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Mirificus posted:
quote:The Messers will rise again! People aren't afraid. We are more brave then ever! Now. We want to secure our safety. Safety through the death of others. Mirificus fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Oct 14, 2020 |
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Messer is German for knife. It is not a "cool" word, and nobody would name themselves "Messers". Especially since another meaning of messer is "someone who measures things". Though perhaps they actually measure things. Heads perhaps, with calipers. Commander Measurehead, of the Messers. It all makes sense now. (Wat)
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# ? Oct 14, 2020 18:57 |
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Antigravitas posted:Messer is German for knife. do u know how literally common a name this is
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# ? Oct 14, 2020 19:40 |
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Star Citizens making a messers of things, I see
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 14:52 |
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quote:The information about how the simulated population of the PU is represented goes back over years, it is very dense and tends to use quite a bit of technical jargon... for example that word 'instantiated' might seem like a slightly made up word to say 'instanced, or put in place' etc, but it isn't, it has an actual meaning in computer science. It's when one part of a representation of a game asset or phenomenon is handled by one system when it is merely virtually simulated and then transferred to another game system when it becomes a possible player encounter. The player does not see this transfer take place. Game designers have spent decades learning how to 'fake' things that the player sees or experiences, NPC scripting is a part of this fakery. Scripts are triggered by what the players do and where they are, but they cannot change. If you go to Whiterun you will see Heimskr sometimes, but he will always be in Whiterun and his behaviour won't change. If you go to the market you will see NPC's and they will have dialogue and actions t perform, if however you are wearing an Amulet of Marra you will have a different script running for that NPC interaction. It's faked to look like the NPC has choice and autonomy, when they don't. The same in Mass Effect etc, if you hit the right dialogue tree options then the character interaction script options change. It's not dynamic, it's faked. The difference is that Chris Roberts will always take the opportunity to not fake it if he possibly can.
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 22:43 |
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 23:01 |
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Just eye rolling levels of fantasy
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:18 |
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:whala That's an even more impressive misspelling than the typical "wallah" I see. It's like he just gave up on spelling it correctly from the very first letter.
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:57 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Just eye rolling levels of fantasy
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:01 |
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The sad thing about the power fantasies of these desperate nerds is that I will never be able to sign up as a lowly deckhand on their ships only to gently caress a bunch of poo poo up and get fired. Because the game will never be made. a new study bible! fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Oct 16, 2020 |
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a new study bible! posted:The sad thing about the power fantasies of these desperate needs is that I will never be able to sign up as a lowly deckhand on their ships only to gently caress a bunch of poo poo up and get fired. you can do that in barotrauma today!
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:53 |
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People say that you'd never get volunteers for being Sanitary Unit Scrubber #9 on the SS Phallus Impudicus or whatever, but I think that isn't true. If this game ever actually existed, the greatest joy would be signing up to crew a ship with a bunch of your friends and then seeing how long it took to give the captain a stress aneurysm. Such grand dreams of stealing people's dreams, stolen in turn by the inability / unwillingness of the developers to actually make a game.
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:59 |
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Isn't this already Space Station 13
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:04 |
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Atopian posted:People say that you'd never get volunteers for being Sanitary Unit Scrubber #9 on the SS Phallus Impudicus or whatever, but I think that isn't true. >press A to go and clean the nozzles on the soup dispenser on level 155 >press D to blow it off and go get well and truly hammered with your mate Petersen hell, I could see myself enjoying Dave Lister Simulator 2k20
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:45 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Isn't this already Space Station 13 you need to have an imagination for that
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:49 |
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Body Collecting Jobs posted:I'll start by saying the pictures used aren't actual dead bodies in plastic. They're in fact Halloween props.
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:56 |
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You should be able to hide a corpse in your luggage - if you chop it up first. That way you can sneak the body out of the space hotel without getting a hit to your reputation. edit: I'd also be ok with dissolving them in a bathtub if that's easier for the devs to implement. DoomLazer fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Oct 16, 2020 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Isn't this already Space Station 13 SS13 is a lot of fun, but everyone already knows what's going to happen. In Hypothetical Future Functioning Star Citizen, you'd be working for someone who spent thousands of dollars in their earnest bid to Be The Big Captain. Greatly enhances the flavour of the suffering.
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:24 |
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Atopian posted:SS13 is a lot of fun, but everyone already knows what's going to happen. I can already imagine the Goon Janitors Union being blacklisted all over the one planet they have in the game... Much like Starfleet Dental, I think I could get on board with a little bit of 'not playing how I want you to play' the game to rile up some of these people.
