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I woke up to some rear end in a top hat launching fireworks and I was SO EXCITED that the fat bastard had finally croaked 
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Oct 8, 2020 08:37
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Kite Pride Worldwide posted:I woke up to some rear end in a top hat launching fireworks and I was SO EXCITED that the fat bastard had finally croaked My heart skips a beat every time my phone does the Apple news alert sound. Why not dead?
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Oct 8, 2020 08:41
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Same, I wake up filled with 23 pages to read and no one's dead why not done???
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Oct 8, 2020 08:44
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Play posted:cool, cool. just a guy who condones the rape of children in the US House of Representatives, trying to tell us what is right It's the Hastert rule, each party has to have em or they can't pass legislation
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Oct 8, 2020 08:46
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Jose posted:Ty its time for you to toughen up and just stay awake all night.
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Play posted:cool, cool. just a guy who condones the rape of children in the US House of Representatives, trying to tell us what is right House of Raperesentatives
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Oct 8, 2020 08:51
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Skin walkin’ Hilary can do flies now!
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Oct 8, 2020 09:15
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 its astounding that anyone could think someone with this kind of 24/7 social media obsession would also be a productive worker i think i put the dot a little too far to the right. were only 3/4 through the year gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Oct 8, 2020 |
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Oct 8, 2020 09:16
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i've been drunkenly shitposting on twitter but now people are responding to me but I can't remember what they're talking about or what I even said
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Oct 8, 2020 09:17
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Play posted:i've been drunkenly shitposting on twitter but now people are responding to me but I can't remember what they're talking about or what I even said  
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Oct 8, 2020 09:23
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Here's a thing about the fly: To people like Pence, and most Republicans, (rich conservative white men), noting hurts and angers them more than being made fun of. Being a figure of ridicule. So it doesn't matter how many sycophants he has telling him that he won the debate, the fact that he was made to look silly, and is being laughed at is burning him up inside. It's part of the (very credible) theory as to why Trump even ran for president and his blood hatred of Obama. It's because B-Rock "the islamic shock" once made a joke about him and constantly laughs off Donald's hate and vitriol. To a humourless thin skinned arsenugget like Trump, this is the ultimate wrong. They feel diminished, and belittled, and disrespected, and this is the worst that could ever happen to a person. So no matter how well he thinks he argued his "Biden will raise taxes and make everyone a forced antifa lesbian with access to public transport and healthcare" point. All you need to do is say "haha there was a fly on your head." and it cuts him to ribbons inside. Which is good, the fundamentalist fuckknucle needs to feel pain. Lots of it. Motherfucker is an advocate for "pray the gay away" camps that use Electro-Shock therapy. May he die alone and unloved.
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Oct 8, 2020 09:28
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https://twitter.com/rabbitandcoffee/status/1314116774963499008
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Oct 8, 2020 09:30
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gary oldmans diary posted:
Can you ever go too far right with trump
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Oct 8, 2020 09:38
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Harking back to the distant past here, but I don't think it's entirely bibically accurate to claim God sends plagues as a reward to the faithful?
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Oct 8, 2020 09:38
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https://twitter.com/SenMikeLee/status/1314089207875371008 more dexamethasone posting, with a surprise fascist twist at the end
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Oct 8, 2020 09:39
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Oct 8, 2020 09:44
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Just remembered that Trump has the roni, so here I am. Greetings from Australia.
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Oct 8, 2020 09:49
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lol drat
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Oct 8, 2020 09:49
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So what was this? Every time someone posts a tweet itt that a ton of people react to I can count on it being deleted by the time I get to it 
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Oct 8, 2020 09:50
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Oct 8, 2020 09:50
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Play posted:https://twitter.com/SenMikeLee/status/1314089207875371008 Give me prospefity or give me death!!! E: in case he deletes it  E2: pretty sure he's drunk, he's misspelling poo poo all over the place 
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Oct 8, 2020 10:01
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Would most people really be upset though if their city was a thriving metropolis with robust employment and wages, not to mention plenty of options for culture and entertainment? A nation of San Franciscos, if such a thing were possible, would be richer than any country that doesn't have more oil than people.
