the empire runs on duncan

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NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

# ? Oct 27, 2020 19:36

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:26

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 20:02

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Sagebrush posted:

👏more👏women👏sex-pests👏

is Bond even a sex pest? I've only seen a few of the movies but women are throwing themselves at him, he's not having them audition for a role at MI5 or whatever

# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:28

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

indigi posted:

is Bond even a sex pest? I've only seen a few of the movies but women are throwing themselves at him, he's not having them audition for a role at MI5 or whatever

sean connery bond is absolutely a sex pest, up to and including straight up "no means yes" terrible-ness. daniel craig doesn't do anything like that, i don't remember pierce brosnan being like that either. not sure about dalton/moore.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:37

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

indigi posted:

is Bond even a sex pest? I've only seen a few of the movies but women are throwing themselves at him, he's not having them audition for a role at MI5 or whatever

yes

# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:43

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Achmed Jones posted:

sean connery bond is absolutely a sex pest, up to and including straight up "no means yes" terrible-ness. daniel craig doesn't do anything like that, i don't remember pierce brosnan being like that either. not sure about dalton/moore.

Jesus. yeah I've only seen Brosnan movies so that never came up iirc

# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:48

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Achmed Jones posted:

sean connery bond is absolutely a sex pest, up to and including straight up "no means yes" terrible-ness. daniel craig doesn't do anything like that, i don't remember pierce brosnan being like that either. not sure about dalton/moore.

in one of the moore bond films, i think man with a golden gun, he's following a woman and just looks like a creepy stalker with a bad haircut, ending up in her hotel room and sneaking in on her while she's in the shower

# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:50

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

in one of the moore bond films, i think man with a golden gun, he's following a woman and just looks like a creepy stalker with a bad haircut, ending up in her hotel room and sneaking in on her while she's in the shower

yeah but was she a Russian spy or something. gotta hear both sides

# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:00

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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Laugh and cry

indigi posted:

is Bond even a sex pest? I've only seen a few of the movies but women are throwing themselves at him, he's not having them audition for a role at MI5 or whatever

it's more a product of it's times in that pretty much every movie from 1920 to 1997 has people manhandle "hysterical females" and forcefully trying again and again until they have sex with them. or like that lesbian just needs a good man-dicking to turn straight. even common in a lot of 80s movies. it's an exaggeration for newer ones and craig is basically a whiney mope after casino royale.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:27

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Xaris posted:

or like that lesbian just needs a good man-dicking to turn straight.

this is the backstory of pussy galore iirc

# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:43

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

oddjob in the novel is some extremely racist poo poo also iirc

# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

indigi posted:

Jesus. yeah I've only seen Brosnan movies so that never came up iirc

he kinda sorta forces himself on the big bad's wife in tomorrow never dies iirc

# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:51

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

Achmed Jones posted:

sean connery bond is absolutely a sex pest, up to and including straight up "no means yes" terrible-ness. daniel craig doesn't do anything like that, i don't remember pierce brosnan being like that either. not sure about dalton/moore.

it was a pretty big deal at the time of "the living daylights" that dalton's bond didn't go sleep with a half dozen women over the course of the film like his predecessors

# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:04

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Kenny Logins posted:

oddjob in the novel is some extremely racist poo poo also iirc

the villain in the george lazenby bond has a group of women from all over the world and there's a dinner scene where they're each eating their native cuisine, except for the lone black woman who is just given a bowl of bananas

# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:45

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

wow

# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:48

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

jesus wtf

# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:53

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sweevo posted:

the villain in the george lazenby bond has a group of women from all over the world and there's a dinner scene where they're each eating their native cuisine, except for the lone black woman who is just given a bowl of bananas

lol no way

# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:36

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

oh my

# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:37

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

lol at least they're peeled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m4hj5fIvIg

# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:39

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

no that's the avengers

# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:05

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

the only woman fit to be bonds wife

# ? Oct 28, 2020 04:03

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

i might have to dig up some avengers now. my dad had them all and we watch a few sometimes around the holidays when everyone is sorta lounging around with free time

# ? Oct 28, 2020 04:05

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Agile Vector posted:

the only woman fit to be bonds wife

i just checked, i didn't realize she died in september.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 04:06

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

infernal machines posted:

i just checked, i didn't realize she died in september.

yeah, the news had been so hectic it was a big story, sadly

# ? Oct 28, 2020 04:11

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Trabisnikof posted:

lol at least they're peeled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m4hj5fIvIg

the chick with just two ears of corn on her plate makes the banana thing a little less awful, maybe they just ran out of stuff

# ? Oct 28, 2020 04:43

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Agile Vector posted:

i might have to dig up some avengers now. my dad had them all and we watch a few sometimes around the holidays when everyone is sorta lounging around with free time

avengers is great still. i used to watch them on re-scanned VHS tapes with my dad when i was younger. the Tara King ones are not great but OK for some 70s-camp to them -- emma peele is definitely the best one. i have it all on my plex if you dont have them, pretty easy to pirate it all these days.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 05:18

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Chris Knight posted:

no that's the avengers

i get it

# ? Oct 28, 2020 05:21

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

indigi posted:

the chick with just two ears of corn on her plate makes the banana thing a little less awful, maybe they just ran out of stuff

where is she supposed to be from? iowa?

# ? Oct 28, 2020 05:27

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

farm girls make do

# ? Oct 28, 2020 05:28

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI15TKasItY

# ? Oct 28, 2020 05:38

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Agile Vector posted:

i might have to dig up some avengers now. my dad had them all and we watch a few sometimes around the holidays when everyone is sorta lounging around with free time

this used to be what my extended family did when i was a kid, but for james bond

god i feel old

# ? Oct 28, 2020 06:18

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

infernal machines posted:

farm girls make do

lol

but yeah it's supposed to be stuff they're deathly allergic to. it just happens to correspond to a buncha stereotypes for some weird reason

# ? Oct 28, 2020 06:19

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i watched doom:annihilation tonight. it was bad, low-budget, b-movie schlock but i enjoyed it. i liked the dumb poo poo where a decapitated marine had an id card that identified him as william blazkowicz, and there was a dead ghoul named dr. john carmack.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 06:56

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

I'm watching Ad Astra, I'm halfway through and just watched the space monkey scene and have a feeling that it was the high point of the film.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 14:59

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

yeah. ad astra was disappointing imo

# ? Oct 28, 2020 15:09

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

finished my phantasm series watch-a-thon last night

1 was... weird
2+3 were dumb and silly, but entertainingly so
4 is really boring
5 is a loving mess

# ? Oct 28, 2020 15:12

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Achmed Jones posted:

yeah. ad astra was disappointing imo

i liked it, mostly for the production design and the acting

the plot was nonsense and it was yet another hollywood movie about daddy issues

it helped that i saw it on a big screen

# ? Oct 28, 2020 17:15

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

FMguru posted:

i liked it, mostly for the production design and the acting

the plot was nonsense and it was yet another hollywood movie about daddy issues

it helped that i saw it on a big screen

Yeah I kind of checked out after an hour of slow, plodding soliloquy and epic space music.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 17:38

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

ad astra need to either be the insanity of the monkey scene or keep the weird vibe of the mars scene for the entire movie. it just felt pretty and halfbaked otherwise. a moonbuggy shootout should not be that boring.

also applebees.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 18:11

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i saw a thing bitching about those moon buggies because they apparently went with recognizable designs from the 60s-70s instead of anything futuristic

# ? Oct 28, 2020 18:18

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