Fungah! posted:

lmfao i actually wish this one happened

quote:

Sent in by Robert D'Amboise

After beating Ganon, I would of made Bowser come in from Super
Mario Brothers and take Zelda to the world of the Mario Brothers. So then
Link would have to be transported some how to save her from Bowser.

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Sent in by Master-D/Drew-Dog

You hit Jason with the pitchfork, it shows a cut-scene showing Jason
bleeding from the blow. He stands up and pulls out the pitchfork.
Breathing heavily, he walks toward you looking unharmed. Your counselor
backs up, but Jason rushes at him/her and snaps their neck. Your
character falls and dies immediately. Jason looks at the moon and takes
his mask off, revealing what looks to be a smile. This is only if a counselor dies.

If you hit Jason without killing a counselor, it shows Jason coming at you
like before, but before he can kill you, he gets grabbed by a zombie from
beneath the ground. More and more zombies rise and grab Jason, they bite
on him ignoring you and drag him down to H, E, DOUBLE TOOTHPICK. All
the counselors get together after this and have a campfire with the kids,
partying and vowing to shut the camp down for good. The camera zooms
in on Jason's mask, the only thing that didn't go with his body, and the
credits roll.

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Sent in by Kai Powell

A huge bomb would come by and blow up the screen and would give
you access to a whole new tetrods.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Friday the 13th ending concept

quote:

My friend could not
be trusted. Every time in the years we'd been friends, he'd mess up the game
if I left to go to the bathroom. So, one day I decided to hold it in. I thought
I was REAL smart; but then Lafbino got up for my team. I screamed
"I'M LAFBINO! 'LAF' at me....."Then at that very moment, my friend
yelled "YEAH!" I hit the home run, but I laughed so hard that I farted and
podied all over his couch. Then, when he went upstairs for a drink, I
flipped over the couch cushions and didn't tell him about it until 3
years passed.

quote:

Once when I was at my friends house, I had to dump myself BAD!!! We
were playing at Perfect Dark and I didn't want to leave the multiplyar
and die so I set up a laptop gun next to me and left to drop anchor.
When I returned my friend had killed me and the gun and the worst part
was there was podie on my pant leg. My friend almost died laughing and
when his mom came down to investigate she saw my yellow leg.

quote:

I was once in Wal Mart when I started playing Super Mario Land 2: 6
Golden Coins. At the time I thought it was cool, so I stayed glued to
that Game Boy and ignored everything, and I mean everything. I was
playing the Pumpkin Zone when this warm liquid dripped down my legs.
I had podied in my pants and there was a huge yellow puddle under me!
Luckily, the sales clerk didn't notice. Even now, my brother never lets
me forget this.

Tato posted:

This is fun stuff http://www.world-of-nintendo.com/fun/worst_nintendo_experiences/i_can_hold_it_oops_i_cant.shtml




We've all been there when it's time to podie

quote:

Sent in by Jerad Orton

When the Super NES was new I was playing Secret of Mana. Then my cat
came into the room he went by the Nintendo and took a dump all over
it. Of course he had diarrhea and of course after you poop you have to
podie and so he ruined my Nintendo because the poop went through the
game slot and the podie made a stain the worst part was that I
was about to kill the Mana Beast.

Tato posted:

This is fun stuff http://www.world-of-nintendo.com/fun/worst_nintendo_experiences/i_can_hold_it_oops_i_cant.shtml




We've all been there when it's time to podie

trying to jack off posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860367&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post485150761

trying to jack off posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860367&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post485150761

quote:

Sent in by Tony Trucco

Antonio is the long lost brother who would be in of course blue over-alls,
but would have a black shirt on underneath. He could do all the moves
the other two brothers could do, but better. You would have to find
him by beating Bowser. From then on he replaced either Mario or Luigi.

quote:

Sent in by Dman

Mike is Link's older brother who was in the same axident as Link but
Link escaped leaving Mike to do this same adventure. Mike is a little bit
faster and has more stamina.

quote:

Sent in by Pinkachu

Name: Hellraiser
Type: Ghost/Fire/Psychic
Hight: 2'5
Wieght: 76lbs
Number: 2000
Special Attack: Psychic Flame Ball

How does it Look?
It looks like Haunter but it is all in flame. Deep dark eyes that are red.
Sharp claws. Very scary looking. Mean looking. Sharp teeth. It loves to
play in dark Places.

Where in the game?
First in the river make all of the Paliwags come out of Hiding and then
make the bulbasaur come out of the log by throwing an apple a the fallen
down tree! Now make Slowpoke evolve into Slowbro. Now exit the Level! Do
not take any pictures!!!!!! Go to the volcano. At the beginning throw
pester balls in the Mini Volcano. About 6-9 pester balls. Now throw 1-3 into
the large Volcano and out pops a Hellraiser!! It will float down and you can
get great pictures!!!

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Sent in by Matt Albasi

Physco would be a little on the weird side. He would be dressed in a
NWO red and black shirt and be wearing red and black swishes. unlike
the original Bomberman Physco would place remote mines in stead of
bombs. He also would be able to shot guns. You would have to find Physco
in another level then he is permanently be saved on the game.

