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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
As in... to punish her?

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AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

Trabant posted:

As in... to punish her?

There was something else going on in that episode, she was expecting to get in trouble when she showed it to him but he didn't care and I just remember him exclaiming excitedly, "Let's go to the Sizzler!". That's my Sizzler story.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

AvesPKS posted:

Sizzler is where Lisa's dad took her after she got a bad report card on Saved by the Bell and I'm pretty sure that's the last time I thought of one before now

Well they were in the news a lot for E Coli. That's mostly how I'll remember them.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs

i was sure i had posted this in here at some point but maybe i'm just thinking of the 90s thread

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Krispy Wafer posted:

The original Chick-Fil-A, also in Atlanta, is still an operating restaurant, but it’s weird. Like it’s a sit down restaurant with waitresses and nice plates/silverware and a tiny dwarf door you can enter through.

That's because Cathy started with the Dwarf Grill, a chicken place down by the old Ford plant. Then he found a way to cook chicken fillets as quickly as hamburgers and opened the first Chickfila in a mall food court.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Well they were in the news a lot for E Coli. That's mostly how I'll remember them.

This is my main thought when thinking of Sizzler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5NweFWjAw

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

My only context for Sizzler is Weird Al's magnum opus, Albuquerque.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe5gaCxWOkg&t=480s

It also made me think I wouldn't like sauerkraut but turns out I love the stuff.

Ofecks
May 4, 2009

A portly feline wizard waddles forth, muttering something about conjured food.


This was a good click, thank you. It reminds me of two things - 1) the last time I went to Waffle House was 7 or 8 years ago with a beloved friend/neighbor who I have since lost contact with; 2) as a kid I enjoyed road trips and was oddly fascinated by the little pockets of commerce adjacent to interstate exits. Some were larger than others, but the bare minimum usually consisted of a gas station, hotel, fast food, and sometimes a sit-down restaurant. Then as a young adult I took a journey through the Northeast and discovered those median-occupying service areas, like rest stops on steroids! We don't have those in VA or NC, at least not where I usually traveled. I know there's one in WV near the I-64 and I-77 confluence.

e: My god, the 2006 flash animation for the above song is quite something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE37e1eK2mY

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Scholtz posted:

My only context for Sizzler is Weird Al's magnum opus, Albuquerque.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe5gaCxWOkg&t=480s

It also made me think I wouldn't like sauerkraut but turns out I love the stuff.

Sizzler is nasty. When I was a kid and my family would go to NC, Golden Corral was always the pro post-beach buffet choice. The times we did sizzler it was always a bummer.


The dining area in a sizzler has strong “someone who’s already written their suicide note and is treating themselves to a last meal” vibes. It’s grim with this weird resigned finality to it.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Sizzler has intense “Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing” energy, basically.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Soylent Pudding posted:

That sounds like a chickfila dwarf house. I remember a couple of them around metro atlanta and as a kid we always loved going to the one near the local mall. Side note, that mall failed so utterly it's now the set where they shoot the mall scenes in Stranger Things

Gwinnett Place Mall was the poo poo back in the 80’s and 90’s with its indoor waterfall. It was the coolest mall around that was rendered obsolete overnight when a bigger mall opened north of them. Turns out a fatal amount of their business were people up I-85 towards South Carolina.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I like some restaurants.

But other restaurants, other restaurants I don't like as much.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Knormal posted:

I like some restaurants.

But other restaurants, other restaurants I don't like as much.

Those ones you like are the bad ones and you should feel bad for liking them.

The other restaurants are the epitome of haute cuisine and you're obviously a goony goon goon who couldn't appreciate them unless they served Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Oh sorry guys was just testing out the neural net I trained on 20 years of gibbis posts

Bony-Eared Assfish
Oct 4, 2018

Knormal posted:

I like some restaurants.

But other restaurants, other restaurants I don't like as much.

The end, no moral.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Krispy Wafer posted:

Gwinnett Place Mall was the poo poo back in the 80’s and 90’s with its indoor waterfall. It was the coolest mall around that was rendered obsolete overnight when a bigger mall opened north of them. Turns out a fatal amount of their business were people up I-85 towards South Carolina.

Most of my "first jobs" were in that mall. I worked at EB Games (not as fun as you'd think), then went to KB Toys (unload a delivery truck by myself in December? Sure), then (if anyone remembers them) that weird Game Keeper board game/puzzle store.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


I worked at that Sears stocking shelves. It was an utter poo poo show of corporate dysfunction and dehumanization. It's also where I began my journey from Ayn Rand worshiping suburban teenager to fully automated space socialist. Specifically they moved mattress sales into my department because we weren't paid on commission. They promised training for us on mattress sales but never actually gave us any. So I started finding the commissioned salespeople and calling them in to close the mattress sales. Since they rang it up they still got commission. My bosses were like "Soylent, why do you keep bringing in people from other departments." "Well bosses, I still haven't received my sales training but they have, so I'm just being proactive in ensuring we get as many sales as possible by bringing in the employees most likely to close the sale."

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Silly Burrito posted:

This is my main thought when thinking of Sizzler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5NweFWjAw

Holy gently caress I thought I was the only one. I’ve never been anywhere near a Sizzler in my life, but the name will forever be burned in my memory thanks to this amazing movie.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

GPTribefan posted:

Holy gently caress I thought I was the only one. I’ve never been anywhere near a Sizzler in my life, but the name will forever be burned in my memory thanks to this amazing movie.

Your mother's an astronaut.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

oh dope posted:

I don't really have anything to add except I drove by a real life, open for business, Ground Round a couple weeks ago and it blew my mind. My mom used to take me and my sister to the one in our neighborhood all the time 30 years ago, and it closed 20 years ago.

