing.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Blood...hmmm maybe something in blood

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Also a reminder that claiming with no evidence that Biden would get performance-enhancing drugs shot in his rear end before the next debate was, again, Trump projection.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

cheap fucks couldn't splurge for a mission accomplished banner on the white house

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Catastrophe posted:

Also a reminder that claiming with no evidence that Biden would get performance-enhancing drugs shot in his rear end before the next debate was, again, Trump projection.

Projection trending into crystal-ballion levels of predicting his future actions.

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/Sbassbear/status/1313276912828141568?s=19

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




If Trump doesn’t die and goes on to win the election, I think we can say with 100% certainty that we are all just NPCs in a simulation and Trump is the lone PC. :sad:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

LabyaMynora posted:

If Trump doesn’t die and goes on to win the election, I think we can say with 100% certainty that we are all just NPCs in a simulation and Trump is the lone PC. :sad:

💯

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LabyaMynora posted:

If Trump doesn’t die and goes on to win the election, I think we can say with 100% certainty that we are all just NPCs in a simulation and Trump is the lone PC. :sad:

OOF, too real, and he's got that mod so he can kill kids too now.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

"It's all been leading up to this.

Watch the hotly anticipated Season Finale this Thursday 8PM EST"

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


LabyaMynora posted:

If Trump doesn’t die and goes on to win the election, I think we can say with 100% certainty that we are all just NPCs in a simulation and Trump is the lone PC. :sad:

That is how Trump views the world.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

LifeSunDeath posted:

OOF, too real, and he's got that mod so he can kill kids too now.

Thats just regular fallout 1 and 2

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The only thing Trump can view is the next hamburger coming his way

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Bust Rodd posted:

Hey if you loving hate Donald Trump watch this clip

https://twitter.com/brenonade/status/1313263278613827585?s=21

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1313279911692394496

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

LabyaMynora posted:

If Trump doesn’t die and goes on to win the election, I think we can say with 100% certainty that we are all just NPCs in a simulation and Trump is the lone PC. :sad:

And he's using like 4 fuckin cheat codes.

Sockser posted:

Joke's on you, I got COVID on purpose, because I'm a good leader

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

This is literally why SNL is dog poo poo and parody is truly dead. When you have a bare faced death cult who are at the literal bottom of class and taste and grace, you cannot become more silly than they are openly and proudly. Jesus Christ.

If you ever need ammunition to counter someone saying David Foster Wallace was a good philosopher or correct about irony, you need only look at Trump and 2020.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

verbal enema posted:

Thats just regular fallout 1 and 2

In Germany the Fallout games were released with children art assets removed entirely to avoid sale restrictions. The North American version let's you get your child murder groove on no problem though :black101:

What we need to worry about is if Baron shows him how to get mods that puts breasts on everything.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




It’s not even a game. There’s no adversity. It’s just a “live your fantasy” simulator and any choice he makes is the right one. There is no failure state no matter what he does.

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