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 13:05 |
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auzdark posted:I can already imagine the Goon Janitors Union being blacklisted all over the one planet they have in the game... Much like Starfleet Dental, I think I could get on board with a little bit of 'not playing how I want you to play' the game to rile up some of these people. Yeah I wanna gently caress with the public execution face rape jettisoning humans in space makes it not slavery because they're just cargo crowd E: I do not it sounds horrible
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 13:56 |
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IIRC Starfleet Dental pissed off most of the big fancy guilds by being LESS of a dick than they were. The power of spite is certainly something.
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 14:08 |
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DoomLazer posted:You should be able to hide a corpse in your luggage - if you chop it up first. That way you can sneak the body out of the space hotel without getting a hit to your reputation. We'll get started on body dissolving physics right away. The bodies will really dissolve and disintegrate, unlike a regular game which would just have the player model disappear. Why even bother with such low fidelity? Dissolving physics should only add another 6 months or so to the dev time. It's worth waiting just so they can try, fail, and end up implementing a broken version of the 'cheat' workaround anyway that only looks a few years out of date.
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 17:53 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:IIRC Starfleet Dental pissed off most of the big fancy guilds by being LESS of a dick than they were. The power of spite is certainly something. What's the story there? I never played the game but did see the avatars and such. Is it like eve where basically "goons are super organized and play the game the wrong way" or was it something else?
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 18:18 |
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Other guilds were selling their fancy star base stuff, starbase dental gave it away for free
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 19:17 |
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What the gently caress is wrong with these people?! I can't put my finger on what type of people these are. They're so bizarre. I'm trying to categorize them in my brain but I just don't think that's going to happen. They're deviants. sebmojo posted:Other guilds were selling their fancy star base stuff, starbase dental gave it away for free That's hilarious.
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:08 |
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:15 |
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what if 120 days in space sodom?????????????????
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:41 |
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Yeah, or more specifically access to fancy high-end starbase facilities with vendors and crafting stations; the major guilds would require large informal payments of game currency (one of the like half dozen probably) just to hang around and shop, while goons built their own starbase with dabo and hookers and just invited whoever to hang out, which iirc basically killed at least one guild that was relying on that racket. (because in typical mmo drama fashion they're all catty bitches who hate each other but need to impress each other by having the biggest number)
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:01 |
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Not using the bit system. Kills information bottlenecks? posted:A bit looks like this quote:Cause 3 bits can now mean 8 things instead of 6. quote:Yes. And you just told me that 3 bits can be made into octa blocks. quote:The thought of using different wave freq in glass viber to send different kind of bits had occured to me. I did not know we already did that.
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 04:52 |
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Is this the stupidest thing ever written in human history, I wonder.
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 06:38 |
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Mirificus posted:Trying to help here.... Sorry for caring.
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 09:43 |
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Shave and a haircut two octas
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 12:46 |
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its cool that theres a star citizen parrot unironically shouting "pieces of eight! pieces of eight!" and also the whole point of an octa is that it would only take a quarter of an octa to get you a shave and a haircut or 2 bits, sooo, ironically,
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 13:17 |
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Antigravitas posted:Messer is German for knife. They always do poo poo like this. There's a disproportionately large German fanbase for Star Citizen so there's a lot of stuff that comes off feeling very Nazi-like. I remember one guy posting "naysayers RAUS" and all I was just thinking oh yeah this guy is definitely NOT a weird nazi
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 14:53 |
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What the gently caress is going on in those posts? Are the commandos trying to reinvent computing to help CIG fix their tech demo? It's kinda adorable actually if that's the case
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 14:59 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_o_O7v1ews
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 15:04 |
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yea it wont be croberts fault that modern computing just wasnt up to snuff
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 16:47 |
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A visionary, far beyond his time. Like years and years beyond schedule
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 19:52 |
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LET'S FOOL THE SOFTWARE WITH MATH i holler while fistfucking the instrument panel on my tesla roadhead, accellerating so swiftly my front wheels lift off the earth and flip the entire car upside down, compressing me with a sound effect like an elevator falling on an accordion orgy
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 20:43 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 10:21 |
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So I re-installed this game having not touched it for a couple years and it seems like it runs worse than before? I sort of remember there being a basic one or two places-to-visit mockup of a game that was pretty but lacking content. Now it seems like a full solar system but runs like poo poo.
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# ? Oct 17, 2020 21:04 |