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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Annihilation is real

https://twitter.com/markowenmartin/status/1319222420020969473

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Photoshop's a hell of a camera glitch.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/writhing_south/status/1319321208467369984

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/AndrewChesnut1/status/1318174366597775360

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
https://twitter.com/Alanis/status/1319369712468258817

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/TheMERL/status/1313840513146068992

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I do love whoever runs the MERL twitter account because they quite consistently have good shitposts. I liked the one where they tweeted an escalation of rectangular cows.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
An Escalation of Rectangular Cows is my Pink Floyd cover band

We only play songs from Atom Heart Mother and Umma Gumma

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Very strong escalation of rectangular cows game from the MERL account

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


They censored out American Carrot Top's cleavage and vagina bones :(

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1319422894980648960?s=19

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm actually curious how they vote on the ISS.

Like, do they get postal ballots in the resupply ship and then send them back down again?

Where are they registered to vote? Space?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Great question about how, I'd like to know too. As for registration it's probably like mail voting for deployed troops, they have a Home of Record which is their address for official stuff like voting and where to send your stuff if you die.

https://twitter.com/humansnocontext/status/1319338828092657668

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

OwlFancier posted:

I'm actually curious how they vote on the ISS.

Like, do they get postal ballots in the resupply ship and then send them back down again?

Where are they registered to vote? Space?

same as any other absentee ballot for a citizen on a long assignment overseas. astronauts can be registered anywhere but most of them are registered in harris county texas, because that's where mission control and the astronaut training facility is, so that's where astronauts tend to move their families to until they retire or are reassigned away from active space duty. for texas residents, the harris county clerk basically just emails a ballot to the astronaut aboard the ISS via the houston space center. but if an astronaut wanted to maintain like iowa citizenship and keep an iowa home address then it would be up to the wherever county iowa county board of elections to figure out how to get a ballot to that person in space

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
If astronauts can securely vote through email then why can't I?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

wizzardstaff posted:

If astronauts can securely vote through email then why can't I?

I have no idea, but my guess is that confirming the authenticity of the voting information sent via email by the few people on the ISS is probably a much less daunting proposition than doing so for millions and millions of people across the whole country.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
Voting by email is an even worse idea than electronic voting machines.
As humans we are incredibly terrible at securing computer systems. It would only be a matter of time until someone broke in and changed the all-electronic vote counts with basically 0 traces or evidence.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
The only form of government that will ever work is full on cybernetic assimilation to become unified as a species. Personally I think that would be cool as hell and we had that thought of my own accord with no influence from the network

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

wizzardstaff posted:

If astronauts can securely vote through email then why can't I?
Some states allow email voting, my partner voted through email and we are currently in Australia

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Danaru posted:

The only form of government that will ever work is full on cybernetic assimilation to become unified as a species. Personally I think that would be cool as hell and we had that thought of my own accord with no influence from the network

what if someone puts a bomb into your helicopter tho

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Some of my best friends are pigeons and I hear he’s not too popular in their community.

Well, he brought it upon himself.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Ariong posted:

I have no idea, but my guess is that confirming the authenticity of the voting information sent via email by the few people on the ISS is probably a much less daunting proposition than doing so for millions and millions of people across the whole country.

yeah it's really the best option for people in low earth orbit, as opposed to the kinds of people who go to google.com so they can type entire urls in the search box

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/qveeraskvlt/status/1319498356083884033?s=19

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I need to see a therapist because that shouldn’t have taken that little amount of time.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hahaha that's not why you need to see a therapist

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

EL BROMANCE posted:

I need to see a therapist because that shouldn’t have taken that little amount of time.

At the beginning I would read panel by panel and clue in at the end. By now I recognize the abstract shape of the panels in the 2x2 and can identify it before noticing what the panels even depict.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/lionel_trolling/status/928771073453195264

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/belledejour_uk/status/1319532761703743489?s=20

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Is this ethical consumption?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Danaru posted:

The only form of government that will ever work is full on cybernetic assimilation to become unified as a species. Personally I think that would be cool as hell and we had that thought of my own accord with no influence from the network

Leo Jankowski?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Surprisingly interesting content, honestly. I didn't know anything about wagons before this and now I can tell a box wagon from a bow wagon. They also have a wagon from fuckin like 1780 or some poo poo, that's an old-rear end fuckin wagon.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

xtal posted:

At the beginning I would read panel by panel and clue in at the end. By now I recognize the abstract shape of the panels in the 2x2 and can identify it before noticing what the panels even depict.

Same. I feel like we're looking at how logogram based writing systems evolve.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Top tier marketing

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Surprisingly interesting content, honestly. I didn't know anything about wagons before this and now I can tell a box wagon from a bow wagon. They also have a wagon from fuckin like 1780 or some poo poo, that's an old-rear end fuckin wagon.

There’s a video on YouTube of a guy and his company or his friends making a giant wagon wheel for a specific kind of wagon. I think the wagon is in a museum or something. The wheel is nuts. It’s got something crazy like a twenty-foot diameter, and they’re using period-appropriate techniques to build the thing. After using mallets to drive in the enormous wooden spokes, they heat a piece of iron and wrap it around the wagon wheel and let it cool and shrink down to hold everything in place.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:newlol:

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Same. I feel like we're looking at how logogram based writing systems evolve.

That's preposterous, no one would ever

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Milo and POTUS posted:

Hahaha that's not why you need to see a therapist

It’s nice to ease them in before the real fun begins.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


wizzardstaff posted:

That's preposterous, no one would ever



This glyph was ambiguous. It meant both sorrow and hilarity. And also talentless hack.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



It's a joke in classical Arabic studies that every word carries its meaning, the opposite of its meaning, and a meaning related to camel husbandry, depending on context, so that's actually not too unlikely.

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
This the video equivalent of "science diagrams that look like shitposts":

https://twitter.com/machinepix/status/1319683049366409218

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