I had not even thought of Ground Round since I was like 5, but now the memories are flooding back. I remember exactly where it was, and I ate an ice cream sundae out of a tiny plastic baseball hat that wouldn't even fit a newborn child.

The building is now an urgent care medical clinic, and it is located inside the parking lot of a ghostly strip mall. Between empty slots there is an Aldi, Dollar General, and a Thai place that is shockingly far better than the expensive one downtown.

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

Knormal posted:

I like some restaurants.

But other restaurants, other restaurants I don't like as much.

Sarah Palin is that you???

Dreadwroth2
Feb 28, 2019

by Cyrano4747
In the late 90s, Villagr Inn was where my social circle spent way too much time. I remember the day they finally banned smoking inside and switched out the ceiling panels, I had no idea they were supposed to be white too.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Apparently they tore it down about 5 years ago, but one of the Denny's we liked to go to actually had a bar attached to it.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Iron Crowned posted:

Apparently they tore it down about 5 years ago, but one of the Denny's we liked to go to actually had a bar attached to it.

Was the bar part of the Denny’s or was it a separate storefront with a door in the middle type thing?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Was the bar part of the Denny’s or was it a separate storefront with a door in the middle type thing?

I honestly don't know, I haven't lived in the area in 17 years, and I wasn't exactly going to bars yet when I did. It was sort of our tertiary Denny's, so we didn't go there frequently, but I recall the entire building being a standalone, where most of it was Denny's, but there was definitely a separate area with it's own entrance that was a bar.

EDIT:

Just looked it up on GOogle Streetview, and the sign says:

"<-- Cocktail Lounge
Resturaunt -->"

and the door clearly has a Denny's logo on it.

EDIT 2:
Yeah, looks like it closed in 2018 and was torn down in 2019, it's now just an empty field :rip:

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I remember when there was a Sizzler every other town on Long Island in the 80s-90s, then they became almost solely a west coast thing.

wankel13b
Jan 23, 2005

quak

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Honestly, I think that's just a function of people not remembering how the symbol works in math. You wouldn't think people could forget "the crocodile wants to eat the bigger number" but some people seem to put lots of effort into not absorbing stuff.

Alli-greater, Less-lie-Ann. Alli-greater made sense, there's no tie-in to alligator or crocodile for the "less than" sign, so they just went with a proper name. Still, just knowing the alligator part works for me. I am so unbelievably math stupid.

Unrelated and not a circling the drain story, but I remember when Meijer was known as Meijer's Thrifty Acres.

Cat Ass Trophy
Jul 24, 2007
I can do twice the work in half the time

Iron Crowned posted:

I honestly don't know, I haven't lived in the area in 17 years, and I wasn't exactly going to bars yet when I did. It was sort of our tertiary Denny's, so we didn't go there frequently, but I recall the entire building being a standalone, where most of it was Denny's, but there was definitely a separate area with it's own entrance that was a bar.

EDIT:

Just looked it up on GOogle Streetview, and the sign says:

"<-- Cocktail Lounge
Resturaunt -->"

and the door clearly has a Denny's logo on it.

EDIT 2:
Yeah, looks like it closed in 2018 and was torn down in 2019, it's now just an empty field :rip:

Denny's Lounges used to be a thing. We had one near us when I was a kid in the late 70's/early 80's in the Chicago suburbs. But when we moved to California, there were no lounges. But during a late 2000'3 trip to Seattle, we came across one. I'm pretty sure it even allowed smoking. It was like a trip back in time, complete with the old Denny's starbust raised wood decorations. For the life of me, I can't remember where we were, and I can't find it on Google street view. Somewhere between Tacoma and the OR border. I am sure it is long gone.

Edit: Might have been Spokane. Looks like as recently as 2016 it had a lounge

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Dreadwroth2
Feb 28, 2019

by Cyrano4747
I think Denny's in Washington state still have a few of the lounges, Spokane does I think?
The one I went to in Everett had one in 2002, probably still does.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1316104186065547265

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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If only a superhero (movie) would come and save them.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Solice Kirsk posted:

If only a superhero (movie) would come and save them.

:rohrschachsignal:

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
there's a lot that sucks about the way the movie industry is monetized but almost none of it is the actual theaters' fault and i like going out to the movies for special occasions so this makes me pretty :smith: every time one of these gets posted

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I just hope Alamo Drafthouse makes it

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

quote:

AMC reported it had opened some 494 of its 598 theaters in the U.S. as of last Friday, though they are operating at 20 to 40 percent capacity, and overall attendance stood at just 15 percent of a year prior.

Is there even any profit in operating them like this? Seems like they could probably make the money last longer if they just kept the vast majority of them shuttered.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
But the republicans keep telling them if they open er up everything will be okay/

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Straight White Shark posted:

Is there even any profit in operating them like this? Seems like they could probably make the money last longer if they just kept the vast majority of them shuttered.
Regal shut back down because no new releases are coming out and the ones that did come out had nobody show up

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Straight White Shark posted:

Is there even any profit in operating them like this? Seems like they could probably make the money last longer if they just kept the vast majority of them shuttered.

You're probably right except they're worried people will find somehting else to do than go to the movies and then they'll still be doing that when they open back up

7of7
Jul 1, 2008

hawowanlawow posted:

I just hope Alamo Drafthouse makes it

I know of at least one that's pivoted to a drive-in theater. I'm not sure if they have carhops delivering food and drink but that would be pretty cool.

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GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I too hope that the one theater chain that overtly supports sex offenders remains open. I mean how else am I going to have mediocre food while watching my mediocre movie?

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