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Oct 8, 2020 10:17
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Would most people really be upset though if their city was a thriving metropolis with robust employment and wages, not to mention plenty of options for culture and entertainment? A nation of San Franciscos, if such a thing were possible, would be richer than any country that doesn't have more oil than people. on the other hand, gay sex
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Oct 8, 2020 10:19
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A metropolis with an average rent of $4000 a month. gently caress Jim Jordan, but lol @ the idea of some heinously overpriced yuppie shithole where low wage workers have to get shuttled in as being some sort of gold standard for living.
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Oct 8, 2020 10:25
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Would most people really be upset though if their city was a thriving metropolis with robust employment and wages, not to mention plenty of options for culture and entertainment? A nation of San Franciscos, if such a thing were possible, would be richer than any country that doesn't have more oil than people. to be fair, San Francisco has a pretty severe issue with homelessness to be more fair, this guy doesn't give a poo poo about that veni veni veni posted:A metropolis with an average rent of $4000 a month. gently caress Jim Jordan, but lol @ the idea of some heinously overpriced yuppie shithole where low wage workers have to get shuttled in as being some sort of gold standard for living. also yeah
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Oct 8, 2020 10:27
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San Fran is a loving dump
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Oct 8, 2020 10:28
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More like San Fahgettaboutit! Amiright?
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Oct 8, 2020 10:30
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I literally had a dead guy err... sleeping next to my car and that was last year when things were all gravy. So are we going to get Bill Clinton as the new 1st lady this time? 
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Oct 8, 2020 10:31
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lol oh that's right donald turmp got the rona
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Oct 8, 2020 10:31
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Had something interesting happened during the debate? The whole thing flew over my head  Actually it was 5am in my fash bitch of a country I'm lolling remembering when that old piecd of poo poo pence came to warsaw and everybody was just eating doggie treats straight from his hand lol
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Oct 8, 2020 10:32
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boethius posted:on the other hand, gay sex We've had at least one politician here in Australia who was absolutely certain that no one in his rural electorate was gay, and was happy to go on record and say that.
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Oct 8, 2020 10:35
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veni veni veni posted:A metropolis with an average rent of $4000 a month. gently caress Jim Jordan, but lol @ the idea of some heinously overpriced yuppie shithole where low wage workers have to get shuttled in as being some sort of gold standard for living. It's a whole lot better than paying the $1500 US average rent when the only non-retail jobs available are paying $12/hr as a call center agent or home health assistant. And unlike Nowhere, Indiana or Columbus, Ohio there is poo poo to do other than going to TGIFridays and watching the latest movie.
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Oct 8, 2020 10:35
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Lol. Remember when everyone was acting like Trump had some kind of plan or even maybe a method for what he was doing?
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Oct 8, 2020 10:36
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Lol. Remember when everyone was acting like Trump had some kind of plan or even maybe a method for what he was doing? for certain definitions of "everyone" that include almost no one, yes I remember that
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Oct 8, 2020 10:37
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Quantum of Phallus posted:San Fran is a loving dump man you idiots are really missing the point
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Oct 8, 2020 10:37
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Lol. Remember when everyone was acting like Trump had some kind of plan or even maybe a method for what he was doing? there are still people out there who believe that everything you are seeing is part of the most meticulously planned and orchestrated political action of all time, and that Hillary will be arrested any moment
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Oct 8, 2020 10:37
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laserghost posted:Had something interesting happened during the debate? The whole thing flew over my head no one gives a poo poo about the debate the dude got a fly on his head like he is a poo poo head roflmao
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Oct 8, 2020 10:38
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QuarkJets posted:for certain definitions of "everyone" that include almost no one, yes I remember that Fair. I just remember democrats and some media outlets trying to dissect why he was doing things or whatever, along with the weird Trump fans who were convinced he was playing interdimensional chess.
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Trump is in his hospital bed right now, which flies through the air really fast to create a vortex, launching the coming storm that will culminate in Killary Klinton getting indicted for using counterfeit coupons at cold stone creamery. Getting coronavirus was necessary in order to drain the swamp, they wouldn't let him use the flying hospital bed unless he was really sick
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