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r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

Avirosb posted:

This Halloween I'm going as a super-spreader. Mask off!

If you really want to terrify everyone, wear this

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duck trucker: Oct 14, 2017; YOSPOS

The made a vaccine out of Trump's blood. It cures covid by filling your arteries with so much plaque there's no space left for the virus.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:34

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:

If Ben Shapiro's wife was cheating on him he would become some sort of insufferable young republican singularity. The ultimate form of misogyny, bigotry, stupidity and misery. The Dr. Manhattan of White Boys.

He could kill us all with his lovely takes.

again, Ben Shapiro's wife is basically the most backward, conservative strain of the Likud party embodied as a female doctor; she's like a Trumpist if they'd been allowed to actively, enthusiastically engage and participate in open, sanctioned genocide their entire existence.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:34

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Where are all the chainmail masks

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:34

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

I'm standing in a bar in Osaka laughing my balls off at this poo poo. I hope everyone is doing alright, but man. Sure feels like I bailed on the US at the right time

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:35

hey mom its 420: May 12, 2007

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm standing in a bar in Osaka laughing my balls off at this poo poo. I hope everyone is doing alright, but man. Sure feels like I bailed on the US at the right time

sugoiiiii

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:35

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm standing in a bar in Osaka laughing my balls off at this poo poo. I hope everyone is doing alright, but man. Sure feels like I bailed on the US at the right time

wtf i wanna bein the japan

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:35

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

its 10:36am and I'm finishing a bottle of kamchatka t

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:36

nishi koichi: Feb 16, 2007; everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

verbal enema posted:

wtf i wanna bein the japan

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:36

The Postman: May 12, 2007

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm standing in a bar in Osaka laughing my balls off at this poo poo. I hope everyone is doing alright, but man. Sure feels like I bailed on the US at the right time

Good luck at getting a sip of Donald Trump's special serum from all the way over there!!!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:36

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

r u ready to WALK posted:

If you really want to terrify everyone, wear this

This is a clear mask with bling right? That's not just a bunch of nothing and just show... oh god there is going to be a sneeze and snot hanging off that thing isn't there.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:37

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Mox Hombre posted:

sugoiiiii

Yarroooooo

verbal enema posted:

wtf i wanna bein the japan

Let me know if you drop by! Or stay.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:37

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

zer0spunk posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1313473300312584194

yesssss this is going to be amazing

lol do it in front of the oval office windows so we can see all the rats fleeing the ship in the background while tumb gasps for air

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:37

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

The Postman posted:

Good luck at getting a sip of Donald Trump's special serum from all the way over there!!!

No! Lord! Why have you forsaken me?

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:37

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm standing in a bar in Osaka laughing my balls off at this poo poo. I hope everyone is doing alright, but man. Sure feels like I bailed on the US at the right time

OMG I miss Dotonburi so much. Sadly last time I was there they'd removed the Kirin museum/brewpub.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:38

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm standing in a bar in Osaka laughing my balls off at this poo poo. I hope everyone is doing alright, but man. Sure feels like I bailed on the US at the right time

you know drat well that you did :colbert:

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:38

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Trump draining his body of all its blood to save are country.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:38

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Oscar Wild posted:

Trump draining his body of all its blood to save are country.

Probably gonna be the other way around

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:39

The Postman: May 12, 2007

I wonder if Trump will reshoot the piss tape because he's not happy with how the first turned out

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:40

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

busalover posted:

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1313215958442553345

I've never heard of unwanted pregnancies being contagious, idiot.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:40

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

A Fancy Hat posted:

An excerpt from Ben Shapiro's new novel - I am TRUMP

"Wow," said Donald Trump, the strongest man on Earth. "I guess it's time to give everyone the serum from my powerful yet lithe body, rippling with muscle."

"Yes SIR!" came the reply. It came from Sven Bajiro, Trump's personal assistant, best friend, and the tallest man in the world. He was almost 8 feet tall, and had what scientists called a "Second growth spurt" from being so good at debating. That hit when he was in his 30s, turning him from an average heighted man to an absolute titan. Sven's phone buzzed and he excused himself for a moment.

