Idiots on Social Media: If cum was garlic sauce I'd give way more blowjobs.

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History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

There�s a photo of the shooter kneeling with his hands up presumably being arrested, and you can clearly see he�s got a space invader on the inside of his wrist with what looks like some illegible text under it.

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:00

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

What makes this one especially good is that school's back on already anyway.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:39

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

iwentdoodie posted:

The one where he fires you can see the edge of it, but again it doesn't mean anything.

I'm also fairly certain the chuds blm shirt is a "you're loving right biker lives matter" shirt, now that I think about it. I've seen them a few times. Dude is also covered in rune tats and poo poo on the inside of his left arm.

Here�s a photo taken right before the shooting

Shooter is security for a news crew. Dead guy is chud who sprayed him with mace or something. I�m not sure why he did that.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:01

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Shooter is a Pinkerton agent

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:08

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Scratch Monkey posted:

Here’s a photo taken right before the shooting

That's him literally in the act of getting shot. You can see the ejected cartridge casing above the gun.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 13:34

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

The rate those murder photos are getting posted and reposted all over these forums you can't tell me Americans aren't thirsty for gun violence.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 14:57

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

sassassin posted:

The rate those murder photos are getting posted and reposted all over these forums you can't tell me Americans aren't thirsty for gun violence.

I think the extreme amount of gun violence we have here might have been more of a giveaway but sure

# ? Oct 11, 2020 15:01

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Yes it�s gun violence and not sectarian violence that Americans are concerned about. It�s definitely the tool and not the reason.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 15:20

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 15:26

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

I hope he finds the answers he�s looking for researching on ~~you~~porntube

# ? Oct 11, 2020 15:29

Bayham Badger: Jan 19, 2007; Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Hypothesis: those bitches is just peeing.
Procedure: unspeakable
Conclusion: yeop

# ? Oct 11, 2020 15:35

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Test result: it was pee

# ? Oct 11, 2020 15:37

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/Julian_g59/status/1315143846783668224?s=20
:ironicat:

# ? Oct 11, 2020 16:03

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

AlbieQuirky posted:

There really aren�t �great independent candidates� in this election. There are two independent candidates: Brock loving Pierce running as an independent candidate on cryptocurrency and �I hate the two-party system,� and Kanye West doing whatever he�s doing.

As for smaller party nominees, there�s Jo Jorgensen for the Libertarians with the usual Libertarian platform, Howie Hawkins for the Greens with a pro-Green New Deal and pro-union platform, and the usual assortment of people running to the extreme right and left.

Rocky de la Fuente, Baby!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 18:37

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/greenpartyofde/status/1278745196562440192?lang=en

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:13

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

More a social media post about idiots, but still.

https://twitter.com/lauravslife/status/1314517567596302336?s=20

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:31

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Takoluka posted:

SC BBQ > NC BBQ, don't @ me

I can�t believe you�ve done this

# ? Oct 11, 2020 21:05

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

Skwirl posted:

More a social media post about idiots, but still.

https://twitter.com/lauravslife/status/1314517567596302336?s=20

Oh. Oh wow. :allears:

# ? Oct 11, 2020 21:34

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Follow up to the 25th Amendment guy.

It�s all a secret plan!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 22:25

Elblanco: May 26, 2008

In what loving world is Bernie mentoring Kamala Harris?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 22:46

LordSaturn: Aug 12, 2007; sadly unfunny

"what bill" like if I wanted to show Nancy Pelosi voting for another monstrous defense budget, I could name H.R. 8337, so what bill did she introduce that does anything like that

(yes, arguing with these people is pointless, but you can waste a bunch of their time and energy with short, unanswerable questions about their nonsensical beliefs)

also lol at Kamala doing anything Bernie says, ever, at all

EDIT: vvv to be clear I agree vvv

LordSaturn has a new favorite as of 23:02 on Oct 11, 2020

# ? Oct 11, 2020 22:47

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

LordSaturn posted:

"what bill" like if I wanted to show Nancy Pelosi voting for another monstrous defense budget, I could name H.R. 8337, so what bill did she introduce that does anything like that

(yes, arguing with these people is pointless, but you can waste a bunch of their time and energy with short, unanswerable questions about their nonsensical beliefs)

also lol at Kamala doing anything Bernie says, ever, at all

If Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the Democratic establishment wanted Bernie Sanders in charge of the executive branch he'd be the loving nominee.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 22:51

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Elblanco posted:

In what loving world is Bernie mentoring Kamala Harris?

the world where he sucked up all the gas fumes that the person that wrote that dumb rear end poo poo inhaled.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 22:58

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

Note: this is never true.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 01:45

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Yeah, nobody needs to hear gamers� opinions. Not that that�ll stop them.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 02:03

Mushika: Dec 22, 2010

Sorry, wrong thread

Mushika has a new favorite as of 02:11 on Oct 12, 2020

# ? Oct 12, 2020 02:08

Sexual Aluminum: Jun 21, 2003; is made of candy; Soiled Meat

Elblanco posted:

In what loving world is Bernie mentoring Kamala Harris?

Fox News cinematic universe

# ? Oct 12, 2020 02:15

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

subpar anachronism posted:

After enjoying your posts all these years you stab me in the back

You made my day. Thank you so much.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 04:00

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

Takoluka posted:

SC BBQ > NC BBQ, don't @ me

Mods?!?!

# ? Oct 12, 2020 06:48

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Data Graham posted:

Test result: it was pee

B-b...

But pee is stored in the balls??!?!??

# ? Oct 12, 2020 07:51

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pity sex is praxis

https://twitter.com/merrickdeville/status/1315356336922734592?s=20

# ? Oct 12, 2020 08:18

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

One easy trick to rid the world of incels!

# ? Oct 12, 2020 08:41

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Inspector 34 posted:

One easy trick to rid the world of incels!

Won't work

# ? Oct 12, 2020 08:46

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Darn :-(

# ? Oct 12, 2020 08:49

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

a motivated altruist could knock out 4 incels per minute, more if she licked her lips on the approach

# ? Oct 12, 2020 09:52

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

goatsestretchgoals posted:

a motivated altruist could knock out 4 incels per minute, more if she licked her lips on the approach

Lmfao

# ? Oct 12, 2020 09:55

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

I thought this had that "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like" energy.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 10:55

Nuclear War: Nov 7, 2012; You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl

Am I having a stroke?

# ? Oct 12, 2020 11:17

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Nuclear War posted:

Am I having a stroke?

# ? Oct 12, 2020 12:34

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Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

Btw the proof that space invaders are antifa going around twitter is that the shooter�s �local antifa group� has memes of space invaders aliens saying things like �racism is bad� on their website. This is actually true. Except the �local antifa group� in question is located in Vienna, Austria. Their name is WIEN ANTIFA and their site is entirely in german. Chuds live in an alternate reality.

Or he�s an austrian operative undercover in the Pinkertons.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 12:35

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