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

Sent in by Geraun Vanterpool

I bought Zelda 64 from a guy on a street corner. He said he got the games
from Toys R Us and I was desperate to get Zelda 64 so I bought it. But
when I got home and opened the box, there was no game! What's worse,
when I went back to the corner he wasn't there!

symbolic posted:

some suggested changes to Pokemon

quote:

Amanda Roope posted:

There should be an option to combine your Pokemon. That is if you
took in two Pokemon you could combine them into one Pokemon.
Articuno and Mewtwo would give you a Mewticuno. Pikachu and
Jigglypuff would be a Pikapuff. There would be other combinations too.

American McGay posted:

lol at the moment between opening the game you bought from some guy on the corner and finding no cartridge and walking back to the street corner to ask him for a different one.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I'm waiting for my man
Seventy dollars in my hand
Up to Lexington, one, two, five
Feel sick and dirty, need Ocarina of Time
I'm waiting for my man

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I'm waiting for my man
Seventy dollars in my hand
Up to Lexington, one, two, five
Feel sick and dirty, need Ocarina of Time
I'm waiting for my man

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I'm waiting for my man
Seventy dollars in my hand
Up to Lexington, one, two, five
Feel sick and dirty, need Ocarina of Time
I'm waiting for my man

quote:

Sent in by Duke Ngo

I was playing with my Zelda ocarina of time one day with a lighting
storm outside. My mom told my not to play video games on rainy days
because it was really dangerous to play games on rainy days. I was like
yeah yeah yeah I didn't really care. I was playing Zelda until a lighting
bolt hit our house's annteni and their was a loud explode sound. I didn't
really care because I was too hooked on the game. I was playing until the
N64 controller started to rumble. It rumbled like the rumble pak but my
rumble pak was not in the controller! Weird I thought. I thought that I
miss the rumble so much that I can feel the rumble right now. So I got
some batts for my rumble pak but guess what? The batteries won't come
out of my hands! I tried throwing it but it didn't work. I tried washing it off
but It was a mistake! I was shocked like heck until the batteries ran out
of power. My hair was all stiff and smoke was coming out of my ears. So
from that day on I never played video games when it is raining ever again!
well, until one day...

American McGay posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Sent in" by Dongicus

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I'm waiting for my man
Seventy dollars in my hand
Up to Lexington, one, two, five
Feel sick and dirty, need Ocarina of Time
I'm waiting for my man

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

This seems like as good a place as any to ask if anyone has a link to that time a random lurker said that they poo poo themselves while playing Mega Man 2 because they couldn’t hold it through Wiley’s castle and you can’t pause and they were that desperate to beat it, and the next post was Pablo saying “you have always been able to pause in every Mega Man game”

quote:

Sent in by Sapphire_Tango

The video game store close to my place was closing down so me and my brother decided to buy games. My brother ended up getting Mega Man X for the Super Nintendo. My brother rapped the game and got total loss of interest in it and I started to play. Now I'm addicted to the game!

But one night, my brother had to sleep in my room due to company and I fell asleep before him. I had a dream where X, Zero and I were on a mission to beat Sigmas. Then it started getting all wovy dovy and then, X started kissing me! EEEEEEEK! Then Zero started! EEEEEK! Then I woke up and my brother said I was saying "Oh X I love you" and "Oh your such a cutie Zero!" Then he told the guests at my house. I nearly died of embarrassment!

quote:

Sent in by Baby Yoshi

Once, I was playing Super Mario 64, and I got to the last Bowser. It was 1:30 A.M and I was the only one awake. I eventually fell asleep while the game was still on. (I had been playing since 9:53 P.M) I had a really, REALLY SCARY dream. (to me) Instead of Mario, I was YOSHI (weird, huh). I was eating Bowser, when suddenly Bowser just popped out of Yoshi's mouth, and popped off the screen and ate me! When I was going down the esophagus, I got RRRREEEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY scared and I accidentally wet myself. When I woke up getting the urge to barf, I fell off the bed and ran as fast as I could to the bathroom, halfway there, I barfed out my dinner and accidentally did diarrhea! What a mess I was!!!! How disgusting! I was barfing and doing it the whole day.I felt sick the whole day on Christmas Eve; all because of Bowser!!!!!! (I was 8 at the time.)

Bicyclops posted:

quote:

Sent in by Krono

Whenever I play a ridiculously simple game that I just can't seem to beat
or I run out of time (I'm 14 so I shouldn't deserve a bedtime...), I have
dreams about them that night. For example, I was hooked on Super Mario
64, and I was stuck on finding a star in the Wet-Dry World, and decided
to have some fun outside the castle by jumping on the trees, and
drowning myself in the water. I then dreamed that night that there was
a secret passage to find the star, AND to get Luigi, AND find a secret
Bowser. I accessed it, and then the next morning as I rolled out of bed
onto the floor (probably a 2 foot drop) I was happy that I had finally
beaten Super Mario 64, and then realized that it was all a dream.

Dragon Malcom posted:

It took me 8 years to beat Super Mario Bros. It took me 5 years to beat Super
Mario Bros. 2. It took me 5 days to beat Super Mario Bros. 3. It took me
one DAY to beat Super Mario 64

..Don't you think games should get harder as time progresses...

Bicyclops posted:

American McGay posted:

Reminds me of this Mega Man design contest featuring "Clone Man" from Ty Stalnaker, son of Joker Stalnaker.

Bicyclops posted:

Bicyclops posted:

Bicyclops posted:

trying to jack off posted:

lfamo, where ever that kid is now they should post here