Oh yes, a text from AOC. Sven had long ago dared her to debate him, and yet she refused. She was playing hard to get, a common technique that females would employ to entice virile male specimens. What she didn't know was that Sven was saving himself for marriage, which is a totally cool thing that he always planned on and definitely not a side effect of his personality. He glanced at the text message. AOC was begging HIM to debate HER! Funny how the shoe was on the other foot now that he was the tallest man in the world and working directly with the strongest man on Earth who had magical blood.

"Mr. President, you're just... WOW! I never heard of Obama doing anything like this."

Oh yes, Obama. Obama, who had run the country into the ground for 8 years. Obama, who had secretly been a Muslim the whole time and had attempted to sell America down the river. Down the Euphrates River, that is. But Sven had discovered the plan, to literally sell the rights to the United States to a terrorist known only as "Sanders". Sven had his own guesses as to who Sanders might be, but he was too busy preparing to release the Trump serum to focus on that. Tomorrow, he said, tomorrow I'll work on that.

The first 7 needles broke against Trump's diamond-like skin. The 8th one finally entered Trump's vein and began to draw out the blood. It was black like oil, black like the oil that the United States was completely justified in destroying the Middle East to get.

"You know, Sven, I imagine you'll want to get back to that beautiful wife of yours after this, right?"

"Actually, Mr. President, you're thinking of Ben Shapiro. It's understandable, we're both equally handsome and intelligent. But he's only slightly above average in height, whereas I'm the tallest man in the world."

"Oh," replied the President. "I should like to meet this Ben Shapiro one day. He sounds like an incredible man."

"He is. He trained me in the art of debating. And his wife is extremely attracted to him. You can tell it from how her vagina reacts. It doesn't need to drip water all over the place, that's disgusting and it doesn't happen anyway."

Lmfao

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:40

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

mono posted:

They're callin' it Cairo Coochie. Wives all across America dryin' up like a jelly fish in the sun.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:42

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313489465139134464?s=19

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:42

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

trumps blood smells like rotten brussel sprouts

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:43

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313489709847531520?s=19

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:43

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

duck trucker posted:

The made a vaccine out of Trump's blood. It cures covid by filling your arteries with so much plaque there's no space left for the virus.

You won't be laughing when Trump wins the Nobel prize in medicine for discovering the cure to Covid is 6 McDonald's fish sandwiches a day.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:43

The Postman: May 12, 2007

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313489709847531520?s=19

Hahahaha

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:43

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313489465139134464?s=19

Look at this fool. Absolutely dooming himself with the unbreakable law of "there's always a tweet."

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:43

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

InternetJunky posted:

You won't be laughing when Trump wins the Nobel prize in medicine for discovering the cure to Covid is 6 McDonald's fish sandwiches a day (and all the experimental drugs that only a head of state has access to, or could afford, because we're paying for it).

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:44

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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313489709847531520?s=19

this isn't him! 'Evening'????? He doesn't that poo poo!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:44

anatomi: Jan 31, 2015

What an infuriating, disgusting little man (my monitor is on).

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:44

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

verbal enema posted:

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# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:45

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313489465139134464?s=19

What he tweets will be a window into his madness.

"FEELING GREAT!"

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:46

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313489465139134464?s=19

FEELING (GRAPE)!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:46

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/LauraBray__/status/1313289470909788160?s=20

god emperor ascends to the golden throne and needs baby souls and big macs every day
the black helicopters depart from dc for their grim harvest

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:46

busalover: Sep 12, 2020

verbal enema posted:

this isn't him! 'Evening'????? He doesn't that poo poo!

yeah "on the evening of thursday" is way too complex. shame on you, intern!

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:47

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

old beast lunatic posted:

Look at this fool. Absolutely dooming himself with the unbreakable law of "there's always a tweet."

Your insightful post fills me with hope, for more intense lols to come.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:47

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

The Postman posted:

I wonder if Trump will reshoot the piss tape because he's not happy with how the first turned out

Trump flies to Moscow, demanding between labored breaths Russian hookers capable of pissing 6 feet straight up in the air and hitting the ceiling before the bed. "Fountains of piss" is heard from the back of the plane.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:47

The Postman: May 12, 2007

Very much looking forward to sparring with my opponent Joe Biden on October 15th 2020 which is a Thursday at 9 PM EST. I am clearly okay because I posted specific details. Nothing is wrong at all.

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:48

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Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

verbal enema posted:

wtf i wanna bein the japan

# ? Oct 6, 2020 15:49

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